Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6hthis fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings 934397479
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 8hDidn't realize the Packers signed a uniform deal with Magnolia, but whatever they're wearing today absolutely screams Joanna Gaines/Fixer Upper. 031
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 22hShe went to one of their ALCS games in 2024, but it wasn't a home game. 100
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 23hDistraught PJ Fleck brings a hyper-realistic skull into the postgame locker room and does the entire "To be or not to be?" monologue from Hamlet. 000
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Scientists should look into whether it's safe to have this many left-handed hitters with absolute dump trucks in a single series. 050
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ah yes, those three words every woman wants to hear, "Here's John Mateer." 020
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm glad that lady's Oregon fandom is benefitting her relationship with her dad because it can't be enhancing her quality of life in any other tangible way. 010
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wemby waiting for his microwave burrito to finish cooking 5774102
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 49162855354
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Did they use Mewtwo as the model when they designed this? 000
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One thing about me is I will develop an unhealthy emotional attachment to a playoff team right before they meet their demise. 0130
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real 28990159
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The curly fries are goated. Idc what else they do with the menu as long as they have curly fries, they have my sword. 110
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tavern Brawl, after Gillis Van Tilborgh, 17th c, 📸 by @HagyPhoto 71068189
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The first two digits can be used to derive the last three digits. 3x2 = 6 2^2 = 4 2^3 = 8 I believe the metaphor here is to draw on your existing inner strength to carry you to a strong finish. 020
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I recapped Brewers/Padres Game 4 and even if you don't read it (but plz do I spent a very long time thinking about Craig Stammen's bullpen usage) there's a GIF at the bottom that I've been laughing about ever since I finished making it.blogs.fangraphs.comEveryone Unclench: Brewers Beat Padres in NLDS Game 4, Set for Rematch With DodgersLearn from Craig Stammen. Don’t let yourself become a blind adherent to playing for platoon matchups. 0154
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My version of the witching hour is when I crack open a Celsius at 9 pm PT. 050
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Atlanta shouldn't get to host another postseason game until they agree to stop playing the drum audio in the stadium. I know fans are gonna do what they're gonna do, but the team doesn't have to facilitate it. 0230
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We're gonna get a whole new set of OSHA laws based on the usage of Didier Fuentes over the past week. 040
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Umpiring after both teams lose their ABS challenges has got to feel like taking off your bra the second you get in the house at the end of the day 418227
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If Rob Manfred has the courage, he'll make SD/MIL a 7-game series. 0130
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Does the broadcast booth know that 40k people sing Tom DeLonge's songs back to him every time he plays a concert? 181
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The thing about Mason Miller going on paternity leave is that I'm worried that a Padre (dad) coming back with dad-strength - when it's Miller specifically - means he's gonna throw a pitch 117 mph to the first batter he faces. 1233
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When players retire then go directly to TV, I'm forced to assume they hate their families. Or their families hate them. 0121
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stuff like this is why I can't be an official scorer, I would have invented a whole new code for that just to make sure no one could forget it happened because now it's in the official record book. 110
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like when the broadcast waits to update the scorebug following a HR until after the runner touches home. Because it IS possible to mess up a HR trot, so let's not go making assumptions. 2170
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thank you for this excuse to go watch a 60 second montage of nothing but diamond cutters 020
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I thought of at least three inappropriate jokes and they will all remain inside thoughts 110
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In another case of conservatives not knowing ball, that's not how a stone cold stunner works. Best guess is they have it confused with a piledriver. 5505
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Rays don't just win baseball games, they bleed the will to live from their opponents. 091
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Relatedly, I love us* *sometimes, not all the time. pretty rarely actually, but definitely when we're kissing produce. 010
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not many outlets talking about my alma mater, but if no one else got me, I know Channel 6 got me. 161
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026baseball is such a stupid sport I love it so much 0445
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is no McTry. There is only: 483108568
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather 462685
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I do which is why I am not posting them here on the internet in front of God and everybody 000
Reposted by 🪩 Kiri 🪩Max Dubler 🏳️🌈 @maxdubler.com · 04/10/2026This Golden State Valkyries game balances overt homosexuality and wholesome family fun in a way that I had only previously experienced at a Village People concert. It’s like a lesbian megachurch. 1446252
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have some objectively bad takes about Robert Pattinson and I plan to unleash them on you and @dimmadome.bsky.social in a couple weeks 100
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hilarious decision to have the roof open at AmFam after what happened last night. 040
