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Christine Blackburn @storyworthy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s completely embarrassing to be an American right now

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Didn't know FF Woodycooks did some modeling before shaking the crime stick...

FF Woodycook from Mr. Show, portrayed by Bob Odenkirk.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Velma Dinkley in the streets, Elmyra Duff in the sheets.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Enjoyed Resident Evil today, though my first thought when I saw that guy was, "He shot Carl Grimes in the eye!". I'd happily watch more audio log backstories if Zach Cregger wants to keep making them.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🎶 Let's all go to the lobby, 🍿 For he's a jolly good fellow, Let's all go to the lobby, 🌭 Which nobody can deny..

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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe don't come for someone you don't know before you know how crazy they are. Life advice!

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Him: *playing Dune Awakening* Me: How's about you Atreides nuts? Him: 🙄 omg. Go to your room.

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

playlist sharing is socially acceptable trauma dumping

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not every interaction needs to be transactional.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Husband: We work from home. Why do you get up 2 and a half hours before you start work? Me: *showered, chores done, sipping coffee, and playing video games while in my underwear for an hour before logging in* I don't know. fomo?

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My husband is watching Risky Business while he cooks dinner. He's chopping onions rn while Joel & Lana are on the subway. I think I'm about to be married to a 6 fingered man.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Husband: Risky Business is a perfect film. Me: *points out continuity issue with Joel's cigarette in the Dairy Queen scene*

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Don't forget to treat yourself to an air dry after your shower. Naked time is self-care.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

No context for the current reason, but still liked this based on Fuck that dude forever.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

For Halloween I want our couple costume to be Roger & Jessica Rabbit, but my husband doesn't think he'll look cute in a red dress.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Some days I get sad feeling like maga stole my family from me, then I remember a lot of them were assholes all along.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My Dad died on September 11th, but not "the" September 11th.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

OMG! That must be devastating for their whole family and neighborhood.💔 Sorry to hear that.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Been hearing the same cricket chirping for about 4 hours. Either the city installed nighttime ambient noise in my neighborhood or someone needs to please come and fuck this cricket so I can sleep.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Horror movie idea: Comedian's significant other travels with them on every tour and is a serial killer who murders hecklers.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Some guy just roared his thunderous engine before leaving us all in his dust and now every woman in the neighborhood is probably pregnant.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s weird what we’re supposed to think is important.

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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

VIEWING THE WORLD
MERELY THROUGH HUMAN EYES
MUST BE A
TERRIBLE LIMITATION.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Woke up to a charley horse trampling and twisting my calf into submission. Been a long time since I had one and they are much more painful than I remember. Respectfully calling it Mr. Charles Horse from now on.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026

Don't ask me to be normal about things. I can be empathetic, considerate, and respectful, but normal was never going to be an option.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sometimes I miss the Elks Lodge in my hometown. Thursday night bingo with my work pals, drinking $2.75 rum & cokes.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Him, for weeks: You should check out Vampire Survivors. I think you'll like it. Me, finally: Okaaaaaay. Me, 3 days later: *obsessed with Vampire Survivors* I'm so mad at you right now. Him: I know. I love you.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Vacation Fight Cl... oops.. I mean, nevermind.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Online retailers - why the fuck do you make it impossible to place an order without creating an account? Make a guest checkout option and stop trying to harvest all my information

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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Their ego is visible from outer space and I hope and pray I get to witness its puncture

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Remember when life wasn't a daily barrage of chaotic nightmare fuel? I feel like we need to start saving relics to remind future generations of the before time.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Weird gurgles in my tummy this morning. Sounds like Xenomorph chatter. I guess it's been nice knowing you.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Having a romantic moment with my husband in the car as we sing along with Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

In the car and my husband is singing along with Bleed for Me by Dead Kennedys, but changing the words for today's "Cowboy Donnie" and it's a shame the song still feels so relevant.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wish I knew if the cricket chirping outside my window for the last hour is looking for a date or a fight. If it's a date, he sounds unsuccessful and pretty desperate and should call it a night. Cricket got no game.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey, companies aren't offering those lateral moves with more workload for nothing. You need to earn it.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

These days I fully understand why the doctor at the CDC in Walking Dead S1 was like, "fuck it."

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Still hoping there's an abortion doctor out there with the vanity license plate: KIDUNOT

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Coworker: Whattaya mean you don't like Steven Seagal? There must be at least one of his movies that you like. Me: Executive Decision. Coworker: ...but he dies in the first part. Me: Exactly.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 19/08/2026