Reposted by KerryGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254956965
Reposted by KerryMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building 6478411526
Reposted by KerryNicolaus De Missuria @deromaaliisque.bsky.social · 11/04/2026With my spring commitments done, I was able to get back to volunteering at the Micah 6 food pantry this morning. If you can, please donate to this wonderful community resource www.micah6austin.orgmicah6austin.orgMicah 6 of AustinWe welcome all individuals to participate fully in our programs, regardless of race, religion, gender, gender identity or expression, age, disability, marital status, or sexual orientation. 011
Reposted by KerryLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Trump won't recognize the Epstein victims in the crowd tonight. He hasn't seen them since they were 14 783278685
Reposted by KerryLos Verdes @losverdesatx.bsky.social · 18/02/2026A member of the Austin FC community has been detained by ICE. If you're able, please join us in contributing funds for his legal defense and bond here: chuffed.org/project/1702...chuffed.orgHelp Bring Raphael Home – Support His Bond and Legal DefenseThe Austin soccer community is coming together to support RG, a graduate student at Prairie View A&M University who is widely known for his kindness, integrity, anddedication to building a meaningful ... 0107
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Voting for the first person who makes it illegal to watch a movie on an airplane without headphones. 000
Reposted by KerryThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2025Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryertheonion.comSteak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow FryerSOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke... 614137603
Reposted by KerryMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare. 288325464822
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The two things she has struggled with most are “shake” and “stop committing voter fraud.” 040
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Costume sighting of the night: dejected-looking parent wearing a balloon number 7, slowly dragging an empty wagon with the abandoned balloon “6” in it back to his house. Mom had come ahead with a golfcart to grab “6”, who couldn’t possibly walk another block. 010
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025During the approval process for the Intracept procedure, Blue Cross Blue Shield HAD MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS WRITE LETTERS stating how my quality of life has been impacted by chronic pain. Then they denied it anyway. But hey, keeping me bed bound and on heavy medications is so much better, right?! 000
Reposted by KerryStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence 91194845869
Reposted by KerryDark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 31/08/2025We are the 5th community to raise this banner, created by Austin supporters after Uvalde. We're united with all those communities in mourning for all tof those we've lost - and in the outrage that this banner will surely be needed again. 4251102
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Do you think Morticia or Gomez ever asked Thing to…ya know…help a buddy out?media.tenor.coma person 's hand is sticking out of a box .ALT: a person 's hand is sticking out of a box . 030
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Wear your verde best (or craziest) and join us and @bradstuver.com for the 4th annual Bobby Jones CSF gathering at @hopsquad.bsky.social. We’re making it a Verde Homecoming to remember with homecoming photos, a cornhole tournament, great drinks, raffles and one lucky person will take home the crown! 063
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Today is my final day on blood thinners after my brain stenting surgery a year ago. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 000
Reposted by KerryThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2025Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate 261240109
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Oh no… @tonycardone.com and David went to a Rockies game and came back with the giveaway items for Brad. We JUST talked him down from the horse racing shirt/fedora combo. WHAT DID YOU DO?! 240
Reposted by KerryBrad @au-trout.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Don't forget we're raising money for Laundry Project this Saturday from 3-5 pm at Hopsquad. Come by, have a pint, and please consider making a donation to this amazing cause. If you can't make it but would like to support, you can donate at the link below. give.engagecurrent.org/campaign/694...give.engagecurrent.orgDonate to Austin Laundry Project 2025The Laundry Project returns to Austin, TX to bring dignity & empowerment through clean laundry. Laundry Projects assist lower-income families with meeting a basic need – washing clothes & linens by tu... 011
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 03/07/2025So many people are walking around w/the confidence of a 2nd grader during the first round of musical chairs right now. That arrogance of “I have a place to sit, someone else will be the one to lose their spot”. 1/2 100
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 02/07/2025There needs to be an “I know how to get out of my neighborhood” option on gps. 010
Reposted by KerryThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w... 532169562611
Reposted by KerryDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans 78142513264
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025She’s cute, but she refused to potty for HOURS today because she saw roofers working on the house next door. Any change to her environment and she nopes tf out. 020
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Third party companies that handle authorizations on behalf of insurance companies, imaging centers and pharmacies are one of the biggest scams in healthcare right now. Hiring a company to do your dirty work w/denials and authorizations is such garbage. 100
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/06/2025A baby near me at the airport sneezed and all three sounded just like the automatic hand sanitizer foam dispensers. A generational talent. 000
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Fell in love with a bagged salad dressing that isn’t available by itself. Truly Tragic. 000
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 18/05/2025You never quite realize how out of control your “underwear radius” has gotten until you have guests stay over. 000
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Not the baseball sized hail we had in 2021 that wrecked our roofs and cars, but still not great… 😵💫 000
Reposted by KerryVernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 13/05/2025it’s wild that America looked at the vast array of recreational drugs available and said “let’s keep the one that makes people crash their car” 061
Reposted by KerrySteve Cavendish @scavendish.bsky.social · 11/05/2025At the Nashville SC game, a giant flag for La Brigada de Oro, the Latino supporters section, which is not here tonight due to ICE activity. NSC officials tried to remove it, but were met with vehement objections by supporters clubs, who threatened a giant walkout if they did. 201099336
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Shoutout to the absolute girls girls at McAllister’s deli today who just kept the compliments coming. I was going to tip you gorgeous ladies anyway, but thank you for the confidence boost. 😂 000
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Streaming services that make you scroll 5 rows down to find and resume what you were watching: jail time. 000
Reposted by KerryBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't. 656344485345
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 20/04/2025At the end of yesterday’s game, a Galaxy player told a fan next to me to come fight him “in the parking lot”. The gated, guarded parking lot lol We should have sent Verdisimo out there. 010
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 20/04/2025waking up to a sharp pain in my head and playing a game of “is it a migraine or is it my brain stent failing”. If it ends up being the stent, just tell everyone I called it. I’ll be dead, but at least I’ll have called it first, and that’s important to me. 030
Reposted by KerryDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Trump fabricates a photo of Mr. Garcia with MS-13 tattoo on his hand. This is NOT a real image. Trump and his regime fabricated it. Please understand that Trump regime would fabricate evidence to put you or your family in jail. This is what FASCISM regimes do. www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-...mediaite.comTrump Touts Seemingly Doctored Photo of Abrego Garcia’s Hand in Attempt To Prove Maryland Man Is Gang MemberPresident Donald Trump posted a photo of himself holding a seemingly digitally altered image of the left hand of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was wrongly deported to El Salvador last month. 46055902540
Reposted by KerryInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates 102134312903
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 09/04/2025My current small-stakes complaint is that it should be illegal for companies to still send you emails when you VERY SPECIFICALLY uncheck the “email me updates” button. Like without fail, 100% of the time, you get an email two days later welcoming you to their newsletter or product updates. 000
Reposted by KerryChase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction 660187722463
Reposted by KerryRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade." 12666938918585
Reposted by KerryNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency. 15249607926500
Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 02/03/2025This is what people sound like, but they’ll never recognize it as satire. 031
Reposted by KerryVernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Josh Schriver got this all screwed up 0151