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Katie Kruger

@kkruger8.bsky.social
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"But there is no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness." Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Loving all the updates and really hoping for a nothing burger so my flight monday night can get me home. 🤞🏻🤞🏻
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I see that Edward Said cover and I’m activated like a sleeper agent back to graduate school.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This is why I politely excused myself in my parents house and watched it alone in the dark upstairs on Christmas.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Imagine me on my exercise bike, phone playing the episode for that exact reason just put my head on the handle bars and let out a GOD DAMMIT
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I went to go rewatch the first episode and I had to take a breath I couldn’t even watch it alone
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This was me my entire visit with my parents
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hell even my hair looked great today!
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Today was such a good day. There was a hot guy suddenly in a meeting at work I was professionally obligated to make eye contact with for an hour. My hockey show flooded me with happy chemicals. My friend is making me laugh hysterically in a good chat. Good fucking day.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
See this is why people are having psychotic breaks when their refrigerators start talking to them
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Oh no! I hope you recover soon.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Dick Cheney was absolutely the gremlin that haunted my undergraduate years however, having your cardiologist open up your funeral after having multiple heart attacks while in office is ungodly funny.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I really want to understand why the internet is calling London some kind of crime slum. London? My london? Please.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Not gonna lie, I heard my first Christmas song of the season and it was a vibe.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I am trying to finish this book but I am sobbing through the last 50 pages and I am certain that without a tranquilizer I will not make it through this film.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/11/2025
Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
FOR THE HOMELANDS!!!!!!
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I desperately need someone to tell me exactly what the Paddington musical was like in person because I don’t think the videos I’ve seen are conveying accurately what that was like. Was it giving Ewok?
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Padraig Reidy @padraigreidy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This is just to say I have eaten the swans that were in the duck pond and which you were probably saving for the King Forgive me they were delicious so white and so necky
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/09/2025
Why, Hal, ’tis my vocation, Hal, ’tis no sin for a man to labor in his vocation.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
My god this thread is funny.
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Jean jacket weather is when I finally get to embody my true form.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I’m sure time will tell on the greatest contributions of this current younger generation, but in my opinion reclassifying Diet Coke as “a fridge cigarette” is fucking brilliant.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I am 42 now. I have to do my stupid little walks. So I did a stupid little walk. 😤 and I’m gonna do it again tomorrow.
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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Washingtonian: The 12 Best Subs to Throw at Federal Agents Eater DC: Jose Andres Offers Lunch Special on Federalist Pig Sandos The 51st: Your Rights After You've Sandwiched a Fed, Explained WCP: Darrow's Page 4 Sandwich Shots Axios: EXCLUSIVE: Fed Saddened by Sandwich
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Letterboxd Friday Looking appropriately unhinged for Hot Nerd Summer
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Tickets to Ren Faire acquired. Many thanks to @dogunderwater.bsky.social and @malloryyu.bsky.social for being my canaries in the coal mine. A friend with better odds saved the day.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I am number 40,255 in line. I don’t have high hopes but I’m also willing to drive to Pennsylvania
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Fucking assholes
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Are you serious????
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Are they gonna make me go to the Pennsylvania one?
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Jesus effing Christ.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
100% cotton for all.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Man on dating app: “You have beautiful eyes and look so young. Where are you originally from?” I don’t know why but
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Mine was a class that was cross posted in the dance and sociology departments about non-verbal communication that turned out was incredibly helpful when communicating in nations where I didn’t speak the language.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
There were so many outside work today. Kill count: 3
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by
U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was
"As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Glad I’m not the only one drinking out of old pasta sauce jars. 😆
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 24/07/2025
Thomas Cromwell with a speech bubble
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I don’t have two wolves inside me, I have Frog and Toad and they are both snackish and very sleepy at all times
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Also not for nothing but there is no one more “Soy Boy” than Ashley fucking Wilkes. They don’t even idolize the past consistently.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Mt Rainier got absolutely pummeled by this. Had to pull over on Eastern Ave and wait it out.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Finally watching Shoresy. Not mad about this dirty talking wholesome shit at all.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I’ll come over with my boots on! I love stomping these bastards. It makes me feel patriotic
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
One of the benefits of reading a lot of history is that you realize how many people who were ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN they were doing a lot of good were, in fact, doing a lot of harm. Certainty is a hell of a drug. Certainty combined with fame/power is especially dangerous.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sometimes you just have to emergency drive over craft supplies to a friend because a joke was said and it has to be ironed on to a T shirt
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
This is the kind of energy I bring to friendships.
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
As a person who has caught hell for saying they’re not a fan of a certain Broadway diva for years
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Katie Kruger @kkruger8.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
hey! HEY! 😉
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