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Jacob Kief

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Jacob Kief @kiefja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#WeShouldDoAnEdward40HandsNight
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/03/2026
guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
this is the trajectory of every golf ball i've ever hit
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Who You Callin’ Turkey @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I would NOT be good at pretending to be Carson Brown! I don’t know who the fuck that is
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
should’ve charged the mound
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/07/2025
lol
screencaps of whate's in the qupted skeet
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
GAMERS UNITE
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18/06/2025
A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
How anybody get any work done when there is phone
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Chicago: how much are we going to have to retain? Tulsky: don’t worry about it babe Chicago: okay ♥️ Yay ♥️
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Foolish Baseball @foolishbb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I was non-tendered by my parents’ health insurance at 26 so I know how it feels.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
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