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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16h
love this guy in fortune's weave
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tiktok comments are a great way to find people with a mindset indistinguishable from a 9th century European peasant
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jordan my man they have multiple national guard patrols walking up and down U Street at all times. Somehow I don't think lack of law enforcement presence is the problem.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we didn't know how good we had it
cable box
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a month of perusing tiktok has convinced me it's about as evil musk twitter. so much of the content is just people who know nothing advising their followers to be bad people with a thin psychological justification.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me playing the tutorial in the new fire emblem and learning that my units are known as "units"
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nate Silver bodied by John Delaney
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
posts like this are why I don't like hasan piker even though I don't think he's an anti semite who candidates should be denouncing or whatever. fetterman had progressive support, including from piker himself. take the L, learn the lesson, and move on.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
why do you think Marge has this framed in the living room? To mock his pursuit of glory.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is what I imagine Tanguy Destable looks like
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
in the 90s X-Men animated show, the members of the Hellfire Club all wear Zubaz vests
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sir, I'm a two term Republican congressman running for reelection in a swing district. I encourage you to keep posting this shit.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is so fucking funny
Pedro L. Gonzalez on twitter: 
It looks like Jennica Pounds (DataRepublican)--a Pentagon employee pretending to be an independent journalist--got handed a statement from somebody else to post as a reply to attack an actual journalist talking about how Pete Hegseth has fumbled the war in Iran. The red part circled in this screenshot (credit 
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ridley Scott should be arrested before he's allowed to make this
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't be fooled. this is Wakeem Jeffries in disguise.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
there's a prompt when the game loads asking "are you gay?" and if you click no, the game deletes itself and your switch catches fire
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
over on the everything app, DC centrists still think that a shoplifting epidemic is the reason CVS locks up all the detergent. if they lived in reality, they would know that DC larceny rates have been falling by double digits year over year.
matt yglesias encouraging politicians to fearmonger over petty crime in response to another post blaming crime on CVS keeping their goods locked up
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
conservatives are mad about personalized coke cans again
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm not saying good art can justify trans hate but there is something especially insipid about saying you disagree with JK Rowling but couldn't pass up the chance to play "Petunia Dursley, Harry Potter's muggle aunt." not even sure those are words.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Asian American jock doubts Asian American man could be a jock
dean cain on twitter: Has anyone ever seen a photo of Michigan Senate candidate Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed (D) playing High School football?  He says he was captain of the team, but I can't find a single photo.  Internet, please do your thing --
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Skyler Gisondo learning he was cast as the honey trap
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
but can you top this
iguana shot from bad lieutenant pocno. cage's hair is incredible in the background.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this has to stop
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
true or false
Homer Simpson declaring, "yeah syrup is better than jelly"
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nolan actually needs more exposition in his films. He should appear in the corner like Clippy to explain what is happening and reiterate what was already established by the dialogue. All directors should do this.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's a new low for Fetterman to call Mamdani a pedophile.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
key difference is that no one claimed that someone with xy chromosomes can get pregnant. the question arises out of conservatives pretending to be stupid (or sometimes just being stupid). whereas the election question is a straightforward question they won't answer because of trump cultism.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
imagine finding out your child is not only starving themselves to death but also being a huge bitch about it
pro-ED twitter user referring to alyssa liu: please guys is she fat or am i just disordered. i know she’s an athlete but that looks more like back rolls to me.same user responding to criticism of her prior tweet: lol ?? ur in EDTWT and asking what’s wrong with me ? that’s an opinion i put out in a community that gets it. I know she’s not fat cuz every person the comments says so but I can’t help but see her as such. knowing what people on here think will help me see it another way
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
funniest thing Bari Weiss's Free Press has done in a while is send a reporter to Little Italy in Manhattan to interview the Italian American guys who own the tourist traps there and pretend it's a real modern immigrant community.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
is this real
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this guy sounds so cool
Marx founded All Things Possible Ministries, and has said he’s “led more than 150 high-stakes missions across some of the world’s most dangerous regions.” That includes, according to his campaign website, a mission into “ISIS territory” to save a group of kidnapped girls.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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