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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 12h
HAPPY CAT DAY to all my fucking freaks ❤️❤️❤️
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joy 🌙 @dietranch.bsky.social · 16h
happy global cat day to the cutest pokemon !!
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 15h
really good content parker
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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Northern lights cats! ₊˚⊹. ݁˖✨
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everyone made fun of rebecca black for “friday” but look at what day it is. she was right.
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everyone made fun of rebecca black for “friday” but look at what day it is. she was right.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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gina @ootheca.net · 14/10/2026
>elf makes fun of me because human narrative art takes place over a hilariously short span of time, from the perspective of their long-lived race >i read an elfish book >its just a normal book but every chapter starts with '100 years later'
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
one of my toxic traits is complaining that i’m hungry when food is already on the way
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
EVERYONE CLAP for my cute ass new icon and then follow and commission @whillowed.bsky.social on vgen!!!! vgen.co/whillowed
kj but cuter
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Crossed Paths @crossedpaths.co.uk · 13/10/2026
Today is a big day to celebrate! Covens of Midnight 2 & the Oracle's Guide is fully funded! Everyone from the Crossed Paths team wanted to take this opportunity to say a HUGE thank you for all your love and enthusiasm for this Project. We couldn't wish for a better community. Thank you. 💜
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
mutuals try this 👉 watching your partner’s eyes light up with life-changing joy as they take their first ever bite of a monte cristo
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🦇mirandakat🦇 @mirandakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🩸 carmilla + laura 🩸 [ #art | #illustration | #horror ]
Digital illustration of Carmilla and Laura from the book Carmilla by Sheridan le Fanu
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OMG this turned out so pretty!!!! nice work!!!!!
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is absolutely preferable to not pick up the cigarette in the first place news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...
news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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🦇 Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just found out there’s a u in “”poseur”” and i’m fucking peeved about it. feeling like a real english nerd poseur
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naddpod.bsky.social @naddpod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Welcome to the ParmaJohns family, where we sell more than decorative cheese graters, we sell... an idea. Audio from "D&D Court: Stolen Spells, Petulant Paladins, and Whacked Werehippos!" To hear the full tangent that inspired this short, listen to the D&D Court Collection at Patreon.com/Naddpod!
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alucard🩸
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
princess lapras
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
homage to one of my all time favorite tweets which i can no longer find, absolutely tragic
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRANDA!!!!!!!
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🦇mirandakat🦇 @mirandakat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hi it’s my birthday 👵🏻 i am very old but i am still making art. [ #art #illustration ]
Three witches in a field at twilight
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7th grade lion mindset #2
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
manifesting this shit
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
under the table texting the only other queer director at my org (that i know of)
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
overall extremely accurate and interesting! i'm a Promoter which is REALLY funny having been in marketing for so long but now being in IT. if anyone else has taken the predictive index lmk what you got :3
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this bullet point on suggested management strategies to maximize my productivity. shut the fuck
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
had to take a personality/behavior assessment for work and it said i’m really cool and everyone likes me but i have anxiety
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AwkwardMark (comms 4/5) @awkmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and then he did it a second time. what a guy!
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A few months ago I got to design the staff t-shirt for The Hobbit x MTG! I relished painting some of the pivotal characters and elements of the story. The stylization is inspired by Tolkien's own paintings, and I wanted it to look as though Bilbo had drawn these things in his book.
A stylized collection of images from J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit. Featuring characters Smaug, Bilbo, Beorn, and Gollum, and artifacts like the One Ring, Thorin's Key, the Arkenstone, and Sting.
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ida ✸ blueguy brainrot 💎✸ @tujiux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Girlin’ Out! 🎨
full body illustrations of Absi and Leora posing with handbags. there are dressed in street fashion and there are close up drawings of the articles of clothing they are wearing.
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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♡Dani Pak♡ Commis Open! @byshilane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 2: Sword Dance #tennotober #tennotober2026 #tennocreate #warframefanart
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Deeply @thxdeeply.com · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Epokha and Di @epokha-di.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish he would rip my heart out of my chest with his beatiful hands - D [ #art #oc ]
Illustration of Rohan (our oc). He's holding a lighter in his right hand and covers the fire with his left. Flames go through his fingers, like they don't burn him at all. Little fire spirits dance on his shoulders. In the background behind Rohan's head there a big drawing of his own eye, glowing in the dark.
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BAPPY HIRTHDAY XTINE!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we have a total of 5 old wedding invitations on our fridge and this wasn’t intentional but i just realized all the straight ones are on the side of the fridge and the lesbian ones (jamie/pepper and brenna/emily) are the only ones front and center. gay rights babey
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE GLARE
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh that’s actually epic congratulations bro
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kj ✨ @killjoymm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what the fuck does this mean
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