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@khealywu.bsky.social
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
magnesium opus
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i just… don’t care for most of christopher nolan’s work?
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
omg but ur on bsky dot app!!! its an app!! NO ITS A TAB IN MY FIREFOX AND I CLOSE IT AND FORGET TO VISIT AGAIN FOR SEVERAL DAYS!!!1
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
if it’s a webbed site, you do not need an app for it???? make it live in your browser where it belongs!! you are the boss of the tabs and u close the web site when you decide!
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
thank you so much darling dear mayday <3
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 16/05/2026
you cannot support his work in any way anymore
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Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner
The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i love when canadians say ‘ball hockey’
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🤞
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Victoria Ying @victoriaying.com · 11/05/2026
It’s obviously “Mr. Brightside”
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”
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Patrick Cotnoir @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
An insane detail in @pulmyears.bsky.social's Kids in the Hall biography is that this man was the teacher who encouraged Kevin McDonald to try improv comedy after he was kicked out of college.
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i put the whole sock in a sealed snack bag in case i need to bring it to get tested???? ugggghhh?? so basically, if you are a, like, a normal person, please check yourself, your clothes and your pets for ticks REGULARLY.
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i did frantic research and it’s not a deer tick; it’s an american dog tick. they can still transmit rocky mountain spotted fever and tularemia. i inspected my whole body in the shower and didn‘t find any bites, but i will check a few more times in case there’s a delayed reaction
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i am the most indoor person you know. i regularly go a week without going outside at all. this was on my sock this afternoon when i went to take a shower:
live tick on a white knit sock jfc
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
saaaaaaaame. i loathe those floors so much
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Jeff @jeffyadar.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Billionaires threatening to leave NYC because of Mamdani’s pied a terre tax:
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 17/06/2025
Live video of a CEO putting A.I. technology to good use at his high-pressure job
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
… pineapple, at least?
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
always cracks me up when people act like weed gummies don’t still taste like absolute stale asshole. “bursting with pomegranate flavor” no, it tastes like an inside out dead vegan butthole. we put up with it for the psychoactive effects. let’s all just be serious about why we’re all here okay?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Seeing this made me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
GODSMACK RELEASE NEW ALBUM 'LIVE AT MOHEGAN SUN' — OUT TODAY HERE
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
RADAR, MASK! … 😭😭😭😭😭
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 29/04/2026
notably his cure is from CAR-T therapy, which is so new I didn’t even learn about it in med school THIS is why we invest in science
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 26/04/2026
can someone please actually pull it off. this used to be one of your country’s core competencies. sondheim wrote a great musical about it, which was treated very unfairly
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
YESSS!!! STAY THRU THE CREDITS GUYS THATS ALL ILL SAY!!!!
'Michael' Stars Explain Why Biopic Doesn't Include Child Abuse Allegation: "There Could Be a Sequel"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
our freshman english teacher FELL ASLEEP at the critical moment and we all triumphantly, guiltily, quietly saw juliet’s boobs then he woke up and frantically ran to the front of the room, his White Sheet of Paper for Covering Breasts flapping impotently
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Incredibly Looney Tunes coded animal. This animal would play a trick on you.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Fuck. Fuck this. I really, really hope he comes out of this alright. Eugene is one of the nicest, kindest comedians out there. He makes an entire room light up. His voice alone is pure joy. Please be okay, dude.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
happy birthday to my dad, who was a silly brilliant dorky proud-ass father. love you, daddie
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
who is jane eyre?
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 28/03/2026
Liberal responses to this, while well meaning, often make me sick. “Well just piss on the floor then!” “This is a distraction.” “What will their reaction be when a passing woman enters a mens bathroom, that will sure show them.” Like none of this makes it better. It’s not funny, it’s not a gotcha.
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DJ Uncle Fishbits @unclefishbits.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.
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Neilbog is almost goblin backwards @neilbog.myatproto.social · 27/03/2026
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
lol what the fuck is this bullshit?
screencap of an interview in the guardian with alleged sex pest moby. the headline is ‘The lyrics to Lola by the Kinks are gross - I was really taken aback’: Moby’s honest playlist
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I watched Nobody 2. Odenkirk is great, the action scenes are great, but what really stood out was the writing.
Odenkirk, bloodied from combat, says, "Actually, I have triples of the Barracuda. I have triples, right? If I don’t have triples then the other stuff’s not true."Odenkirk, fighting a guy, says, "Oh, and I have triples of the Roadrunner too. But just those two. And your dad and I are the same age."
Odenkirk, bloodied and holding a gun, says, "All right, that deal’s gonna work out. I have triples of the Nova now.  Triples makes it safe. Triples is best."Odenkirk, talking on a payphone, "And I don't live in a hotel."
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
ditto
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Faux-old poster with fold marks. Postal Mascot Mr. Zip holds up a letter. Text reads: The Post Office is a SERVICE not a business! (Just like the police and fire departments!) When they say it NEEDS to turn a profit... Tell them to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
March 20th is Fred Rogers' birthday. Be a beautiful neighbor, or maybe even just spend some time figuring out how and planning to be the best neighbor you can.
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i’ve never been so homesick before
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CEO of Beckett Mariner @kariizumi.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/03/2026
Shoutout to all the money that was invested in this, that could have powered a coast-to-coast network of midsize metro dailies until the heat death of the known universe.
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katey h-w @khealywu.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i dunno i just think id be really happy if he were dead, you know????
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