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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Today was such a good day. There was a hot guy suddenly in a meeting at work I was professionally obligated to make eye contact with for an hour. My hockey show flooded me with happy chemicals. My friend is making me laugh hysterically in a good chat. Good fucking day.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Dick Cheney was absolutely the gremlin that haunted my undergraduate years however, having your cardiologist open up your funeral after having multiple heart attacks while in office is ungodly funny.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I really want to understand why the internet is calling London some kind of crime slum. London? My london? Please.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Not gonna lie, I heard my first Christmas song of the season and it was a vibe.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I am trying to finish this book but I am sobbing through the last 50 pages and I am certain that without a tranquilizer I will not make it through this film.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/11/2025

Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I desperately need someone to tell me exactly what the Paddington musical was like in person because I don’t think the videos I’ve seen are conveying accurately what that was like. Was it giving Ewok?

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Padraig Reidy @padraigreidy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

This is just to say I have eaten the swans that were in the duck pond and which you were probably saving for the King Forgive me they were delicious so white and so necky

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/09/2025

Why, Hal, ’tis my vocation, Hal, ’tis no sin for a man to labor in his vocation.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

My god this thread is funny.

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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Jean jacket weather is when I finally get to embody my true form.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I’m sure time will tell on the greatest contributions of this current younger generation, but in my opinion reclassifying Diet Coke as “a fridge cigarette” is fucking brilliant.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I am 42 now. I have to do my stupid little walks. So I did a stupid little walk. 😤 and I’m gonna do it again tomorrow.

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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Washingtonian: The 12 Best Subs to Throw at Federal Agents Eater DC: Jose Andres Offers Lunch Special on Federalist Pig Sandos The 51st: Your Rights After You've Sandwiched a Fed, Explained WCP: Darrow's Page 4 Sandwich Shots Axios: EXCLUSIVE: Fed Saddened by Sandwich

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Letterboxd Friday Looking appropriately unhinged for Hot Nerd Summer

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Tickets to Ren Faire acquired. Many thanks to @dogunderwater.bsky.social and @malloryyu.bsky.social for being my canaries in the coal mine. A friend with better odds saved the day.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Mine was a class that was cross posted in the dance and sociology departments about non-verbal communication that turned out was incredibly helpful when communicating in nations where I didn’t speak the language.

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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.

Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by
U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was
"As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I don’t have two wolves inside me, I have Frog and Toad and they are both snackish and very sleepy at all times

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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

One of the benefits of reading a lot of history is that you realize how many people who were ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN they were doing a lot of good were, in fact, doing a lot of harm. Certainty is a hell of a drug. Certainty combined with fame/power is especially dangerous.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Sometimes you just have to emergency drive over craft supplies to a friend because a joke was said and it has to be ironed on to a T shirt

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

This is the kind of energy I bring to friendships.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Nerfighteria’s resident mathematician?

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Every time I put on this one perfume I don’t wear often: Oooh it’s spicy. I’m spicy. Mmmm. Hours later: Oooh spicy. 😆

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Okay but when are they released a Cast Recording for the Benjamin Button musical I just saw in the West End? I need it. I need it immediatley.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

being alive is just so unfathomably cool cant believe im about to go for a trot around the block. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN THERES A WHOLE BLOCK TO EXPLORE WITH SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? every dang day we are blessed with this. wow

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Likely to be eaten by a Grue @taterpie.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

That's 'withhold' on all 3.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I hope whoever is making the rotisserie chickens at the Hyattsville Giant knows that they literally at the top of their game. Excellent work. The best in the business.

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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 11/04/2025

Another day, another online government snitch form that you know damn well what to do with. enddei.ed.gov

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Listening to Big Band music on the train home is actually very nice. Pardon me boys, is that the Green line out to Maryland…..

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I like Disneyland as much as the next girl, but I woke up this morning and was a fed a video that amounted to "Disneyland was created because collective bargaining made Walt vewwy vewwy sad" and honestly, what the fuck.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Honestly, how long until it’s revealed that Mr Beast has secretly been playing The Most Dangerous Game on some island somewhere?

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Just finished Sally Rooney’s Normal People. What a masterpiece that was. Good lord. I think it changed my brain chemistry.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Thr strangest thing about dating apps is that for a period of time there is a real person who just kinda lives inside your phone that you have to decide to interact with based on absolutely nothing. Hello man in my phone. How are you this evening?

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Today I learned of the existence of this book and have immediately located a used copy.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

There will come a day when I just don’t go to work, I act like I am, but I just stay on the train and read.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I have too many Girl Scout cookies

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

So turns out everyone saying that Sally Rooney is a phenomenal writer was on to something, dang.

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Who told men that they have to include one selfie on their dating profile that says “this is what I’ll look like when I murder you.” Pleasant photo with friends, smiling while doing something they enjoy, and then BAM the dead eyes of a sociopath in a dimly lit bathroom mirror.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/03/2025

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Today I learned that the pages of authentic First Folios of Shakespeare’s works were watermarked by the original paper maker and that is the coolest shit I’ve ever heard.

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