ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 50m"Infinite personalized music" Yeah when I listen to Tom Waits sing "I hope I don't fall in love with you" the entire time I am SEETHING with rage that the "you" in the song isn't literally "me" In other news I keep barking at the identical copy of me that exists in that traitorous flip dimension 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 1hstatic.klipy.comBlird: The Long-Legged CreatureAlt: Bird with the long ass feets 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 29/09/2026That's your problem, The Atlantic. You gave Satan, lord of damnation and king of liars a keyboard again. You seem to do this at least once a week- so maybe hide that sucker somewhere high up so they can't reach it? Then at least we won't have to read about how privatized air is the next big thing. 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 29/09/2026This is about the same quality of brainrot that Alex Jones vomits out, that should be a wake-up call lmao Their writing Tom Clancy fan fiction about their enemies is a kind of stochastic terrorism, the only utility in manufacturing a conspiracy like this is fomenting violence But they're MSM so 🤷 000
Reposted by ShoRKdevIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're such self important clowns. It's increasingly clear their weird stop-me-before-I-kill-again message is some kind of weird hype strategy. 61638124
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026Trying to watch the Choosin' Texas music video to figure out what the fuck this is all about and it's just like The most fucking forgettable thing on earth, a steel ball bearing with perfect aerodynamics endlessly teetering on the edge of the sift that sends slop down to the next strata of culture. 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026Drinking lots of gatorade so I can spit on all of the Afrikaner farmer crosses once White people LOVE this idea of racism being a switch you flip and don't have to do anything else about- why is all of the farmland in this predominantly black space owned by white people? Racists hope you don't ask 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026None of this shit is convincing me that there is any future forward with these people politically, and that whatever movement captures their imagination next is going to be JUST as dangerous if not even fucking moreso. If you want horrible things then you SHOULD be politically disenfranchised 🤷🤷🤷 000
Reposted by ShoRKdevcity trees @citytrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Many still support the president, especially on social issues, such as ending diversity initiatives" Then keep eating shit, motherfuckers!! I hope you lose your farms and die broke. gift link www.wsj.com/politics/ele...wsj.comAmerica’s Farmers Are Rethinking Their Loyalty to the GOPTariffs, imported beef and rising gas, diesel and fertilizer costs fuel bitter feelings among rural voters. 77423
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026"Detailed feedback from flirt partners" I'd rather put a meat hook into back and jump off the empire state building into shark pit, thanks. 000
Reposted by ShoRKdevJohn Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My solution to this problem would get me banned from here and jailed under most legal systems. 072
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026I found a new kind of internet creature "It's not racist for me to call black men testoterone monsters because my grandfather was black" You What? 110
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026Hearing announcers talk about how it's an "Absolutely idiot move" for this guy to do a little celebration is peak America Substanceless puritan brow-beating targeted at a demographic that has already gets treated as subhuman by the institutions entrusted to take care of them Parody in motion 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026Not enough people are talking about this shit But whoever fucking produces and manufactures this shit should be thrown into a prison somewhere deep, deep underground. Satanic shit literally having "Safe restraints" on a device that's killed twelve 031
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026The dumbest fucking timeline, filled with the stupidest fucking people. Ever-renewing proof that meritocracy never existed and capitalism prefers weaponized incompetence over expertise. We went from sharing articles about the intelligence of plant networks to having Taye ai get pretend amputations. 010
Reposted by ShoRKdevMuffin @montrealmuffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You really have to hope that a guy like that is just being paid 011
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026Meeting with fascists is a comparable sin to privately meeting with Jared Kushner. These are the kinds of people you find actively trying to drag the DSA while the democrats are out here openly discussing which one our demographics to jettison. 200
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 27/09/2026They turned the pervert glasses into an AI pervert you wear around your neck, making it... better? Somehow? The solution never seems to make technology for non-perverts. 000
Reposted by ShoRKdevNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960 161512211
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 26/09/2026Liberals are out here literally rewriting history to make it seem like they are going to hold Fascism accountable. Fucking pathetic! This never happened, most of his SS went entirely free. Only Nazi leadership was held accountable, and even that was selectively enforced. 174
Reposted by ShoRKdevrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889351211
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 24/09/2026Can we like- Skip to the consequences part and stop platforming genocidal freaks at the fucking UN general assembly? 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 24/09/2026This whole comment section is a perfect exploration in how people who LITERALLY UNDERSTAND HOW MEDIA WORKS will suddenly become brain dead fucking idiots when it comes to a group of people they personally get annoyed by. The Boston Globe confirmed this is their best story of the year- you fueled it 110
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 24/09/2026MFW I hop on a boat to terrorize an entire domestic populace through sheer force of munitions but the pedophile government stops sending me lunchables (I am only doing war crimes to pay for college, which is okay) 😠😠😠😤😤 100
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 24/09/2026Not only does ChatGPT have more human rights than humans do, it apparently has even more sovereignty than the nation-state of Australia! We are all bending the knee in advance to a fucking probabilistic sorting algorithm and its dopey dead-eyed grifter CEO. 04614
Reposted by ShoRKdevGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Concern? How about arrest the f*cker?? Cripes. If you or I hacked Medicare, the AFP would bash down our doors. AI does it? Oopsies! I am concerned! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comAnthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam AltmanPrime minister says he told chief executive he was disappointed it had taken company ‘way too long’ to inform government of breach 821286480
Reposted by ShoRKdevNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 17,1966 7957115
Reposted by ShoRKdevBarry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry 12895261
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 23/09/2026I swear to fucking god we are so close to using NYT's Gaza Genocide stylebook to describe ICE shootings "Foreign object discovered next to contested spinal column in food-related traffic spot." A heinous dereliction of all moral culpability for how the media functions, real invertebrate behavior. 010
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 23/09/2026Call it what it is- @duckworth.senate.gov is a fascist collaborator and wants to exchange favors for political capital. This shit isn't complicated in the slightest- a system of zero accountability enriches them all equally, Trump only rocked the boat. They're ALL grifters and need to be removed. 041
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 23/09/2026The year is 20XX- A CS2 update comes out, adding yet another new form of woefully unregulated loophole child gambling to the mix As is tradition I swear to god we are five years out from being able to do community bets on which employee gets a parking ticket next- EVERYTHING will become gambling. 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 23/09/2026Putting every straight person in timeout for 15 minutes over this Boston Globe Lesbian Bar shit. You're gonna write "I will not engage in reactionary atrocity tourism" 100 times on the chalkboard until you can recognize the difference between journalism and cruelty. 030
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 23/09/2026100% this Atrocity tourism is a repeatable format where your privacy is denied piecemeal for entertainment by people who are even bigger freaks than anyone in this article could hope to be! If these private moments become content then every disagreement could turn into Judas collecting his silver. 120
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 22/09/2026Discord confirms that 90% of users won't need to confirm their age because 100% of their users are surveilled and fed into training data! Feckless cowards who resent their end-users for fucking with the boardroom's exit plan. 000
Reposted by ShoRKdevDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026Nothing will ever be enough for these people. 42306929
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 22/09/2026Disgusting fucking creature of a man- a sentient greaseball 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 21/09/2026A world view of absolute nihilism- the death cult is powered by weaponized apathy.static.klipy.comCommunity: Britta's Animal Cruelty QuoteALT: Community: Britta's Animal Cruelty Quote 000
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 21/09/2026Love this modern age of paying for something first and then finding out later how your license/usage rights have been modified without your consent. Complete unfiltered contempt for their paying end users, it's incredible stuff really. 000
Reposted by ShoRKdevc3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14178402090
Reposted by ShoRKdevTriangle Man @thatsamoreeel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026EMPATHY [Legendary: Failure] - Why are people mad at me? I already told them I'm not complicit. 1.- "I'm really, REALLY, not complicit, okay?" 2.- "Uhh, it's bad when people...die? Right guys?" 1361
Reposted by ShoRKdevPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 349160724112
ShoRKdev @shorkdev.neocities.org · 17/09/2026Wait this is the shit people are pretending to be upset about? I don't even fucking like Hasan but oh my god if you think that doing PR for the USA during our terrorism arc is how you win an election you are at risk of sneezing your fuckin' brain out- sorry! The moderate position is not propaganda 020
Reposted by ShoRKdevYour Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh, the liberals/centrists are going to have their pearls clutched and panties bunched about this one. At some point, we have to be honest with ourselves about who we are. Seriously, we have killed 4.5 million people and displaced 38 million in the past 25 years. We are terrible. 2285
Reposted by ShoRKdevHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel 3365261326
Reposted by ShoRKdevsteviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026watching the dems blame people having access to video of the carnage should be eye-opening for people who thought we had two different political parties on foreign affairs 11608
Reposted by ShoRKdevpretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"why are liberals so on edge about voting abstention?" because if people show up for progressive candidates but not for centrist candidates it'll require them to admit they were wrong, which they hate more than losing 81394218
Reposted by ShoRKdevWhamukars @whamukars.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How are we letting right-wingers win? Talarico is the one slamming his dick in a car door repeatedly saying he would feed trans kids into a thresher and pissing off an entire section of his base. 0392