Reposted by kimfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 411903323
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026men - stop saying “women shouldn’t put themselves in these situations” bc the situation you’re referring to is actually men. 2324
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026{me watching a fight at a hockey game} i think they’re just pissed off bc the floor is so slippery. 0537
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dont hate this was 1997 when checkbooks were a thing still. 0130
Reposted by kimthepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 30/09/202625 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week www.thepoke.com/2026/09/30/2... 59214
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026true story: i once dated a professional hockey player from Sweden and one night he called me and asked “you up?” so i drove over excited and when i got there he asked me if i could balance his checkbook. 1330
Reposted by kimkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in the song Mr. Brightside, are they saying “jealousy” or “jell-o sea”? it’s hard to tell. 3465
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in the song Mr. Brightside, are they saying “jealousy” or “jell-o sea”? it’s hard to tell. 3465
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi. my cousin who is also my best friend is unfortunately going through chemo right now. she’s only 38. if anyone has experience w a loved one or personally, was wondering what is something good to send her? something that helps or that she would need going through this hell. thank u love u guys ❤️ 8191
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026trader joe’s can literally package anything and people will buy it. pickle flavored pancake mix? it’s a fall favorite. pumpkin anchovies? sold out sorry. watermelon infused pork roast? great for your next bbq. elf cum hand lotion? perfect stocking stuffer 3437
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026just saw the avengers: end game encore w the new ending and three new end credit scenes and i literally screamed in the theater like a toddler LFGGGGG 1111
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on corduroys. 27315
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026met the 12 ft home depot skeleton today. he’s much taller in person 1180
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026me watching josh allen who i’ve never met once run down the field: omg joshy buddy be careful 1181
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026when you’re in a heated argument via text a real power move is to like all your own messages right after you send them. 1537
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Reposted by kimViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark 28971149
Reposted by kimandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person 612525325
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026someone posted on twitter that canadian geese will now be called donald ducks and i haven’t stopped laughing since. 07121
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026someone said the grim reaper is like a male instacart grocery shopper and gdi this is the best analogy ever. 0419
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026feeling sad? same. lets fix that. here’s my best friend. 1272
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026great. i live paycheck to paycheck and i currently don’t have healthcare 1404
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026how did johnson and johnson decide whose name would go first? 10363
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026healthcare is so stupid like just make me feel better for free, bro, i like being alive 27513
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026every day, life leads me closer to *God * an Onlyfans account 1291
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 17/08/2026when i leave a party i hate saying goodbye to everyone so i’ll usually just leave quietly and start a new life in another country. 1404
