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He / him. LDN. If I try to practice my garbage Standard Chinese with you I apologise in advance. Ask me about my cat.

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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 10h
Iggy. Gaze upon his majiggsty
Ginger cat looking at the camera
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking about it further, I guess what I'm trying to say with this thread is: We have seen so many non-apologies for this kind of shit. When someone we think is capable of a genuine apology tries to give one, what do we think that looks like?
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me trying to speak Spanish
A photo of a hand dryer, with an "el warm" logo
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wildly unrelated but Estragon sounds like an HRT based Digimon
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I occasionally like to go back and play Mass Effect 2 and 3. It's getting increasingly insane that the pilot tried to sell me shitty cartoon monkeys a few years ago.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Town known mostly for setting wood on fire becomes first to grant rights to trees" is a wild headline.
Times headline: Lewes becomes first UK town to recognise the rights of trees
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hating trans people is more important than winning elections. No other explanation matches the facts at this point.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's clearly a... 2.5 syllable word? Thee-a-tre isn't a three syllable word. That'd be insane. But it isn't quite 2 either
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The (unsuccessful) battle to stay awake
Ginger cat lying in bed looking at the cameraGinger cat lying in bed eyes halfway closedGinger cat lying in bed, head all the way down, eyes closed
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
今天的早饭
Hu La tang and you tiao with pickles
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sprawled out boy
I'm not famous, how are you reading this?
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ginger boy with BIG paws
Orange cat having a rest
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hospital (n): a very echoey arena or colosseum space for hosting competitions to see who can talk the loudest on the phone.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I would pay an extra £5 if a video game came with a setting that said "I don't give a shit about ambience or vibes, press this button to be able to see what's going on in every area without having to change any other settings."
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Replaying Control: Obviously there's a lot going on with Ahti, but in his first meeting with Jessie he just gives her straightforward directions in an accent and her response is "I know that some people are weird as fuck it's ok." At that point, she just says that because she met a Finn.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There's a chain in box park style places in London now called Yorkshire Burrito. Every time I see one I think of that episode of B99 where Jake bought cigars and whisky from the worst possible countries of origin.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Animated Text: Several People Are Typing
Alt: Animated Text: Several People Are Typing
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hear Bluesky is rolling out age verification in some regions. If I start cracking Mitch McConnell / Terri Schaivo jokes, does that prove that I'm definitely not 18?
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Chicago dog, no question
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
How does this man keep finding new stepdaughters
article thumbnail, picture of woody allen with the title "Madrid, Woody Allen's new cinematic muse"
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
everything i've seen about starmer on the outside looking in for years really shows him as emblematic of one of the curious types of the 21st century, somebody who wanted incredible power over others but not for any particular vision. wanted to be able to reshape society, and that shape is "eh idk"
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My local shops basically don't have customer facing staff anymore, but they ALWAYS have a security guard. So if you want to buy beer, there's a guy standing there watching you wait for a different guy who can check your ID. I don't dislike the first guy, but why isn't he just the second guy?
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IanAbstract @ianabstract.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My adult life has been defined by a series of trillion dollar bonfires lit by the people telling us we can't afford a better world, and its the same people every time.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Right wing media for the past 50 years: BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. Actually wait jk we good
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I know this is meant to be frustrating or cynical, but if Parliament actually acted like this in response to data about what % of the British public don't want them to be real fuckin weird about trans people I'd be so happy.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Guardian: your one-stop shop for spelling mistakes, transphobia, and every showerthought Adrian Chiles has ever had in his life.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Exclusive footage of Wes Streeting backing the Prime Minister this morning.
kaa
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Who up trusting they safety?
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Is #trumpsgascrisis what we're calling the time they had to cut a press conference short because he shat himself?
A screenshot of Bluesky showing that "trump's gas crisis" is trending"
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"I was only at the WHCD to ask for directions to get AWAY from the WHCD."
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“How dare you not show compassion here” say the defenders of a profession that has almost completely ignored the largest number of journalists murdered in a single year for two years in a row because they happen to be considered non-human by (checks notes) the guest of honor at this event.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How do you make that Bluesky meme of a speech bubble surrounding a quote post and also does anyone have any good photos of Huey Long?
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not a bisexual girl, but I have to assume this was accidentally missed off the post.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a girl in a pink dress standing in front of trees
Alt: James from Pokémon in a pink dress
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/04/2026
we know
bluesky claude can’t find a profile, the server is having trouble bluesky is broken because of claude of course and it can’t load a feed, can’t even load a feed bluesky telling me that because of its vibecoded infrastructure it is having some issues and needs a few minutes bluesky telling me that it failed to load feeds because it’s broken and vibecoded
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Not labelling this with the word "candy" has opened up crazy meme potential.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Slay the Spire 2 good enough I'm worried @aptshadow.bsky.social gonna retire
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 06/03/2026
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/02/2026
FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
the mild manners are job security, baby www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--"

PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" 

PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is the closest I've ever come to agreeing that 'elf n safety have indeed gone mad.
A warning sign that says "when this gas fire is on, the flame is hot."
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/02/2026
I don't know what to do but just keep repeating it so I don't go insane: the rise & eventual total domination of RW media is the single most significant political development of my lifetime and the entirely of the US political & media elite resolutely refuse to discuss or even acknowledge it.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
@immortal-peach.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/piss...
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation
Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will:
1) Leave the ECHR
2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights.
3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill:
This Bill will:
Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary
The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act."
The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years:
Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT)
Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order.
These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR.
Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints
This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds.
If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story
All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight.
Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence
Re-entry after deportation will be…The Operational Plan
We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion
A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property.
Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000
Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes.
This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month.
Initial Voluntary Return Window
A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this.
The Deportation Flights
The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The disease we have in this country right now is that we believe our sense of purpose is to make money. No. You make money as a reward for doing something with purpose. Like running a hotel, or running a restaurant, or selling products. You forget what you're in the business to do and you'll fail.
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
CR Rough Riders!
A hockey rink
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot1J...
youtube.com
Andrew Bird - Auld Lang Syne
YouTube video by colin06
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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
The Wallflowers - Bringing Down The Horse
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