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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 5h
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 11h
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Boston Legacy FC @bostonlegacyfc.com · 3h
No thorns in our side here 🥀
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CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 13h
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 5h
Alba Caño with an elite touch before sending the ball to the back of the net 🫨
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Axel/Sunset θΔ @axeltheaussie.bsky.social · 7h
I have received; The Curliest Fry
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Larry Hochman @larryhochman.bsky.social · 9h
😆😆😆
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10h
Brian and a can of Dr pepper with a really strong handshake 

The text 

"Friendship over with barq's root beer, Dr pepper is my favorite soda now"
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 17h
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everett never misses
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 03/10/2026
Tiny Dragon 🤝 her tiniest fan 🥹
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 03/10/2026
Our tiniest dragon 🐉👑
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 01/10/2026
*explaining polyamory to an american* okay so imagine you had a second burger
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 01/10/2026
Locked in through 2030 🔒
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m spitballing here, but: “Petrol thieves” sent to scout base and get information on surveillance/response times. Trump’s “they wanted to do big damage” comment could be a lie, but could be a leak of a classified assessment referring to the actual would-be attackers, not the recon element.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This ICBC bank located on Calle Florida in Buenos Aires, Argentina, features a 4-tonne bronze door. Crafted in England in 1924, it sinks completely into the ground every morning at 10 AM to open. TT: @elianagimenez48
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Rob Kenton @robkenton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Premier League have to take the nuclear option and expel them. Everything they've achieved is based on huge financial fraud.
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Red Button Spam
ALT: Red Button Spam
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TBF I see exactly why Man City might have assumed people with as much wealth, status and clout as they have could get away with fraud and corruption by simply lying like fuck to anyone who asked questions about it.
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Man City have shown zero remorse and are still belittling the legal process. Hard to see how they can expect any leniency. 1/2
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Manchester City CEO Soriano says guilty verdicts are 'a Premier League conspiracy theory'
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Manchester City CEO Soriano says guilty verdicts are 'a Premier League conspiracy theory'
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Soriano: the case is based on 'a single fal...
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cartoonist: Mike Smith
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LynnZ 🦋 @zizij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Jimothy was a 2011 Ford Fiesta #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City’s top lawyer mounting a robust defence and providing a full explanation to each of the charges from the Premier League. #ManCity #PremierLeague
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Ann @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 — Skateboarding with Tony Hawk Watching a Howard Hawks film Visiting Ethan Hawke Jamming with Hamish Hawk At a Seattle Seahawks game At a Chicago Blackhawks game Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks …but now he’s watching you like a hawk
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Falsely accusing someone of voluntarily attending an Atlanta Hawks game is a new low for American politics.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/09/2026
Now that Man City have been found guilty of cheating… congrats Ted Lasso, you are now a Premier League champion!
Ted and Pep shake hands
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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canada Dry • 1960
Canada Dry • 1960
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ziploc's idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different from mine.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
TILLIS: can the classified documents case be brought again in the future? JACK: we dismissed it without prejudice YESSSSS
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's no such thing as too much Italian bread.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 29/09/2026
"Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
Not the real Pope sitting in the stands
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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Cosmoflufftales @cosmoflufftales.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nap time 😴 #dogs #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #cosmoflufftales
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thegladerunner.bsky.social @thegladerunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Five years ago, when a Seattle burger chain raised employee wages & benefits the Reicht wing lost their minds, screaming the result would be $20 burgers & the company would end in bankruptcy. Today, the chain is even more popular than ever. Never let them try to tell you a living wage can’t work.
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Zoey and Zeke @zoeyandzeke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zeke wishes you all a joyous #tongueouttuesday!
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026
Tip: caramel is boiling sugar. It will burn you if you taste test it. Use the colour to test for done-ness. #MKR
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Dee @dlawson382.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A'ja said nope 😄, but I give CC credit for trying. #WNBA #MVP5
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Ennui’d @bradleeonbass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a pirate is about to cum

Fire Medic Unit
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know there is a hell of a lot going on right now. But not all of it is bad. Some is astonishingly good - like the results of this study from June. Cervical cancer is a terribly cruel thing. This might, at long last, be the beginning of the end of it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News headline "Young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer death after HPV jab"
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning. ☕️
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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UNITED TV⭐⭐ @unitedtv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dortmund rejected Chelsea’s £70M bid for Haaland… then accepted City’s £51M. Make it make sense.
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Tom Pelissero @tompelissero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trade! The Vikings are sending QB J.J. McCarthy to the Giants for a 2027 fifth-round pick, sources tell The Ringer and Netflix Sports. With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, New York adds another young QB, while Minnesota gains flexibility and McCarthy gets a fresh start.
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Derek Bodner @derekbodner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron James on playing in Philadelphia: "They know sports, they know ball, and if you're not doing what you're supposed to do they're gonna let you hear it, and I'm excited about that. That's holding people accountable."
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 28/09/2026
Fridays at Lumen Field 💙 >
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe the medical term for my current condition is “hungry for pizza”.
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