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This asshole doesn't even sound tired, tho. It sounds like he actively wants to optimise his way out of interacting with his children regardless of how much time he has.

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Passive voice + an allergy to prepositions = wat

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Hey I'm just a small little guy I'm not trying to make trouble I wait what is a hays code

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There's something so funny about how the rules for headlines absolutely break English in half when the Onion posts this kind of article.

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Deviled egg(s) Really important to know I can combine mayo with either one or several deviled eggs and it will work either way.

I would not have expected this exact thing from your YouTube channel, but I 100% expected this *kind* of thing.

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"We can't automate anything because of the ennui!" Okay there are like two genocides happening right now can I please be very bored instead of that

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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I honestly do think that would be a problem and I would still also trade literally all of our current problems to have that problem in a heartbeat.

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Is that the Strangeaeons long firby?

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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In fairness to bloopee, that's an incredibly fast and reliable way to eliminate your debts. It's possible the AI just wasn't quite given the right parameters.

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immortal-peach.bsky.social @immortal-peach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

does my cat have the biggest head? 😅

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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Very funny that someone thinks "look how well it worked out for the lib Dems!" is a *good* argument

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Nope! He committed a sex crime and fuck all happened to him as a result. I don't believe in the death penalty so he must have some mechanism by which he can live his life again. But that doesn't mean he doesn't need to suffer more than he already has because of the aforementioned sex crime

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Some people can be the most Hollywood people in human history, but they're conservative, so they act like they actually live on fucking Mars.

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I firmly believe that conservatives in Hollywood would stare at a nuke being ridden, Slim Pickens style, right towards their face, and think 'thank God Hollywood is about to be cleaned up, I can't wait to make a movie about this next ye-' and then cease to exist.

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I increasingly think Judith Jarvis Thomson's violinist in "In Defense Of Abortion" is less of a thought experiment and more just a thing we should do to two pro-lifers at a time. First one to ask to be cut loose lives but also has to shut the fuck up for the rest of their life

Hard to believe how far Admiral Anderson went in life after overcoming his crippling addiction to encouraging white people

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Hard to quantify the confidence boost of being called boss man at your local chippy into GDP data

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It's really important for God to be a boy because he needs to be able to find a girl God and make baby Gods and wait fuck I accidentally logically implied polytheism

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Replaying ME3. First shot of London from the shuttle cameras is of a perfectly perpendicular T junction. It's the first time I've ever felt this series had utterly implausible technology. London could not learn this power in a few short centuries.

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Huh I always figured it was Yiddish. That's a fun one tho

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I'm a firm believer that a lot of Chengyu would go hard in English

I showed this post to my dad who's a Northwestern alum and he just assumed the joke is that they're all huge nerds so it works on two levels.

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Richard @khju12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Been rewatching SVU and the guy who looks like this isn't always the perp but he's literally always a sleaze. You send those guys to jail because even if they didn't do THIS crime you know they did *something*

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I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you already realise having lunch dates with Nazis is a bad idea and you're just extremely fucking ignorant about how the Nazis are back because otherwise uhhh what the fuck are you doing