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Sidney Keene

@kidney-scene.bsky.social
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Filmmaker, Engineer, Discreet mathematics enthusiast

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.
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jazz mickle @queenjazz.gay · 27/09/2026
conventional wisdom for the entire time i've been programming has always been "less code is better". the idea that we must write more code faster is ridiculous. the problem has never been rate of output
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Aidy Bryant has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trapped in a HomeGoods with Carly Rae Jepsen
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
hey claude, break my website
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can't stress enough the importance of making shitty things. Shitty writing. Shitty art. Shitty paintings. Shitty films. Shitty songs. Shitty sculptures. Shitty is beautiful, because it's human. There's no glory without shitty. Get out there and shit things up.
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If AI psychosis is real (it is), then bluesky psychosis totally is too. Everyone needs to touch more grass
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The sidequests are the whole point
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David Chen @davechen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Me watching any TV show or film shot before 2000: Damn, we used to really light these things. We used to be proud of how things looked and how they were lit. Me watching any TV show or film today:
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 20/04/2026
Did I just argue with a joke?

Part of a Bluesky educational series
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Someone needs to put Ogilvie down like an injured horse.
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"Clavicular, when he got frame mogged"
A frame from Star Trek: The Next Generation of Picard and Dathon from the episode "Darmok"
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
roommate, upon hearing Trinidad by Geese: "wow. you had to be really weird to listen to stuff like this when i was a kid"
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
trapped in a island with dylan o'brien
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
born again chickens... or something like that
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
outlette would be a beautiful name for a girl
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Kevin Bacon Egg and Cheese
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
jack donaghy: "That information is classified. At least until Dick Cheney dies which is gonna be a long time from now. That man is mostly metal."
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
charli xcx and the chocolate factory
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
girl named Bananalynn Appletop
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
as long as i can remember, i've wanted to be zara larsson
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ngl, i kinda forgot c*lumb*s day existed
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Lana Del Water Gap
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
people hate it when partial evidence and a pursuit of meaning rather than just data means there’s no definitive interpretation, because it implies that they don’t get to stop thinking about things
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
They need to add muted words on letterboxd. If your vocabulary includes "plot holes" I don't care about what you think
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
Gavin Newsom lookin regular and cool as all get out. kinda seems like he's got those wind up chattering teeth in his mouth and he's trying to play it cool as they clatter around
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Tom Shakespeare @tomshakespeare.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Confession: I always thought pizza went: dough-tomato sauce- toppings-cheese. Now my partner points out that "toppings" go on top of cheese, and I am aghast. But, from images, it appears I have been wrong for 40 years.
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
when the air train has a quirked up white boy from san diegooooo
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The bar in Seattle is playing an accordion cover of Hotline Bling. I do not regret leaving this city.
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Dreamworks Animation writers trying to settle on a name for a cartoon jackrabbit
X from Megyn Kelly: Can confirm it's Bongino or Bondi - and the pick is obvious. Bondi must go.
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
(male) roomie: yooo, chappell roan has really infected my brain
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Disliking art and talking about it is such an ick. Talk about the things you like or shut up !!
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
its actually okay to doomscroll instagram dot com if you do it on your computer 5000 words in @theatlantic.com on this coming shortly
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Dykes hard lemonade
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Anderson Super.PAAC
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
spent 2 days at a conference and now i'm comparing google workspace plans. someone humble me
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
to be clear: doctor who has *always* just been like that
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
$12 latte in manhattan
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Big pants short bob
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Soy milk? Hola milk, soy papá
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Mission: Impossible but it's just peeing in a romper
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
'jason sudeikis' would be a beautiful name for a child
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
30 Rock The West Wing Saturday Night Live Poker Face The Good Wife
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
guys doctor who is just like that
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
used the women's room in a strip club, felt like i was in a sean baker film
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Sidney Keene @kidney-scene.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Jar Jar Twinks
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