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Ken Stachnik

@kenstachnik.bsky.social
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filmmaker, bread baker, gardener, and dog dad to Freddie Potatoes

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17h
Like displaying heads on pikes
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Andrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 16h
your emails cannot find me
Iggy the Bread Dog resting (RIP to a real one)
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh Brother Where Art Thou was like 200% better
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 02/10/2026
Filming has wrapped on TWILIGHT OF THE DEAD. Based on a treatment written by George A. Romero. Greg Nicotero will handle the makeup effects. Kate Beckinsale stars. The last vestiges of humanity are trapped between warring factions & an undead threat.
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Film Crit Hulk @filmcrithulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact they could have the single most critical AND commercially successful year ever in 2025 and now this is the fucking writing on the wall. Burn the autocrats with fire. Rebuild the new
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let Terrance Malick make a Cormac McCarthy movie
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has everyone seen this??? I had not and I loved it!
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow a new Johnny Depp movie for me to skip.
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Jack Badelaire @jbadelaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brutal and deserved. 💥💥💥
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kill me
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/12/2023
good afternoon to this couple and this couple only
young woman in a cropped tee reading
CUNT ERA
standing beside a young man in a tee reading
I'M HIGH AS FUCK AND HAVE A GUN IN MY BACKPACK
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if Nolan extends Zeus' law to hiring
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Think im gonna see a man about a wooden horse tomorrow
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im sure watching Michael Collins Will make me someone reasonable and able to negotiate with
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/06/2025
I'm often asked what Democratic politicians can do to learn from pro wrestling and combat Republican neokayfabe The simplest answer to that question is just, "Practice doing Dusty Rhodes's 1985 'Hard Times' promo in front of the mirror every morning until you really MEAN it" 🗣️ #wrestlesky #polisky
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna learn to make everything here from scratch just in case www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9KD...
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Gillian Anderson Eats Her Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwHQ...
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"The Skinemax vampire boom: A genre that streaming erased on purpose"
YouTube video by Vampire Beauties
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No you bought another track suit
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/11/2024
My finest work:
Prince Harry:

You see, Luigi and Sonic — they're lovers. More than that, they're life partners. They got married.
And Tails - Miles Prower - is their biological son. Sonic got pregnant with Luigi's baby and he is Tails. Someday, Luigi will die and Tails will replace him as a Mario Brother.
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might actually die
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate this shit so fucking much country is not the music of the "white working class" it's the music of car dealership owners who drive F-150s and wear cowboy hats. This whole "country is actually the counter-culture" shit is pushed by the white ruling class Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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haversack @hsack121.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop eating octopuses.. A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Theater lights of Dune
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Jack Badelaire @jbadelaire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love Freddie Potatoes so much and his poppa Ken is pretty cool too. 😍
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In honor of Hallween here is my dog playing all the parts in a movie-- The Aristocrat
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like the Beigeification of normality should be something we should be madder about
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Which movie???
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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This one? Well done, you.
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LITERALLY A NEW CAT JUST DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BUM...
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First new feline species in 100 years discovered in Bolivian forest
YouTube video by ABC News
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Carrie Fisher flirtily stealing Peter Weller's glasses was possibly the sexiest a woman has ever been
Four photos of Carrie taking and wearing Peter's glasses
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Peter Weller and Carrie Fisher just saw you from across the club, and they want to know if you'd be their unicorn
Peter Weller and Carrie Fisher, 1980
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Carrie Fisher looked at future ROBOCOP star Peter Weller during a 1980 Giorgio Armani afterparty
Carrie Fisher looking sexily at Peter Weller
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resident Evil is, I assume, about a land lord with a terrible tennant?
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 16/09/2026
curated meme by seraphsfire on Tumblr in three panels; first panel is Nero of Star Trek (2009) on the Enterprise viewscreen, his face close to the camera and oddly stretched; second panel is Spock, with caption: Oh my god; third panel, Spock continues: What the fuck is wrong with the aspect ratio
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you wont use your platform. You don't deserve one.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Josie and the Pussycats will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Josie and the Pussycats
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congress should pass a bill that says you can dip on 3 months of work
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026
That’s right. Tummy time again
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Between Ice and Cia-- cooking schools are gonna need a serious rebrand
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wanna start a band called Talent or Ideology
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@baddestmamajama.bsky.social My Hooters 9/11 shirt always says citation needed
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think whoever insisted on The Huntsman: Winter’s War still wakes up in a cold sweat at night.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Call Me by Your Ishmael
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Ken Stachnik @kenstachnik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd bet Digger is going to be everything Forrest Gump pretended to be
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