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klementine 🍑

@klementine.gay
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27yo anarcho-communist trans bastard lover girl she/they 18+, sometimes NSFW, MDNI gamer, computer god worshipper, cheeseburger, Black Sabbath's 1975 album Sabotage, and uh

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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 11/10/2026
feel free to dm me your steam and i can add you and invite you!!
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 10/10/2026
do you need an invite?
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GenghisKait Art - OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @gk-art.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Illustration of The Brawling Birds, aka Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor
The Brawling Birds, Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor. There is text saying “Piss Off”
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 09/10/2026
me and who?!
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 07/10/2026
Thank You for the Venom
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frielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026
the village idiot has become infrastructural
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really hardcore transgender pissposting foundation @pepsiskeleton.ilovestealingfromworkanddoingdrugs.com · 05/10/2026
communim will win because the prolerterriet cannot be defeated. the rich man makes a dollar, I make arts and crafts and enjoy the company of woman, this means I am a better person than the rich man
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Neri ❤️‍🩹 Commissions: closed @cineris.net · 04/10/2026
For @BigFatWitchHat 🖤
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 30/05/2026
computah make this tiddy slider go off the walls batshit and create undefined behavior
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 30/07/2026
i've become so known for loving fat bitches that i've been deemed a domestic terrorist by edtwt
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 05/10/2026
or her dick sucked, the genitals aren't that relevant to the hypothetical. the question is, imagining that, is that feeling not that of Jesus? you don't need the bible to find god, god is already there in the parts of your heart and brain that tell you "need that" when you imagine said girlfailure
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 05/10/2026
why do ppl turn to religion when u can just fantasize about an alcoholic werewolf girlfailure that needs her pussy ate?
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 29/01/2026
We can't keep meeting like this. #deadlock
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"frottoman fempire," she posts without context or setup, not knowing what to do with this draft
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 01/10/2026
hey this is what i use to make textures for animations and games i work on. check it out. cheap and powerful. def give them support!!
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phone sex
a girl jerking off while on the phone: her thoughts (dont say it, dont say it don't say it) she says "I love you i love you!!" and thinks(FUCK)
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 27/09/2026
Kida x Audrey (2024)🩵❤️ see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #atlantis
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Rice_Chan @rice-chan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mirko❤️❤️❤️
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cuddling
an artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf woman with white hair) and Ottilie (a human with brown/orange hair) cuddlign together, Otti is asleep under Asi's legs, while Asi is holding onto Otti's boob
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 24/09/2026
if i win the lottery, there WILL be signs! i'm foaming at the mouth
a werewolf in a t-shirt and jeans, kneeling in the woods at night, ripping its shirt off and howling up at the night sky. the entire image is covered in an overlay of the Lesbian Pride flag.
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 24/09/2026
WWE fans will look you in the eye and say that Roman Reigns deserves a spot in the PWI top 10 over Will Ospreay
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trans rights or else
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Post-nut clarity #Korrasami
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 10/09/2026
"the icon" steve
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 09/09/2026
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Noz @nozdraws.art · 30/08/2026
commission 🍇🍈
A drawing of a woman with horns wearing a nightgown attached to nipple piercings and giving a smooch to an erect dong.
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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kinkgo @fluffdungeon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
posting this here because it's so true and so awesome
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 26/08/2026
i wish they would pipe the music into the broadcast so i could actually hear it half the time :(
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 22/08/2026
You idiot. Cock is just a kind of pussy
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An image of a BIOS setup where the options read top to bottom left to right
Standard cmos features
Advanced bios features
Advanced chipset features
She/her
Power management setup
Pnp/pci config
They/them
Frequency/voltage control
Load failsafe defaults
Load optimized defaults
Set supervisor password 
Set uset password
Save and exit
Exit without saving

Caption reads 
FUCK IT. PRONOUNS IN BIOS
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 19/08/2026
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Skaifox @skaifox.com · 14/08/2026
Game developers, a kind request: I know you want a fancy cutscene to play when your game boots, and that's cool and stuff but PLEASE, let players configure settings before that! Watching cutscenes with blasting volume and the wrong resolution is NOT a good first impression, I assure you.
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 13/08/2026
i thought this was actually really sweet because i didn't read the 'not' 💔
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wren! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ARI AND SEIRAN..... AAAAUURUUGHUUGHUUHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
ari and seiran from kimishinu holding hands and lovingly looking into each other's eyes
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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Artist: akutsu (demodori) Media: touhou Source: twitter.com/Akutsu_demodori/status/…
Danbooru tags: 2girls akutsu_(demodori) alice_margatroid ascot blonde_hair blood blood_on_face blush capelet closed_eyes comic commentary_request eye_contact green_hair hairband kazami_yuuka kiss looking_at_another multiple_girls plaid_clothes plaid_vest puppet_strings red_eyes shirt short_hair smile surprise_kiss surprised touhou translated vest yellow_eyes yuri
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 10/08/2026
oh and Shutter Encoder!!
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 10/08/2026
love all of those, but i'd add in LosslessCut <3
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 10/08/2026
caddy is genuinely so wonderful. i will never get over how simple it is to configure.
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 09/08/2026
oh you have your localization set wrong, this is a legacy setting called "en_RMS" (pls be 1% funny)
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 02/08/2026
But even before he became a problem child there, it was immediately apparent that he was washed in the ring. I was still optimistic and he did improve a little after the initial showing, but at this point, he's completely soiled his legacy in my eyes.
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 02/08/2026
I couldn't have been more excited when he showed up in AEW because I haven't had any actual interest in WWE since probably 2016ish and I kinda fell out of love with wrestling until AEW became a thing. I would keep up with news here and there but I wasn't watching anything.
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 02/08/2026
The Summer of Punk is when he finally reached the Cena/Stone Cold/Rock level of prominence, but the sheer impact of it is why you don't hear about his other great work, like the entire feud with Jeff Hardy in '09. Or his SES faction, The Nexus, etc. He was genuinely great at one point.
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 02/08/2026
He was a ROH/TNA style workhorse wrestler in WWE, at a time where they couldn't have been more focused on size and looks, which is why you had The Great Khali main eventing at one point despite barely being able to move (that being said, he was a great worker in his own right in his earlier years).
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 02/08/2026
He wasn't treated like a Cena or a Batista in the first few years, but he was popular enough that despite Vince not caring for him, he was booked alongside guys like DX and The Hardy Boyz in main event tag matches. He wasn't at all what Vince liked or wanted but forced his way into relevance.
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klementine 🍑 @klementine.gay · 02/08/2026
You could probably argue that he (and the popularity of MMA at the time) had enough influence with his WWECW stint that guys like Cena, Batista, and Undertaker would all develop submission finishes within the few years after he showed up.
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