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Aleris (KeyBored)

@keyboredcrow.bsky.social
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My Bull Shit. Posting like the journal factory exploded fanposting, art and crafts and old tech and cooking and whatever else i get my hands on. I like languages and nature and space icon from Velinxi art/banner from @jellyclocks

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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
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Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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James Webb 🔴 Gallery @webb-telescope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NASA's James Webb Space Telescope on Flickr (Feb 4, 2025) HH 30 showcases a detailed view of an edge-on protoplanetary disc, surrounded by jets and a conical outflow, captured by #NASAWebb. flic.kr/p/2qJVPgu
A detailed image of protoplanetary disc HH 30, highlighting jets, a conical outflow, and distinct structures within the disc. Credit: NASA/ESA/CSA, F. Ménard, K. Stapelfeldt
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm @cheppoly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my kneecaps are becoming amongi
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the problem with being so chronically tumblrified is that I see this and immediately want to expound on Ringo Starr and the Elf Stones but it would be basically incomprehensible outside of context
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best thing about "Darmok" is that the aliens are actually 100% able to speak in plain terms – they just refuse to do so because their culture regards it as humiliatingly undignified NOT to communicate exclusively in fucked up memes, and they're willing to risk an interstellar incident over this.
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 21/09/2026
Doctors hate me for my one simple health trick: I have the head of a jackal and attack them in their homes.
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dried fish canned eels and chips for my Birthday #yay
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a tabby cat standing on its hind legs to investigate an open fridge, but looking over at the camera. Handwritten text on the edge reads “The raid”.
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
don't feel like lookng up a reference so This it is
Poorly drawn headphones around a neck with the word "headphones" written on each side
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The KT tape on my wrist and thumb does genuinely help my joints, methinks. But the number of people who see it and immediately assume ive been grievously injured is kind of amusing
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CTC update!🌟 2 pages🌟 [Save file 16.5] ------------------------------- ✨Read at: ctccomic.com 🖌️Read on Webtoon: webtoons.com/en/canvas/co... 📖Early updates: www.patreon.com/countdown 🌹Discord: discord.gg/hnhvzDbXKy #ctccomic
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween everyone. #WorldBollardAssociation 👻
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she crawled up my hand to keep her treat away from the male…
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Midland 13-796 radio transmitter. Not planning to get a license so it will be a desk buddy for fun
a midland radio transmitter: a tall silver and black rectangle about as long as mt forearm with silver knobs and blue decals and displaythe radio transmitter with the antenna fully extended, almost touching an extra tall ceilingMy desk with the radio transmitter hidden between objects
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my this thing. shes so polite
a fluffy brown cat in my lapa fluffy brown cat close upa fluffy brown cat in my lap from another angle
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just realized that boro and kantha — the Japanese and Indian techniques for repairing cloth or creating new material from scraps by connecting them through a series of running stitches — looks a bit like the peeling bark on an aging tree.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/09/2026
i have come up with a new meal schedule. it's 3 meals a day: Lunch, lunch 2, and dinner
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i scribbled this out but then spent way too long shading it so now I need to post it places. Cat!Penny meets Hands!Penny #CtcComic #CountdownToCountdown
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hmmm. it's about time I updated my main sona's design. I havent had anything concrete in a while
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
interes. I have an unusual amount of west-coasterisms methinks
A dialect map of the united states. Quiz results say that I talk most like someone from north carolina, with atlanta and oklahoma city next in line
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
putting KT tape on my thumb becuase of drawing strain and saying im not gonna aggravate it only to realize all of my hobbies involve my right thumb somehow
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 7, Episode 6: Phantasms Aired: 10/25/1993, Syndication 00:30:57.274
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Season 7, Episode 6: Phantasms
00:30:57.274

Aired: 10/25/1993, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kiss in the rain #ctccomic #ocs
Iris kissing a stabbed and bleeding out Lillium in the rain. Guns and weapons are pointed at them
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i know the threehalves robot is supposed to be scary but every time I see pics I'm just like ojhhh. Thats my good friend Orion :)
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The Floppy Guy 🌈💾 @floppyguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
💾🏳️‍⚧️🫡 #trans #translivesmanner #protecttranskids #pride #floppydisk #floppydiskart
3.5" floppy disks arranged on a floor to resemble a waving transgender pride flag
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ohhhh ok so the double coin knot is just mind cocaine. got it
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𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓿𝓪 🦢✨ @clarissapaiva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
O meu é assim
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 23/08/2026
dudes will always find a way to rock
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
myyyy dwagon
partially done carving of a dragon on a layered wooden board painted with blue acrylics
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
CTC update!🌟 2 pages🌟 [Save file 16.1] ------------------------------- ✨Read at: ctccomic.com 🖌️Read on Webtoon: webtoons.com/en/canvas/co... 📖Early updates: www.patreon.com/countdown 🌹Discord: discord.gg/hnhvzDbXKy #ctccomic
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my dragon #mydragon
a rectangular board painted a deep blue. A snarling dragon is sketched onto the surface in pencil
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my rectangle #myrectangle
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frax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 16/08/2026
PLEASE KING don’t pick up that ozempic you’re so beautiful you don’t need it i promise
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This week on #RunawaytotheStars: Time to go. Catch up: runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: patreon.com/jayrockin
Mel folds their arms grumpily.  Mel: Well, I’m asking now.  Talita: I want to quit.  Mel presses a hand to their temple and inhales deeply, as if about to go off on a tirade. Then they sigh, too tired to argue further.  Mel: Sigh. Well, if you’re fast… You’ll get to leave on the ferry ship with the temp workers and your friends this weekend.  Talita walks past Mel.Mel looks up at Talita's back as she brushes past. They are barely taller than her midshoulders.  Talita: No thanks.   She smiles slightly to herself as she strides away confidently.  Talita: I have my own ride.Text exchange:  Talita: Hey Bip. Is the habitat module passenger ready?  Bip: Pretty much. Why?  Talita: You know why.  Bip: I'll make sure the fridge is cold and the water is potable. You better pack up fast!  A wide overhead shot shows Talita moving boxes out of her storage unit onto the road. Tod pulls up next to the growing box pile with a cargo truck. Talita looks over as Idrisah and Gillie arrive from off screen, Idrisah running and Gillie walking.  Idrisah: Talita!
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This week on #RunawaytotheStars: What do you want, Talita? Catch up: runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: patreon.com/jayrockin
At this, Talita's fury boils over. Teeth bared and trunk raised in an S-shaped snarl, she grips her bristling mane with one hand and gesticulates wildly with the other.  Talita: Oh! My bad! I guess I forgot we live in a fucking neolithic society– where the person with the biggest stick makes all the rules! Scaring people doesn’t make them respect you, Mel! It makes them want to GET RID OF YOU. Adam already felt threatened by me, and he was retaliating with harassment and reckless disobedience! Scaring him wouldn’t have kept him out of the hospital today. You listening to my warning would have!  Mel watches her outburst with an expression of sadness and surprise.There is an awkward silence after Talita finishes shouting. Neither of them look at each other, Talita bitter and Mel downcast.  Mel: I’m sorry, Talita. I guess I didn’t realize it was so serious. I suppose it must be a relief switching over to the new crew. They should be easier to get along with.  Talita meets Mel's optimistic gaze with an exhaustion too deep to politely avoid the truth.  Talita: The centaurs? Mel, I– I have almost nothing in common with them.Mel's brow furrows in confusion, as if Talita just told a situationally inappropriate joke.  Mel: What do you mean?  Talita: I mean I don’t foresee there being less communication issues! We don’t even use the same facial expressions!  Mel sweeps out an arm out in a frustrated gesture.  Mel: So you don’t want to work with humans and you don’t want to work with centaurs. What DO you want?  Talita pauses, a humorless grin spreading on her face. She rubs her forehead and looks away.  Talita: …Haha. For you to have asked that? At any point before now.
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy 7 years of Countdown to Countdown! ✨ Thank you to everyone that’s been reading along on Iris and Lillium’s journey. I can’t believe these characters have been with me since I was 14 and are still growing. Here’s to more years of CTC! #ctccomic
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the concept of ao3 subscriptions is still so surreal to me. What do you mean 18 people get an email when i press update on a story
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Aleris (KeyBored) @keyboredcrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
why is so much damn ALLERGY
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