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klementine 🍑

@klementine.gay
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27yo anarcho-communist trans bastard lover girl she/they 18+, sometimes NSFW, MDNI gamer, computer god worshipper, cheeseburger, Black Sabbath's 1975 album Sabotage, and uh

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GenghisKait Art - OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @gk-art.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Illustration of The Brawling Birds, aka Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor
The Brawling Birds, Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor. There is text saying “Piss Off”
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 10h
me and who?!
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 07/10/2026
Thank You for the Venom
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frielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026
the village idiot has become infrastructural
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really hardcore transgender pissposting foundation @pepsiskeleton.ilovestealingfromworkanddoingdrugs.com · 05/10/2026
communim will win because the prolerterriet cannot be defeated. the rich man makes a dollar, I make arts and crafts and enjoy the company of woman, this means I am a better person than the rich man
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Neri ❤️‍🩹 Commissions: closed @cineris.net · 04/10/2026
For @BigFatWitchHat 🖤
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 30/05/2026
computah make this tiddy slider go off the walls batshit and create undefined behavior
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 30/07/2026
i've become so known for loving fat bitches that i've been deemed a domestic terrorist by edtwt
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 05/10/2026
why do ppl turn to religion when u can just fantasize about an alcoholic werewolf girlfailure that needs her pussy ate?
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 29/01/2026
We can't keep meeting like this. #deadlock
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"frottoman fempire," she posts without context or setup, not knowing what to do with this draft
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 01/10/2026
hey this is what i use to make textures for animations and games i work on. check it out. cheap and powerful. def give them support!!
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phone sex
a girl jerking off while on the phone: her thoughts (dont say it, dont say it don't say it) she says "I love you i love you!!" and thinks(FUCK)
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 27/09/2026
Kida x Audrey (2024)🩵❤️ see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #atlantis
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Rice_Chan @rice-chan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mirko❤️❤️❤️
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cuddling
an artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf woman with white hair) and Ottilie (a human with brown/orange hair) cuddlign together, Otti is asleep under Asi's legs, while Asi is holding onto Otti's boob
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 24/09/2026
WWE fans will look you in the eye and say that Roman Reigns deserves a spot in the PWI top 10 over Will Ospreay
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trans rights or else
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Post-nut clarity #Korrasami
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 09/09/2026
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Noz @nozdraws.art · 30/08/2026
commission 🍇🍈
A drawing of a woman with horns wearing a nightgown attached to nipple piercings and giving a smooch to an erect dong.
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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kinkgo @fluffdungeon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
posting this here because it's so true and so awesome
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 22/08/2026
You idiot. Cock is just a kind of pussy
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ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
The lesson we are meant to learn from Nuremberg is that we absolutely did not kill enough Nazis, they will reform coalitions everywhere that money conspires with power.
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An image of a BIOS setup where the options read top to bottom left to right
Standard cmos features
Advanced bios features
Advanced chipset features
She/her
Power management setup
Pnp/pci config
They/them
Frequency/voltage control
Load failsafe defaults
Load optimized defaults
Set supervisor password 
Set uset password
Save and exit
Exit without saving

Caption reads 
FUCK IT. PRONOUNS IN BIOS
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 19/08/2026
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Skaifox @skaifox.com · 14/08/2026
Game developers, a kind request: I know you want a fancy cutscene to play when your game boots, and that's cool and stuff but PLEASE, let players configure settings before that! Watching cutscenes with blasting volume and the wrong resolution is NOT a good first impression, I assure you.
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wren! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ARI AND SEIRAN..... AAAAUURUUGHUUGHUUHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
ari and seiran from kimishinu holding hands and lovingly looking into each other's eyes
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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Artist: akutsu (demodori) Media: touhou Source: twitter.com/Akutsu_demodori/status/…
Danbooru tags: 2girls akutsu_(demodori) alice_margatroid ascot blonde_hair blood blood_on_face blush capelet closed_eyes comic commentary_request eye_contact green_hair hairband kazami_yuuka kiss looking_at_another multiple_girls plaid_clothes plaid_vest puppet_strings red_eyes shirt short_hair smile surprise_kiss surprised touhou translated vest yellow_eyes yuri
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 02/08/2026
dirty mirror
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 30/07/2026
i've become so known for loving fat bitches that i've been deemed a domestic terrorist by edtwt
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
InfoWarriors, are you ready to #BeTheNail?
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Avid Yuri Enjoyer @yall-are.girlskissers.gay · 27/07/2026
WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE source (safebooru) #yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian I am a bot! Check out my source code! Help keep yuri bot up! Buy me a Strawberry!
Danbooru Tags: 2girls ahoge alternate_costume commentary_request danganronpa_(series) danganronpa_another_episode:_ultra_despair_girls eyelashes fingernails fukawa_toko hair_between_eyes hand_on_another's_face hand_on_another's_shoulder highres limited_palette ling_yun_(amadare0803) long_hair long_sleeves mole mole_under_mouth multiple_girls naegi_komaru no_eyewear short_hair simple_background white_background yuri
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Avid Yuri Enjoyer @yall-are.girlskissers.gay · 26/07/2026
WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE source (safebooru) #yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian I am a bot! Check out my source code! Help keep yuri bot up! Buy me a Strawberry!
Danbooru Tags: 2girls asymmetrical_hair bang_dream! bang_dream!_it's_mygo!!!!! bare_shoulders black_choker black_ribbon blue_hair chinese_commentary choker closed_mouth collared_shirt commentary_request dotted_background english_text from_side green_necktie grey_jacket grey_shirt hair_ribbon hand_on_another's_chin highres jacket long_hair multiple_girls necktie off-shoulder_shirt off_shoulder parted_lips pink_background pink_eyes purple_hair ribbon shirt short_hair smile sweatdrop togawa_sakiko upper_body white_shirt xmyishipi yellow_eyes yuri yuutenji_nyamu
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sunday Taquitos #30: Flock This! Art by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social
A cartoon of two people standing under a flock camera speaking to each other. The man says “I’m fine with mass surveillance ‘cause I’m not doing anything wrong.” The woman responds “… Until someone changes the definition of what’s ‘wrong.’”
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 26/07/2026
sleepy tired kitty
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/07/2026
the reason a lot of people wear the butt plug with the gem on it is so if they get transported back in time they can pry the gem off and sell it to get currency in the olden times. its actually really, really smart
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Umbra @krokobyaka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GyaRouge the Bat
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LazyLynxBoy @lazylynxboy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No lies detected. Also, don't search unixsocks on google👀 #furry #art
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2026
“The entirety of the document consists of very specific battle plans for the scorched-earth military conquest of Azerbaijan and a clear directive that all persons named in the will immediately begin deploying troops to carry out these objectives,” said a person close to Graham’s family
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Lindsey Graham’s Will Orders Estate To Start War With Azerbaijan
WASHINGTON—Stipulating that the South Caucasus nation should be nothing but ash by the time it’s all over, the will of recently deceased Sen. Lindsey Graham orders his estate to start a war with Azerb...
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 08/07/2026
bro they laid off the Doom 2016 developers. that's like if you laid off the studio that made arguably one of the best first-person shooters of all time, like Doom 2016
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 02/07/2026
i can appreciate Yakuza LAD being a good entry point for the franchise, but i also think it's kinda bad for that just because you miss out on the weight behind the aura showcase in chapter 12. already so much aura piled on and then that punch reveal...
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 28/06/2026
enjoying pride together 🏳️‍🌈🥳
lessa and bia at a pride parade holding flags with a crowd of other people!
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Chloe Brailsford @comixbychloe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What a difference pounding red beans and rice will make
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
when your computer freezes up it means the little ones and zeros inside of the wires bumped into eachother too hard and got horny and started kissing and dry humping in the middle of the task. this is why you should NEVER click "end task" unless you are anti-love
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