Sign in

Matt Kirshen

@mattkirshen.bsky.social
490 followers 179 following 410 posts

Writer of the Complete Works of Shakespeare www.mattkirshen.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Andy’s amazing audition story
021
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[Shirley Jackson and speech bubble image]
020
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
1941887
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow
NY Times 100 best shows of the 21st century, one highlightedThe highlight zoomed in, number 54 The BureauSteve Coogan in The Day Today’s The Bureau yelling at his staff
031
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is probably the most important satire of our age
020
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington
Allo Allo's Officer Crabtree greeting Paddington Bear
020
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My fifth show Control Enthusiast (2018) is on E4 at 10pm tonight and again same time same channel on Tuesday. Hope you enjoy it. Photo and poster design by Aemen Sukkhar Graphics by Gary Williams
It’s the lovely turquoise background of the Control Enthusiast poster. I’m in red with shoulder length wavy balayaged hair (as my husband called it ‘a rainbow of brown’). The text says Sarah Millican 
Control Enthusiast with clever subtle puppet strings between my name and the title. In a special fancy red box at the bottom, it says Control Enthusiast 
E4 tonight at 10pm
E4 Tuesday at 10pm
0496
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is how John Stanier shits
010
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They are buying books for children, to scan and destroy
030
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So who else saw the two part IT adaptation when they were too young? #RIPTimCurry
060
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich, and another guy
030
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I liked the world better when I just thought they were fucking
071
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Actually this could encourage other youth to be dorks
040
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Air Bud but Air Bond
010
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My frenemy's frenemy is my enemiend
0136
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
RIP Rod Liddle. You were a racist bigot who made society worse, but you were OUR racist bigot who made society worse 😢❤️🙏
010
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Hatchback of Doctor Moreau.
On the rear windscreen of a dusty red car, a sticker reads "My kids have PAWS."
027373
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Massachusetts people! My 7:15pm show at The Comedy Studio on 9/19 sold out and the 9:30 is selling well, so we added a 4:30pm matinee(ish) show as well! Come enjoy some laughs in daylight! (We couldn't add a Sunday night show because it's Yom Kippur!) Tickets: www.thecomedystudio.com/events/tcs-p...
thecomedystudio.com
TCS presents: Josh Gondelman
18+ w/ 2-Item Suggested Minimum. Josh Gondelman is a writer and comedian who incubated in Boston before moving to New York City, where he currently lives and most recently worked as the head writer a...
3382
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
014832
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nice to see the Ronaldo guy’s still getting work
030
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
He’s even older than I thought
Messi from behind. His shirt says Messi, 10, and date 1893
151
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What casual fans don’t realise is back then Messi was bathing so many babies. He was insatiable. “Bring me more!” he’d yell and such was his fame they’d comply. He did most of the babies in Catalonia. This was a statistical inevitability.
030
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Since Clacton's been framed as entirely a race between Farage and Count Binface, it's hilarious to find this guy is also on the ballot. Genuinely not seen him mentioned once. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Laurence Fox (The Reclaim Party)
332
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The richest man in the world's child pornography machine is poisoning Black families
020
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
More like Lindsey Deadham
1131
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Who’s your favorite hydration break sponsor? Powerade’s pretty great but I’m a Lenovo guy.
020
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
oliver levy @helicule.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You think you know a channel.
Google news alert: 

Google • 34m
BBC Four arrested and officer hurt in violent disorder
13692157
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Given Messi’s talent and popularity, someone should put him in a commercial. Imagine what an association with him could do for your brand!
020
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A few days earlier:
010
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 02/07/2026
The response to this this essay has been so nice. Thanks all for reading substack.com/@paulscheer/...
substack.com
Paul Scheer (@paulscheer)
This started as just a conversation with friends and it lead me down a rabbit hole of what we need to do to help tv comedy.
88513
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The most important thing non-profit FIFA does with its charity money is fly a bald man to three cities a day
010
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The president and a third of the Supreme Court just tried to revoke Balogun’s citizenship
030
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Schrödinger's vote
030
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nothing sums up Team Starmer’s shitness at political comms more than playing Things Can Only Get Better when you’re the departing leader
020
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Men is too headache sequel just dropped
061
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why are they showing this one person in the crowd?
A single USA fan who looks like Ed Norton and also like Brad Pitt
120
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ludicrous! How else are you supposed to learn new words that you mispronounce in your head for 10 years until the first time you try to use it in a sentence?
060
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Maybe Ecuador's manager shouldn't have wasted valuable training time trying to kill John McClane
A man with shoulder length blond hair, in a suit with polo neck. He is Sebastián Beccacece and when he's not Hans Gruber's chief henchman he manages Ecuador.
054
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
When The Fonz got pancreatic cancer
010
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You couldn’t make Train Pulling into a Station (1896) today
010
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Beware: they don’t have a flared base
021
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Those 22 firemen were just confirming my house is the most not on fire
020
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Had the true pleasure of showing this just now to three people for their first time m.youtube.com/watch?v=o589...
m.youtube.com
High-pitched voice theory - Neanderthal - BBC science
YouTube video by BBC Studios
030
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 04/06/2026
are you just going to do this for every generation
16112092565
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is like Tiger’s 2019 Masters comeback. Form is temporary, class is permanent.
010
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We got Charles for the pod!
081
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
24. I joined @mattkirshen.bsky.social @andytwood.bsky.social and jesse case on Probably Science to talk about insects with big balls and the greatest two birds with one stone invention I've been waiting for, contact lenses that moderate depression.
probablyscience.com
Episode 606 with Charles Star! — Probably Science
Lawyer-turned-comedian and self-professed podcast slut Charles Star ( @ugarles ) returns to the show to talk about his podcast No Homework , celebrity roasts, Wings album covers , bad abbreviations,...
1103
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yes this is the train to Chattanooga, but why are you talking like that?
010
Reposted by Matt Kirshen
Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
76118174114
Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Happy now, Mel Brooks?
Headline: New York woman dies after stepping out of car into open manhole
041