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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine a being far more intelligent than you that exists in a higher dimension. It leaves nothing of you but your brain and implants it in a beautiful young girl’s body. Then it whips you to make you move. Isn’t that terrifying?
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It has a history prior to that as a slang word in scifi for "rubbish robot" in the same way people use banger for rubbish car. You can't be bigoted against a machine. Claiming otherwise is a category error that serves only to derail criticism of AI, and the point of an argument is what it does.
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I feel called out here. I love buffets! Maybe I should play Crimson Desert 😺
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This was pretty clear when he decided to jeer at Ed Miliband, saying "I hate tree huggers" at a shadow cabinet meeting. This is the behaviour of a bullying manager. We've all met people like this. We all know how unpleasant they are.
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‘I hate tree huggers’: How Starmer apparently exploded over Labour’s green policy
The Labour leader’s outburst followed a presentation from climate and net zero spokesman Ed Miliband
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is why I love Will as a poster. He's like the John Coltrane of dog shit takes. A truly generational talent.
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The workers are surrounded on all sides by such a sea of lies in the bourgeois newspapers that they must fight for the truth at all costs, they must learn to recognise falsehoods and reject them.
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Don Lemon @donlemonofficial.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
idea i had
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Homo ludens ftw
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...
Bridget the cat infiltrates the 'Abbey Road' cover shoot and becomes THE definitive fifth Beatle.
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Animal Aspects (Art History Animalia) @animal-aspects.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
#Caturday 🐱: Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791) Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.) Hanging scroll; ink on paper Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.) Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti... #CatsInArt #ChineseArt
hanging scroll with ink painting of a CHONKY tuxedo cat, tail up and looking towards viewer smiling
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 25/12/2025
The reason I know you’re full of shit is because you’re not brain dead and there’s tons of resources and plans. If you genuinely cared you would use your money to push it forward. But you are a billionaire and your material conditions compel you to accumulate instead. pnhp.org/beyond_aca/P...
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
So I've not played it, but the developer has said there is a scene where a child rides a naked woman. They said they changed it, but also I could fairly believe there's more stuff given how lackadaisical they sounded about it.
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Saturnalia creators Santa Ragione will "wind down operations" after Valve ban horror game Horses from Steam
Saturnalia and Wheels of Aurelia developers Santa Ragione face "a high risk of closing the studio" due to Valve banning their game Horses from Steam.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/11/2025
It's absolutely disgusting what the New York Times, and particularly Azeen Ghorayshi, is doing with its coverage of autism. It's so deeply irresponsible. It's the same playbook they ran on trans kids.
A podcast app interface displaying an episode of The Daily from The New York Times titled “The Autism Diagnosis Problem.” The screen shows the podcast artwork in blue and yellow gradients, the episode date (11/24/25), duration (29:23), and file size (34 MB). Below is text summarizing how autism diagnoses have broadened over time, mentions of public figures like Elon Musk and Bill Gates, and comments from Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. about rising autism rates. The description states that reporter Azeen Ghorayshi explains what is driving the increase in diagnoses.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/11/2025
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
And that's what these guys are, these guys that marched in Charlottesville, these are the people who are aware of the unspoken premise of this sort of zombie neoliberalism that we're living in, which is that we're coming to a point where there's gonna be ecological catastrophe, and that it's gonna require either massive redistribution of the ill-gotten gains of the first world, or genocide.
And these are the first people who have basically said, "Well if that's the choice, then I choose genocide",
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ready, intellectually and emotionally, for why that's gonna be okay when it happens, why they're not really people. When we're putting all this money into more fucking walls and drones and bombs and guns to keep them away, so that we can watch them die with clear consciences, it's because we've been loaded with the ideology that these guys are now starting to express publicly.
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Pasokification ftw.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
BYE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON DRIVEN AWAY IN THERE CAR!!! "I DID 1 THING TODAY THATS IT MOTHER FUCKER SEE U TOMORROW" - IF YOU DONT CELEBRATE WHEN U GET 1 THING DONE INSTEAD OF 0 YOUR DENYING YOUR SELF A DAMB PARTY IF YOU ASK ME!!!!!!! FUCK IT!!!!!!! WERE OUT HERE KICKING A$$$$ - dashare.zone ADMIN
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
10bux for a bsky account would solve so many problems.
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 05/11/2025
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
guy said, “Do you like Marx?”

I said, “I haven’t met him.”

Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.”

“Wow, what happened?”

“No, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” 

“No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” 

I said, “Sounds amazing.”

I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.

BS: The FBI.

MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,
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.meow @dotmeow.org · 03/11/2025
Hi there Bluesky! -- let's introduce ourselves :3 We're dotmeow, a queer-run community project to register the gTLD .meow. The profits of this gTLD will go to community causes, turning every domain into queer community support, especially focusing on trans projects and issues.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 01/11/2025
Go fuck yourself
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Trans sisters. I'm pretty sure I was wrong. I
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I genuinely thought that as a trans woman, if ceded some points with the gender critical crowd we could have a healthier conversation and arrive at better public policy.
The problem is, they are getting crazier and more extreme.
If you admit "trans women don't belong in women's sports" they agree, but call you a man the whole time.
If you admit, "I understand I am a biological man, but this is how I want to live my life and talking about me like this is degrading" they scream about free speech.
If you admit that hurtful language is part of free speech but you don't have to associate with people that degrade you, they act like the victim and call you a man and then say you should be thrown in an insane asylum.
It's like this on everything. They are incapable of looking for a middle ground on bathrooms. They want maximalist policies on everything. They'd throw a fully transitioned, fully passing trans woman in male prison genpop and laugh as she got aids from being raped.
I want a middle ground on so many of these polices. BUT THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM IS THEY DO NOT. They enjoy degrading us, it's fun for them.
So, sisters. I genuinely don't know what to do. I think many of our most extreme ideas are bad. But theirs are worse. So if I have to pick, I choose us.
I wish there were a political vehicle for compromise and medical safeguarding. But that just simply does not exist.Post
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2/ I consider my business settled with all trans sisters. If anyone wants to reset things, unblock and move forward, I am happy to do that.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The Greens are heading towards being ahead of the Labour party. Then, Labour will have to stand down to stop dividing the anti-Reform vote.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 24/10/2025
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two Giant Freakin' Robot articles side by side; left side is titled "Most Trekkies Are Republicans, Star Trek Can Embrace It Or Die" by Joshua Tyler, updated 2 days ago, with an image of the Enterprise and DS9 crews undergoing inspection in DS9 "Trials and Tribble-ations" with excerpt: "Star Trek has always had a specific audience, and it has never had much appeal outside that group. Now it's a group the franchise seems to hate, and it's doing everything it can to drive them away. To understand this problem, first, you have to understand the demographics of Star..."; right side is titled "Walk Away From Media That No Longer Serves You" by Robert Scucci, published 26 minutes ago, with image of a woman turning her face and holding a hand to a bright screen, with excerpt: "There's nothing more frustrating than watching someone refuse to walk away from media that no longer serves them. Grey's Anatomy is in its 23rd season. My wife has been hanging on since Season 16, tuning in each week, hoping it will 'get good again.'"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
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alex siple 🏳️‍🌈 @alexsiple.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I THINK WHERE I COME FROM IS LEAVING, a hunter x hunter fancomic (1/4)
Cover page featuring Gon Freecss from Hunter x Hunter. The title reads "I think where I come from is leaving."
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is a real Me thing to get hung up on but I saw someone 'answering' "What if Studio Ghibli directed Lord of the Rings?" by putting The Ghibli Filter on a trailer of Jackson's Fellowship of the Ring. That is the most "i don't understand anything about making stuff" maneuver you could ever make.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I would give a synopsis if the entire plot of Dragonball from the original series, through Z and also Super
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😸 @kittensmcmittens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Bert got a friend 😺
Bert, a tuxedo cat, sitting next to LEGO tuxedo cat.
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Blur Busters @blurbusters.com · 23/12/2024
CRT simulator GPU shader coming December 24, 2024 on github & shadertoy! Genesis of CRT-simulation replacements in future, when used CRT tubes are near-extinct. Tomorrow's 240Hz, 480Hz & 1000Hz OLEDs can optionally faithfully simulate CRT electron beam for 60fps content.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/12/2024
My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
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David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Lol an archaeology website had an AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description.
Known to Europeans as the scimitar, the sham shot is the quintessential long sword of the horsemen of Persia (Iran), Moghul India and Arabia. It scales primarily with Strength and Dexterity and is a good weapon for high dexterity characters who can excel at slashing attacks while spinning. A curved sword with a thin blade of ample length. Light of weight desire its larger size, its slicing attacks come in rapid succession. Such savers were renowned for their sharpness and lethality.
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