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I think Digger is just The Bride! for the fellas. won't be explaining further.

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tiktok comments are a great way to find people with a mindset indistinguishable from a 9th century European peasant

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not sure about that one but I'm thinking probably

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15 years ago I spent a couple of days at the Missouri legislature for work, and I saw firsthand

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I think Smith could successfully sue Schmitt for defamation now, since he's restating the falsehood outside of the Senate hearing, and by this point he clearly knows what he's saying is false

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missouri consistently churns out some of the stupidest republicans known to man

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(unironically) go jack smith and the rule of law!

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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bruh you're playing fire emblem and you're not maximizing your bird time? you need that perfect bird time bro. like what are you even doing?

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In two weeks, Russell Brand goes on trial in the UK on rape and sexual assault charges in cases involving six women. Tomorrow in DC, he's appearing at a MAHA gathering to 'moderate' a discussion with Dr Oz about medicare and medicaid. What the hell?

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ok but what if we also replace the huge amount of corn syrup in a soda with a huge amount of cane sugar?

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seed oil-free fries are the perfect MAHA food. take something that is extremely unhealthy and claim you've made it healthy by changing something that has zero effect on its healthiness.

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I noticed last year that sweetgreen pivoted to MAHA when it started advertising seed oil-free french fries. Going MAHA is what a failing restaurant chain does now to get free advertising.

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wilfred reilly is a top 10 dumb guy on twitter. extremely underrated.

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i know this has already been discussed to death but george was completely right in this episode. you absolutely cannot parallel park front first. we're living in a society.

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

people who tried to say the biden economy was good were making a mix of good and bad points. people trying to say the trump economy is good, which has all the problems of the biden economy plus skyrocketing interest rates, anemic hiring, and chaotic global trade, are straight up lying or delusional

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in case anyone was wondering what happens if ants realize there’s sugar water in those waterpik flosser machines, the answer is that you shoot ants into your mouth WITH the water and don’t realize it until you spit them out into the sink

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

gen z is like "those woman got casted in a movie in the most aesthetic way"

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yes it's like someone from the upper midwest but maybe 30 years ago before Mexican food had fully penetrated all regions of the country

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the British are deservedly mocked for how they pronounce quesadilla and tortilla, but the way they say taco is far stranger to me since the correct pronunciation is completely consistent with how those letters would be pronounced in English

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

one of my most persistent earworms is Gary Johnson saying "and what is Aleppo?" during a 2016 Republican presidential primary debate

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"palestine's future is disabled" I say to myself as I aim my IDF sniper rifle at a child's leg

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

George: So, anything to uh, nosh? / S06E05 The Couch

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person on an e scooter barreling down the sidewalk and repeatedly saying "excuse me" in a monotone

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years ago an attorney friend represented a guy accused of killing his girlfriend, and when the prosecution played a rap the client allegedly wrote about her called "broomstick rider" to the jury, he nodded his head to the beat

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yeah... because it's so obvious

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the point is that when people have to make a very close call, they often reject someone for an arbitrary or picayune reason. There's generally not an expectation that the bottom of a mini fig be painted. And if it is, it's just the solid color of the base, so it doesn't demonstrate any skill.

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this is the one where Rachel Dratch plays Lex Luthor

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if it's here, it's gotta be on every platform

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yeah. I graduated from college and law school into two different recessions. I don't think a lot of people realize just how dehumanizing a job search can be. why make things even harder on yourself?

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yeah i don't understand why it's such a big sticking point for so many. It's like wearing sneakers to an interview. You don't want to give the interviewer any excuse to turn you down.

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Literally every comment I've seen saying you should bring the iced coffee just kind of ignores the fact that there are going to be multiple other people interviewing this job who are qualified and need the job as much as you do. So why risk appearing too casual over this?

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there's a version of this in DC where people film themselves driving around and complaining about how bike lanes and sidewalks

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good point. plus you can make espressos for the whole hiring committee.

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you might be 1 of 10 or 20 people being interviewed for the job. the hiring committee or manager needs to reject all but 1. If I'm down to two candidates who are otherwise roughly equal, I'm probably not going to pick the one who didn't seem as serious about the job.

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You probably shouldn't bring an iced coffee to a job interview if the job involves working in an office. I find it kinda weird that this is controversial. Most job vacancies have multiple candidates, so whether the hiring manager is a nice person doesn't really matter.

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he's dressed like a low level mob associate

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