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Kerry

@kerrypro.bsky.social
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Pro in name only, not because I’m good at anything. Ope.

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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
scanning for wokeness
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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Nicolaus De Missuria @deromaaliisque.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
With my spring commitments done, I was able to get back to volunteering at the Micah 6 food pantry this morning. If you can, please donate to this wonderful community resource www.micah6austin.org
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Micah 6 of Austin
We welcome all individuals to participate fully in our programs, regardless of race, religion, gender, gender identity or expression, age, disability, marital status, or sexual orientation.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hell yeah! I hope you are so proud of yourself for your resilience, persistence and strength in getting this far!
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump won't recognize the Epstein victims in the crowd tonight. He hasn't seen them since they were 14
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Los Verdes @losverdesatx.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A member of the Austin FC community has been detained by ICE. If you're able, please join us in contributing funds for his legal defense and bond here: chuffed.org/project/1702...
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Help Bring Raphael Home – Support His Bond and Legal Defense
The Austin soccer community is coming together to support RG, a graduate student at Prairie View A&M University who is widely known for his kindness, integrity, anddedication to building a meaningful ...
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I NEED to get my hands on that face, but I also know calico code, so I shall refrain.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Voting for the first person who makes it illegal to watch a movie on an airplane without headphones.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Omg your pup looks like a cartoon! 😍😍
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Cuties!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2025
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
They’ll keep this shit up while whining about lack of enthusiasm from the left. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The two things she has struggled with most are “shake” and “stop committing voter fraud.”
Birdie Jo, an english cream golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a blue and orange frisbee. She has an “I voted” sticker on her chest.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I’ve had to set the search function on apps (where it’s available) to search before AI existed. Especially YouTube. The ai slop videos posing as real info is rampant AND promoted. It’s almost like it automatically plugs in anything you search for & poof! a video was just uploaded yesterday about it.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Costume sighting of the night: dejected-looking parent wearing a balloon number 7, slowly dragging an empty wagon with the abandoned balloon “6” in it back to his house. Mom had come ahead with a golfcart to grab “6”, who couldn’t possibly walk another block.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
During the approval process for the Intracept procedure, Blue Cross Blue Shield HAD MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS WRITE LETTERS stating how my quality of life has been impacted by chronic pain. Then they denied it anyway. But hey, keeping me bed bound and on heavy medications is so much better, right?!
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I never know what to do with my hands!!!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
​We are the 5th community to raise this banner, created by Austin supporters after Uvalde. We're united with all those communities in mourning for all tof those we've lost - and in the outrage that this banner will surely be needed again.
The back of the End Gun Violence banner where teams have signed to mark its deployment.

And a hand-written letter that reads:

To our Minnesota United family,
Words cannot express how sorry we are for the unfathomable cruelty your community—your children—has faced. This has to stop.
We are with you. Sending love & healing.
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Los VerdesMNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE"MNUFC supporters deploy a banner that reads "END GUN VIOLENCE
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Do you think Morticia or Gomez ever asked Thing to…ya know…help a buddy out?
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a person 's hand is sticking out of a box .
ALT: a person 's hand is sticking out of a box .
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Wear your verde best (or craziest) and join us and @bradstuver.com for the 4th annual Bobby Jones CSF gathering at @hopsquad.bsky.social. We’re making it a Verde Homecoming to remember with homecoming photos, a cornhole tournament, great drinks, raffles and one lucky person will take home the crown!
VERDE HOMECOMING
BENEFITTING BOBBY JONES CHIARI
& SYRINGOMYELIA FOUNDATION
SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2025 6:30-8:30PM
HOPSQUAD BREWING
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is painful to read, knowing that for you 2 be who you are now, must take extraordinary effort 2 correct, heal & better yourself. The exhaustive pursuits left in the wake of religious trauma seem never ending. I’m so thankful for the you that you are, but so sorry about what it took 2 get here.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Today is my final day on blood thinners after my brain stenting surgery a year ago. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2025
Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate
Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Oh no… @tonycardone.com and David went to a Rockies game and came back with the giveaway items for Brad. We JUST talked him down from the horse racing shirt/fedora combo. WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Brad stands in the bathroom wearing a purple hawaiian shirt with the rockies logos all over it, and a pair of gigantic ski-style sunglasses. Supreme douchery, if you need a better description of what I’m living with.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Does it become ghost bucks, or will people always just see $60 floating mid-air? Is it spendable in the afterlife? What’s spiritflation at these days? Things we all need to know.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Curious what the plan is for the 60 bucks since it seems like there won’t be much time to spend it.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Don't forget we're raising money for Laundry Project this Saturday from 3-5 pm at Hopsquad. Come by, have a pint, and please consider making a donation to this amazing cause. If you can't make it but would like to support, you can donate at the link below. give.engagecurrent.org/campaign/694...
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Donate to Austin Laundry Project 2025
The Laundry Project returns to Austin, TX to bring dignity & empowerment through clean laundry. Laundry Projects assist lower-income families with meeting a basic need – washing clothes & linens by tu...
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Every single person-regardless of who they (or their parents) voted for-deserves to not die in a flood while they sleep. They deserve competent local officials, every emergency resource for rescue and a disaster declaration for rebuilding. Picking now for an “in your face” shows a loss of humanity.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I’ve seen a few ppl having to post compilations bc others didn’t believe it. The lack of human emotion left is bleak. Part of it is people are so wildly misinformed about what actually happened (and is still going on) here. Part of it is just the end result of treating politics like football teams.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The problem is we are about to go from the first round to the final round if this bill passes. When the music stops & tens of millions of people find themselves w/nowhere to sit, things are going to get ugly, FAST. Not everyone will die instantly like republicans seem to be hoping for. 2/2
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
So many people are walking around w/the confidence of a 2nd grader during the first round of musical chairs right now. That arrogance of “I have a place to sit, someone else will be the one to lose their spot”. 1/2
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
There needs to be an “I know how to get out of my neighborhood” option on gps.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Squishmallow kids grew up to be labubu 20-somethings. Now, the squishmallow adults? No one wants to get close enough to find out who their primary opp is these days. Many still carry half a dozen Stanley cups to use as weapons in such situations.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Brad needed two subconjunctival hemorrhage’s, a broken finger and finally a fractured wrist within a 14 month period to tell him he shouldn’t be doing that anymore.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Bingoooo
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
She’s cute, but she refused to potty for HOURS today because she saw roofers working on the house next door. Any change to her environment and she nopes tf out.
Birdie, an english cream golden retriever puppy, lays on a bunch of blankets. She’s looking at the camera with a very sweet look on her face.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
In TWO MONTHS time, no one at the third party company could type in a 9 digit number to show I had approval, and now I may miss a vital imaging scan I’ve been waiting for since April.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Third party companies that handle authorizations on behalf of insurance companies, imaging centers and pharmacies are one of the biggest scams in healthcare right now. Hiring a company to do your dirty work w/denials and authorizations is such garbage.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A baby near me at the airport sneezed and all three sounded just like the automatic hand sanitizer foam dispensers. A generational talent.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I think with what you’re going through, it would hit hardest at the beginning, give some hope in the middle, and then be a cautionary tale at the end. Reading a full summary may help make the decision to watch it easier.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
There was that one movie a few years back that followed a drummer’s journey with deafness. Sound of Metal. The final scene in it was the most heart wrenching. Watching two friends navigate profound hearing loss & cochlear implant options rn and it makes me so angry how inaccessible hearing is.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Fell in love with a bagged salad dressing that isn’t available by itself. Truly Tragic.
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Aggieeeeeee
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Kerry @kerrypro.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Water weenie
Birdie, an 11month old english cream retriever sitting in a blue kidney shaped plastic pool filled 1/3 of the way with water. She is all wet.
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