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Kerry

@kerrypro.bsky.social
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Pro in name only, not because I’m good at anything. Ope.

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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
scanning for wokeness
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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Nicolaus De Missuria @deromaaliisque.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
With my spring commitments done, I was able to get back to volunteering at the Micah 6 food pantry this morning. If you can, please donate to this wonderful community resource www.micah6austin.org
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Micah 6 of Austin
We welcome all individuals to participate fully in our programs, regardless of race, religion, gender, gender identity or expression, age, disability, marital status, or sexual orientation.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump won't recognize the Epstein victims in the crowd tonight. He hasn't seen them since they were 14
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Los Verdes @losverdesatx.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A member of the Austin FC community has been detained by ICE. If you're able, please join us in contributing funds for his legal defense and bond here: chuffed.org/project/1702...
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Help Bring Raphael Home – Support His Bond and Legal Defense
The Austin soccer community is coming together to support RG, a graduate student at Prairie View A&M University who is widely known for his kindness, integrity, anddedication to building a meaningful ...
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Voting for the first person who makes it illegal to watch a movie on an airplane without headphones.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2025
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The two things she has struggled with most are “shake” and “stop committing voter fraud.”
Birdie Jo, an english cream golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a blue and orange frisbee. She has an “I voted” sticker on her chest.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Costume sighting of the night: dejected-looking parent wearing a balloon number 7, slowly dragging an empty wagon with the abandoned balloon “6” in it back to his house. Mom had come ahead with a golfcart to grab “6”, who couldn’t possibly walk another block.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
During the approval process for the Intracept procedure, Blue Cross Blue Shield HAD MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS WRITE LETTERS stating how my quality of life has been impacted by chronic pain. Then they denied it anyway. But hey, keeping me bed bound and on heavy medications is so much better, right?!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
​We are the 5th community to raise this banner, created by Austin supporters after Uvalde. We're united with all those communities in mourning for all tof those we've lost - and in the outrage that this banner will surely be needed again.
The back of the End Gun Violence banner where teams have signed to mark its deployment.

And a hand-written letter that reads:

To our Minnesota United family,
Words cannot express how sorry we are for the unfathomable cruelty your community—your children—has faced. This has to stop.
We are with you. Sending love & healing.
♡
Los VerdesMNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE"MNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Do you think Morticia or Gomez ever asked Thing to…ya know…help a buddy out?
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a person 's hand is sticking out of a box .
ALT: a person 's hand is sticking out of a box .
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Wear your verde best (or craziest) and join us and @bradstuver.com for the 4th annual Bobby Jones CSF gathering at @hopsquad.bsky.social. We’re making it a Verde Homecoming to remember with homecoming photos, a cornhole tournament, great drinks, raffles and one lucky person will take home the crown!
VERDE HOMECOMING
BENEFITTING BOBBY JONES CHIARI
& SYRINGOMYELIA FOUNDATION
SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2025 6:30-8:30PM
HOPSQUAD BREWING
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Today is my final day on blood thinners after my brain stenting surgery a year ago. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2025
Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate
Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Oh no… @tonycardone.com and David went to a Rockies game and came back with the giveaway items for Brad. We JUST talked him down from the horse racing shirt/fedora combo. WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Brad stands in the bathroom wearing a purple hawaiian shirt with the rockies logos all over it, and a pair of gigantic ski-style sunglasses. Supreme douchery, if you need a better description of what I’m living with.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Don't forget we're raising money for Laundry Project this Saturday from 3-5 pm at Hopsquad. Come by, have a pint, and please consider making a donation to this amazing cause. If you can't make it but would like to support, you can donate at the link below. give.engagecurrent.org/campaign/694...
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Donate to Austin Laundry Project 2025
The Laundry Project returns to Austin, TX to bring dignity & empowerment through clean laundry. Laundry Projects assist lower-income families with meeting a basic need – washing clothes & linens by tu...
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
So many people are walking around w/the confidence of a 2nd grader during the first round of musical chairs right now. That arrogance of “I have a place to sit, someone else will be the one to lose their spot”. 1/2
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
There needs to be an “I know how to get out of my neighborhood” option on gps.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Bingoooo
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
She’s cute, but she refused to potty for HOURS today because she saw roofers working on the house next door. Any change to her environment and she nopes tf out.
Birdie, an english cream golden retriever puppy, lays on a bunch of blankets. She’s looking at the camera with a very sweet look on her face.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Third party companies that handle authorizations on behalf of insurance companies, imaging centers and pharmacies are one of the biggest scams in healthcare right now. Hiring a company to do your dirty work w/denials and authorizations is such garbage.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A baby near me at the airport sneezed and all three sounded just like the automatic hand sanitizer foam dispensers. A generational talent.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Fell in love with a bagged salad dressing that isn’t available by itself. Truly Tragic.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Water weenie
Birdie, an 11month old english cream retriever sitting in a blue kidney shaped plastic pool filled 1/3 of the way with water. She is all wet.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
You never quite realize how out of control your “underwear radius” has gotten until you have guests stay over.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not the baseball sized hail we had in 2021 that wrecked our roofs and cars, but still not great… 😵‍💫
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
it’s wild that America looked at the vast array of recreational drugs available and said “let’s keep the one that makes people crash their car”
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Steve Cavendish @scavendish.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
At the Nashville SC game, a giant flag for La Brigada de Oro, the Latino supporters section, which is not here tonight due to ICE activity. NSC officials tried to remove it, but were met with vehement objections by supporters clubs, who threatened a giant walkout if they did.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Shoutout to the absolute girls girls at McAllister’s deli today who just kept the compliments coming. I was going to tip you gorgeous ladies anyway, but thank you for the confidence boost. 😂
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Streaming services that make you scroll 5 rows down to find and resume what you were watching: jail time.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
At the end of yesterday’s game, a Galaxy player told a fan next to me to come fight him “in the parking lot”. The gated, guarded parking lot lol We should have sent Verdisimo out there.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
waking up to a sharp pain in my head and playing a game of “is it a migraine or is it my brain stent failing”. If it ends up being the stent, just tell everyone I called it. I’ll be dead, but at least I’ll have called it first, and that’s important to me.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Trump fabricates a photo of Mr. Garcia with MS-13 tattoo on his hand. This is NOT a real image. Trump and his regime fabricated it. Please understand that Trump regime would fabricate evidence to put you or your family in jail. This is what FASCISM regimes do. www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-...
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Trump Touts Seemingly Doctored Photo of Abrego Garcia’s Hand in Attempt To Prove Maryland Man Is Gang Member
President Donald Trump posted a photo of himself holding a seemingly digitally altered image of the left hand of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was wrongly deported to El Salvador last month.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
That was fast 😂
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My current small-stakes complaint is that it should be illegal for companies to still send you emails when you VERY SPECIFICALLY uncheck the “email me updates” button. Like without fail, 100% of the time, you get an email two days later welcoming you to their newsletter or product updates.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Anyone else like their toothpaste so minty it hurts?
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is what people sound like, but they’ll never recognize it as satire.
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Josh Schriver got this all screwed up
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