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Joni Baloni 🐈💨

@kielbasanova.bsky.social

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Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻 latest: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5b… linktr.ee/kielbasanova

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Didn't know FF Woodycooks did some modeling before shaking the crime stick...

FF Woodycook from Mr. Show, portrayed by Bob Odenkirk.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When they say "We need to talk"....

Wile E Coyote looking up at a chunk of boulder about to land on his head.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

San Francisco. Embarcadero. New haircut. New profile pic.

Pale woman with blue eyes and short red hair, wearing cat ears.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

from Tumblr...

a picture of a man reaching into a woman's blouse with a comment by me below that says, "My husband when I'm trying to do the dishes."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When I hear about a man from Nantucket I think of these guys

Steven Weber and Tim Daly on the show Wings.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Started dating in 2000, now celebrating our 24th wedding anniversary, and we still see plenty of road ahead of us to explore together.

A woman with red hair and a man with a grey and white beard. They are both smiling and wearing sunglasses. He is wearing a hat. San Francisco is in the horizon behind them.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My difference in experience between Bluesky and Threads is astounding.

My post from Threads that says "a fake assassination attempt makes an assass out of I and nation" with 44.1k likes and 2.7k reposts.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

It's Earth Day. Time for my annual Planet of the Apes marathon of the original 5 films. 🌎🦧🐒🦍

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Scrolling through my drafts folder feels like..

The Governor from The Walking Dead looking at all of the zombie heads in fish tanks in his secret back room.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Time to go to my happy place.

View of my hand holding an Xbox controller and my tv has Halo loading.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

PSA

Never fake an orgasm, let them know they failed.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

BOSS: We're concerned you might be feeling a bit burnt out at work lately. ME: Whaaaaaaat?

Burned up guy smoking a cig in the waiting room in Beetlejuice.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

When an astrologer tries to tell me about myself:

Kermit from The Great Muppet Caper telling Peter Falk's character, "You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean, nothing you've said has been right."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Happy Easter! He is Risen.

Bruce Campbell as Ash walking out of the cave at the end of Army of Darkness.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

And they say romance is dead...

Ask from an Anonymous to me on Tumblr but it says "we want those tits mommy :3"

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

It's St. Patrick's Day, so you owe me physical affection. Them's the rules. 💋🍀

me from the neck down, wearing a t-shirt that says, "Kiss me I'm 63.6% Irish."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Happy Ides of March. Don't forget to take a friend out to celebrate.

Ides of March. Julius Caesar being stabbed by everyone and his buddy, Brute.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

When they pick up my best weapon before reviving me

scene from Cabin in the Woods when Richard Jenkins character yells "Fuck You" at the monitor screen.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Calling this book the widowmaker because I'm about to bore my husband to death talking about it.

Weirdumentary book by Gary D. Rhodes. It's about 1970s documentaries regarding aliens, cryptids, prophecies, monsters, mysteries, etc.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Andrew is no longer a Prince but he does look like a Count.

Ex-Prince Andrew on his way to jail.

Willem Dafoe as Count Orlok in Shadow of the Vampire.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

My husband and I celebrate our love 24/7/365 for 26 years and counting. I love this dude so much. ❤️

A nerd and his wife. They are both wearing glasses. He is wearing tortoise shell color in the style of Dick Van Patten from Westworld. She is wearing big Raybans. He had a head of hair and a beard both grey. She is a redhead.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

My body is a finely tuned instrument and that instrument is a Muppaphone.

Marvin Suggs playing the Muppaphone that says "ow" or "OW" depending on how hard he hits each one.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Post your favorite “lord of the rings” character. Wrong answers only

Image of Blackwolf the Dragonmaster.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Hung out with this bearded nerdy handsome birthday man today ❤️

My bearded husband with grey hair, wearing sunglasses and leaning on the car door. He's smiling at me because he loves me, which means he's probably mildly insane.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

We've endured 1 year in a world without David Lynch in it. ❤️💔☕🚬

David Lynch saying "One day the sadness will end. But I don't think today's the day."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Not my house, but I know my way around.

Pee-wee's Playhouse

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

NICE DREAMS (1981, dir. Tommy Chong)

Barbie head and torso with a lizard tail and lizard arms and lizard legs. Reminiscent of Officer Stedanko after he smokes copious amounts of a marijuana.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

My husband got mad when I said his ARC Raiders character reminds me of an older Trekkies juror.

My husband's ARC Raiders character design that looks like an elder military woman. Wearing a maroon jacket and sunglasses.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

A great New Year resolution idea for some people:

Karl Urban as Billy Butcher in The Boys saying, "Just quit being a cunt."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

🎶 Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

Flash flood warning advising to not travel unless fleeing an area that is flooding or if you're under an evacuation order.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I've been congested, coughing, and generally ill since Thanksgiving. My December has been a lot of being in bed and my husband taking care of me, which would be more enjoyable if I wasn't sick.

Steve Martin, in ALL OF ME, standing next to a bed where Lily Tomlin is laying down covered up and with a box of Kleenex next to her.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Decisions, decisions...

Netflix screen that asks Are you still watching "The End of the F***ing World"? with options of Continue watching or Exit.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Looking at avocados and wondering if Godzilla's nutsack is smooth or bumpy.

2 avocados one has mostly smooth skin and the other is bumpy.

Godzilla Minus One from the shoulders up, appearing to look at the camera.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Airplane! is a Thanksgiving movie.

Jonathan Banks in the movie Airplane where he checks on a turkey in the microwave.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

When you walk in and interrupt them talking about you.

Dr . Zira and a colleague in Planet of the Apes, looking at the viewer like they were just talking some gossip about them.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

An astrologer trying to tell me about myself:

Peter Falk in the move The Great Muppet Caper, sitting on a park bench with Kermit telling him what he says is Kermit's story and Kermit responds with "It's amazing. You are 100% wrong."

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Them: My body is a temple. Me:

Sign that says Centre for Useless Splendour

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Maddy from Twin Peaks in a robe, wearing glasses, holding a cup of coffee, and sitting in a chair.

The Cramps. Poison Ivy, Lux Interior, and Nick Knox.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Do I really need to order this or am I just depressed?

Wearable shark blanket, where you can see out of the mouth of the shark with it's head as a hood.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future

Endora from Bewitched

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

When a coworker finds you on social media

art by Rudolf Sieber-Lonati showing a person on top of their house with a gun pointing a huge eye, larger than a sun in the sky, staring down at the person.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

September 30th vs October 1st

David Cross holding a mic and doing comedy. He's wearing a hat and a red zipper hoodie.

David Cross in Mr. Show as Marilyn Monster. He looks glamorously evil.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

POV for Boo-kkake

Illustration of Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, and Pennywise all standing in a huddle circle looking down at the center of their circle (which is at the viewer).

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

"It's not a doll, it's a limited edition action figure."

Scene from 1969 film The Witchmaker where a blonde woman is looking at an idol and the man next to her has a mansplaining look on his face.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

If you see this, post a concert picture you took.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Rapture morning walk around the neighborhood

Regina in Night of the Comet holding up a dress worn by her stepmom Dolores that was laying on the street among other neighbors clothes as well as red dust.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Post a random Star Trek image.

John de Lancie looking thirsty ASF as Q from TNG in some Fraggles Uncle Traveling Matt adventure gear and posed like he wants he wants you to draw him like one of your French girls.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

"Hey! Move it or lose it, pal!"

heavily used banged up scraped up traffic cone that looks like it's got 2 white eyes above a melted opening that is shaped like a surly mouth. It's giving Traffic Cone Foreman energy.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Happy Birthday to @blainecapatch.bsky.social ✨🥳🎂🎁🎈One of the funniest humans I have ever met.

A selfie of me with Blaine Capatch and he is holding a zucchini.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

My Cousin Vinny scene with Joe Pesci in the usher uniform in the court room instead of a regular suit.