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Rohit

@kernelanxiety.dev
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Anticipate the Brainfarts. A Maker of things who also writes software. Currently nursing a burnout. Loves Analog Photography and Darkroom sorcery. Training to be a better runner. I write sometimes at: blog.kernelanxiety.dev انقلاب زندہ باد

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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 24/10/2025
Once you know ChatGPT-isms, you see it everywhere. It is not just irritating -- it makes your skin crawl. Annoying. Infurating, just plain displeasing.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 06/08/2025
Today's Threshold run went good! Set a new 10K PB at 57:23 - shaved off 2 mins since June. Today's training log blog.kernelanxiety.dev/post/august-... #running #bangalore
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August 06, 2025 - Road to BM HM - $ls /home/rohit/
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 05/08/2025
Hello #running bsky! I have been away, but also been blogging regularly about my current running journey. Currently training for HM in September with a time goal in mind. If you have an RSS Reader, follow: blog.kernelanxiety.dev/post/init-ro...
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[Init series] Road to Bengaluru Marathon HM 2025 - $ls /home/rohit/
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 05/08/2025
AI this, AI that - Ai ganpat, chal daaru la.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 17/05/2025
For all the stupidity my people have come up with, and commit - do redeem themselves with food. Mangalore Buns, Kori Rotti, ghee roast, neer dose - god bless.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sucks they never got to collab
Two commemorative magazines, one for Hello Kitty, the other for Pope Francis
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 05/05/2025
Sasta Elon Musk going back to ancestral roots 🥹🥰 #proud
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 05/05/2025
Instagram does this thing where it shows a thread post - only half. And it's always interesting. They do it in the hope that the tea over powers someone's will to not install yet another app. I just google search the account and get the tea. I'll take the tea, but also I am petty.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 05/05/2025
Is NSDR (non sleep deep rest) an actual science thing? Because it hits 2 bingos in my red flag intuition list 1. Promoted by some kind of podcast bro (although this one has credentials in the field, but I still doubt it) 2. Has "Indian" roots (and hence there is a certain level of chest thumping)
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 27/04/2025
And it held the peace. Not the sub 60 10K I was hoping for - but got near with 62:21 10K. The course was brutal. I'll take this. strava.app.link/zsjXKNGdUSb #running #bengaluru
Racing certificate picture
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 26/04/2025
"If anyone has any objection, speak now - or hold your peace until the race ends" - me to my digestive systems as I get ready for the race. #running #Bengaluru
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 17/04/2025
Anyone running #TCSW10K here? #running
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 17/04/2025
I threw in some feta, garlic, pepper, and salt, and mixed it like my life depended on it. Spread it on a lightly buttered sourdough toast - microwaved that shit for few second. Legit 10/10
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 03/04/2025
Guys, I have had a revelation. I'm the next big thing on LinkedIn. Trust me. Apparently, you cannot out work the burnout! Who knew? Crazy. Follow for more such revelations.
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Evan Wickersham @evanwickersham.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Brewing coffee is proof that good things come to those who wait
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 01/04/2025
I had a twitter addiction, and then you all know what happened. Now only if that same thing happens to instagram - there would not be stopping me.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 01/04/2025
Leica was the first dog in the space. That's a fact, baby. Oh wait, that's Laika.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 26/03/2025
Stealing this joke - "Heart is a muscle. Train it till failure" #running
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 10/03/2025
Fucking default font on Moto phones, make Gmail app work weird with recent updates. If the phone has any other font other than "Android," then the Gmail app shows all the emails as visually similar, so you can't tell what is read, unread/new - what a time to live.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 07/03/2025
Avant Garde sounds like Marathi Genz kid's name.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 01/03/2025
Been using the Coros watch for two weeks now. I love it. Love the stats. But there seems to be no way to fetch my non-activity data out programmatically. Like my historical sleep, HR, resting HR, and other things? Don't we all love a fucking walled garden. #running
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The Doctor (Commissions open) @lucidillusions.in · 19/02/2025
Indian Parents: Just focus on the STEM subjects, you must grow up to be an engineer or doctor Kids in History Class: 🥱😴💤 These kids, now adults in 2020s: Why don't they teach this to kids in school? BJP: *removes more sections from history curriculum* Bhakts: Now my kid will learn real history
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 17/02/2025
It doesn't surprise me much that an industry riddled with vast amounts of man-babies who are controlled purely by their emotions went from flame-wars about tabs or spaces to "our calculators will surely spontaneously acquire magic any day now"
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 17/02/2025
My gratitude journal looks like - "1) Zinda hu yaar 2) Coffee hai"
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 17/02/2025
Can teetotalers take flu shots?
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Krittika @krittikaa.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
When a male cat has an existential crisis it sings "Billa ki jaana main kaun"
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you are married to someone who has ADHD and you don't, here's a phrase that might help you with your spouse: "Map it out for me." This is what I say to my wife when she goes from one thing to a seeming non sequitur. In her mind, there is a relationship.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 13/02/2025
#NowPlaying Good morning to you too. youtu.be/C5GWPd1Qng0
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Desi Beats on Mumbai Streets | Rickshaw DJ Set | Feat. @suggahunny
YouTube video by Gently Altered
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 13/02/2025
We need more Indians here. So that I can at least doomscroll and panic about how everything-is-going-to-dogs for a country that is relevant and * actually * affects me.
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Inside of you there are two wolves. I don't know who invited the furries to this orgy.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think I've found a way to articulate what bothers me about the trajectory of the modern tech industry (and to some extent... society). We are on this Earth to provide for each other. That's the "mission" of humanity as I see it. This is incompatible with what the tech industry seeks to do.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 13/02/2025
Sometimes, my internal ugly snob comes out, policing what I should enjoy or not. How I should enjoy something. Then, I have to actively remind myself that the Universe and life have no inherent meaning. There is no judge sitting upon us. I can simply enjoy things and make my own meaning.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 12/02/2025
Amazing run this morning. I tried my old shoes again - a cheap, decathlon Kalenji. It somehow felt better than Gel Kayani 🥲 #running Check out my run on Strava: strava.app.link/gDBr9Li0UQb
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 11/02/2025
#NowPlaying Monk Higgins - I Believe to my soul (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Lik... Got me here) youtu.be/WRLReQpJFmM
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Monk Higgins - I Believe to my soul
YouTube video by Azhar
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 11/02/2025
If you see this, post a robot (This one for my iykyk people)
Poster of Hollywood, a Kannada sci-fi movie
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 11/02/2025
If you see this, post a robot.... (Marvin the paranoid Android is my soul robot)
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Robot Depressed GIF
Alt: Robot Depressed GIF from H2G2
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 09/02/2025
I drink bad coffee occasionally to feel something.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Cassette tapes had an A side and a B side, so it makes sense that their successor would be the CD.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It was the bescestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times...
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 07/02/2025
I swear it's a town somewhere in Kerala
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 07/02/2025
"Art is something that can evoke emotions" Man, does my code fit evoke emotions. Definitely. Usually, rage. Sometimes disgust.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
you: skynet is so unrealistic theyd never just plug random ML systems into the command and control systems of the government they'd be total idiots to do that reality: well
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Iris Meredith @iris-meredith.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
American exceptionalism is a hell of a drug. You lot even think your fucking authoritarian coups and police states are unique and exceptional to the point that *you won't listen to people who've experience actual authoritarianism*
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I can’t remember who said it, but “if you can’t find the time to meditate once a day, you should do it twice a day.” If you can’t afford a break from all the news in normal times, doubly important to do it now.
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Sandip Bhattacharya @sandipb.net · 04/02/2025
The hubris of tech people to leech data from Wikipedia, and the work tens of thousands of people have painfully put into it over years, ... and to then say that Wikipedia is redundant/obsolete as AI will answer it all! smh.
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Rohit @kernelanxiety.dev · 03/02/2025
I never felt anywhere as "home" - Bangalore is probably the nearest it's gonna be. I stepped out of the plane, took a deep breath, and smiled. Glad that I'm here - probably can call myself a Bangalorean? Although, I am uncomfortable with giving labels, this one feels ok.
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Ruth Joffre @ruthjoffre.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
maybe now people will stop lionizing tech “disruptors” and start seeing them for what they are: greedy scammers who think it’s funny to break shit
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
exercising is weird because you have these little triumphs you want to tout but nobody cares. imagine saying "finally figured out my bicep restriction, really helped my pain" to an empty room. the silence is deafening. a tiny piece of ceiling tile plummets to the ground with a sad "plonk"
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