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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 08/07/2025
You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
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Alex Frank @broddel.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Been working on a unifying theory for @ifbookspod.bsky.social No need to thank me, I will simply accept a guest spot if they ever talk about Simon Sinek
A three-circle venn diagram with the categories of Schlock, Insidious, and Bonkers. Covers of various books that the If Books Could Kill podcast are sorted into each category. 

Bonkers: The 5 Love Languages, The Rules
Insidious: The Population Bomb, The End of History
Schlock: The 4-Hour Workweek, Atomic Habits, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Bonkers and Insidious: The Game, The 48 Laws of Power
Bonkers and Schlock: The Secret, Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus
Schlock and Insidious: The Anxious Generation, The Clash of Civilizations
Bonkers, Schlock, and Insidious: Who Moved My Cheese?, Rich Dad Poor Dad
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 23/04/2025
IDEA: instead of T-shirt sizing, we should do spell slot sizing. As the team grows, you level up and get more spell slots. Then you have a spell slot budget for a certain period of time until you retro, at which point you get them all back. Small bug fix? level 1 Major feature? level 4
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 22/04/2025
If I can be on mute during a call there is a very high possibility this bad boy is running
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 18/04/2025
Finally
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 16/04/2025
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” It makes me so mad to see Tolkien co-opted.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 13/04/2025
Billy McFarland is just Eddy from Ed Edd n Eddy grown up
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 12/04/2025
Would love to see a similar system in HI- tourist/local/native pricing pls
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Christine Hall @brideoflinux.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Google has never been capable of running a safe app store for Android, so why would you think Chrome would be any different?: Researcher uncovers dozens of sketchy Chrome extensions with 4 million installs
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Researcher uncovers dozens of sketchy Chrome extensions with 4 million installs
Even weirder: Why would Google give so many the “Featured” stamp for trustworthiness?
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 11/04/2025
GenAI verbiage tells: - "crucial" - overabundance of [noun] is [adjective], especially at the end of sentences - clauses that are technically grammatically correct but when you read it carefully, don't make much sense - "in today's [adjective] world ... "
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 10/04/2025
Ojichan trading cards were designed to connect youth to the aging population... this is too amazing! How many more problems can we solve with shiny cardboard 🤔 www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...
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Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town
A trading card game consisting of real-life ojisan (middle-aged men) are going viral with kids in the city of Kawara in Fukuoka Prefecture.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 09/04/2025
Meet Cirilla. Her cuteness is only rivaled by her lack of forethought.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 08/04/2025
Bread is expensive and they’re ruining the circus.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 07/04/2025
When I was a kid, we couldn’t afford Sailor Moon dolls so I made my own with popsicle sticks and drawings. When there’s a weeb, there’s a way!
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ChiefGyk3D @chiefgyk3d.com · 06/04/2025
As a cybersecurity professional it blows my mind they are not seeing the real problem of using THE WRONG APP. SIPRnet and JWICS exist inside secure comms for the government. The issue is an IAM one which is mitigated by using the right app. Signal is a consumer app it’s still secure but has no IAM
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Lonoikamakahiki! 🌧️🌱 @lisalisalei.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We do all the time, thrift shops, garage sales, consignment stores, Goodwill. We live on an island, our landfill needs our help!
THERE ARE NO TARIFFS ON USED GOODS. BUY SECONDHAND

REDUCE REUSE REMAKE
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 07/04/2025
America is frustrating. But I love Americans.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 06/04/2025
There is a particular flavor of business dad that knows all the answers when traveling and may temporarily adopt you for 5 minutes or so. Shoutout to business dads
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 06/04/2025
Head is still *mostly* attached to my shoulders
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 05/04/2025
Made friends with Cecil Ct today!
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 04/04/2025
Found in London, kinda surprised this goes over well 🙈
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Rowan Jetté Knox 🇨🇦 @mavenofmayhem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’m speaking at a democracy conference this morning and my subject is “Having Positive Discussions on Challenging Topics” You might think my many years in human rights are how I learned these techniques, but only until I tell you I raised 5 teenagers.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 31/03/2025
Travel mishap: my audiobook playing loudly without me realizing while waiting to get off the plane. Other passengers pointed it out to me… It was Blood of Elves (one of the Witcher series) … luckily only a slightly impolite section 🥲
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 26/03/2025
Second best quip I’ve heard- “Imagine having the time to care about that” Sorry, can’t recall the source
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authzed @authzed.com · 26/03/2025
Here's a quick primer on understanding how Google's globally distributed authorization system scales to millions of requests per second Hint: It involves relationships, and caching. A LOT of caching. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucG...
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Google Zanzibar EXPLAINED in 5 Minutes
YouTube video by AuthZed
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 26/03/2025
Best quip I’ve heard in a while: “You don’t have the pre-requisites to be a part of this conversation” >> Daniella Mestyanek Young
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 25/03/2025
Can't fall for phishing attacks if you don't check your e-mail 👍
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authzed @authzed.com · 14/03/2025
Benchmarks Test = How *Fast* Perf/Load Tests = How *Well* @veronicalg.bsky.social packed so much insight into her presentation about Perf & Load Testing that you simply have to watch the thing. www.youtube.com/live/ydS-2NU...
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Implementing Performance and Load Testing for SpiceDB
YouTube video by AuthZed
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Lea Kissner @leak.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My to-do list is too long to say "no I'll tell YOU about Zanzibar!" And don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled you can buy it as a service. It's the sort of load-bearing infrastructure which is better not to reimplement if you don't have to.
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Lea Kissner @leak.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
So I read Character Limit... and all of those stickies in the picture are the places where I wanted to add other bonkers stories. I wasn't in the actual building for any of this (I'd just had surgery on my leg) and it was more than bonkers enough over Zoom.
A picture of the book "Character Limit" with 12 little sticky notes marking different pages
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 24/03/2025
He’s really just a baby
Black rabbit wrapped up in light colored blanket
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Christine Hall @brideoflinux.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
We wrote about this a month or so ago on FOSS Force. Here's hoping that the folks at FSF make some money on this: Only one day left to win a piece of free software history in the silent auction — Free Software Foundation — Working together for free software
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Only one day left to win a piece of free software history in the silent auction — Free Software Foundation — Working together for free software
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 21/03/2025
Things my partner has built for me: - special rack for tea tins, spices - bookshelf sized especially for light novels and manga - hidden bed behind a movable bookshelf - built in closet wardrobe - many many random secondhand ikea things If they wanted to, they would ✨
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 20/03/2025
Is woodworking the next trendy hobby for tech folks?
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 20/03/2025
...then your tool doesn't have fine-grained permissions 🍪
Book cover with a cartoon mouse wearing blue overalls, holding a chocolate chip cookie, with text "If You Give Your Whole Team Super Admin Permissions" on a white paper background. Two additional cookies are in the upper left, and a red crayon is on the right. The author and illustrator are credited at the bottom as Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 19/03/2025
Anyone else struggle with reading "causal ordering" as "casual ordering"?
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Dan Moore is at Monktoberfest @mooreds.com · 18/03/2025
Authorization can get entwined in your application. It pays to think about it up front.
Unpopular opinion puffin meme:

"Just implement fine-grained authorization!"

Cool, Cool, let me just rewrite my entire application.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 17/03/2025
Was gifted a v cool new mug this morning by my partner.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Whatever thing it is, all that basic unsexy boring stuff over a long time produces its own language, its own way of thinking and talking about it People who've been in the trenches doing that boring, basic, unsexy stuff can instantly spot when someone thinks they're above such things and never did
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 12/03/2025
This is very grandpa coded in the best way possible
Cheap-and-easy foam brushes

I use a lot of small foam brushes for projects in my shop. Instead of buying brushes, I make my own out of leftover
foam packing material and clothespins.
I cut the foam about 1/4 in. thick, and when I'm dong with it, I just throw it away.

James Knaub
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 12/03/2025
blog.no42.org
SNMP Proxy ... wait what?
Working with SNMP in 2025 is still a thing. Most hate it, but it’s sometimes the only thing you can use to get insights into the box you are working with. I want to shed some light on the SNMP proxy c...
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 12/03/2025
Best girl in atelier 10/10 cannot change my mind
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Nick @nanovad.com · 11/03/2025
There are 2 environments: testing and ✨spicy testing✨. Some people erroneously call ✨spicy testing✨ "prod"
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 08/03/2025
I don't want to spring forward or fall back, I want to be yeeted into the sun
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 07/03/2025
🤷🏼‍♀️
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Angelia 🌺 @imangelia.blacksky.app · 07/03/2025
You can tell who was forged in the fires of Mavis Beacon and multiple windows of AIM based on typing speed.
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Jimmy Zelinskie @jimmy.zelinskie.com · 07/03/2025
Find me at the @github.com SCaLE booth representing open source SpiceDB!! Tomorrow I speak about SpiceDB on the security track!
Myself standing in front of a booth backdrop labeled GitHub! I'm in a tie dyed authzed shirt with a denim jacket.
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 07/03/2025
My makeshift eyepatch is brand 💖 #btssb
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authzed @authzed.com · 06/03/2025
The New Enemy Problem Explained! This is a where unauthorized access can occur when changes to permissions and the resources they protect are not updated together consistently. Here's a post that describes the problem, and strategies to mitigate it, with examples dev.to/sohan26/bewa...
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Jess-desu @kibethwalks.com · 06/03/2025
I grew up eating a depression-era beans recipe made by my great grandmother. She used to say the first step was to “soak and rinse the farts out.” 😆
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