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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The SNL 50th anniversary show being on a Sunday night is incredibly dumb.
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ACLU of Florida @aclufl.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trayvon Martin should be celebrating his 30th birthday today.
BLACK LIVES MATTER
"If you really want to support Trayvon Martin and all our young people, knowing that our children's lives matter, then just do your part."
Sybrina Fulton
Trayvon's Mom
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ACLU @aclu.org · 04/02/2025
BREAKING: President Trump has withdrawn the U.S. from the United Nations Human Rights Council. This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 04/02/2025
My staff is hearing reports from Head Start programs in Oregon that they're still locked out of federal funds. My office is doing everything it can to get more info and get funds flowing before providers have to start closing their doors.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Guys, be kind, but I don't get the Fantastic Four trailer or reboot.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"I, like many Venezuelans, was very supportive of President Trump..." "Betrayed. We feel betrayed. More than betrayed. Beyond betrayed...” www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
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Venezuelans in U.S. call Trump's move to end deportation protections a 'betrayal'
Trump's order revoking TPS status for almost 350,000 Venezuelans in 60 days would be 'suicidal' for some if they're sent back; others would be jailed, an activist said.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/02/2025
"We're pleased to present this updated org chart that captures our system of governance (which management scientists term “Kafkaesque bureaucracy meets Lord of the Files,” though no one understands these references since we cut our literature requirements)."
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An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
In accordance with our informal tradition of updating documents every thirty years, whether they need it or not, our university is pleased to prese...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Ohhhhh my god i ran a quick errand and didn't buy an iced coffee? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I may need this on my bumper.
Sticker that reads "F'Elon and the Felon".
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I don’t think I would ever make fun of Canadians even if I wanted to. I think if you grew up in the 80s or 90s in the US, you’ve always had, at least, the sneaking suspicion that they are MUCH funnier than we are.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
In 2020 I lived with my brother, who had a dog I could pet any time I wanted. It's now 2025 and I live in my own house. So I will be getting a dog.
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My kingdom for a date with someone who has this kind of depth. #GabrielBasso
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
We need the federal government to fund grants ASAP. The chain reaction that could occur is unbearable to think about. Kids without free meals at school. Illnesses that aren’t being researched at hospitals. Special Ed students not being able to access curriculum. It’s terrifying and we’re on day 8
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is such great news. For so long Amazon has had a chokehold on ebooks. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/b...
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Indie Bookstores Will Soon Be Able to Sell E-Books
Bookshop, a site that lets independent, bricks-and-mortar bookshops sell their books online, is launching an app that will allow the sales of e-books, too.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social #tuberculosis
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Cory @coryjean.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
PRONOUNS
AND
THE PEOPLE PICKING YOUR VEGETABLES
ARENOT-THE PROBLEM
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Wynter @wynter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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The Earl of Orkney 💙 @earloforkney.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Christmas confessions: I didn’t like the Beyonce halftime show until she left the tunnel and then I was mesmerized. A Complete Unknown was solid, but Timothee Chalamet was outstanding. I’ve been farting the entire day and no one has figured it out.
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Bostonian in DC @bostonianindc.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
There’s snow better team in the league ❄️☘️
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’m all for second chances, but this is insane. His second chance shouldn’t get to be this fancy.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Michael Kelly can get it. Now and forever.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Sometimes you just have to take a chip clip from a low priority bag and put it on a high priority bag, it’s not personal or anything
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Most tags I’ve ever put in a book that wasn’t assigned to me. Knocked me on my ass and made me think.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Please take ten minutes this week or next and have your kid write their teacher a note to say happy holidays, thanks, happy new year, or whatever! Gifts are nice but unnecessary. I’ve thrown away many mugs, but very few notes. #holidays #teachers
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
@universalhub.com my friend lives above the Trader Joe’s in Allston and Swat is there. Any idea what’s going on?
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Katie (Taylor's Version) 🇮🇪 @hoaxstan.swifties.social · 08/12/2024
Whatever happens tonight. I had the time of my life clowning with you 🫶🤡
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Someone at SNL saw that video of Paul Mescal on the Roman balcony singing Pavarotti and ran with it. Bless them.
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Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
27 years ago, ‘GOOD WILL HUNTING’ was released.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/12/2024
"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bastards about six weeks ago, but I pushed it, and shit got real on me."
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It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bas...
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is, to put it mildly, fucking horrific. www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne...
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Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield Won’t Pay for the Complete Duration of Anesthesia for Patients’ Surgical Procedures
In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or pro...
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What did people make for dinner? Mine was poached eggs, rice, kimchi and a drizzle of Japanese bbq sauce.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Having Sza and Kendrick come play my hometown stadium on a Monday night is not the energy this Tuesday needed. A Monday?? Come onnnnn.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m reading Greta & Valdin, and it’s like if the Roses had phds and instead of ending up in Schitt’s Creek, they’re kiwis. It’s the quirkiest, funniest shit. Where is the plot going? Who cares!
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I need to see Sing Sing.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Harry having to let himself “be collected” by Horace could’ve been gross, but in the movies it’s hilarious.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s time for me to finally admit something. I shipped Luna and Harry. Apologies to Ginny. She didn’t do anything wrong.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 27/11/2024
If only there was some way to remove viruses from milk www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California, health officials say
California health officials warned the public to avoid drinking one batch of whole raw milk from Raw Farm, which has issued a voluntary recall.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I mean this in the most polite way - I despise these unis. #Celtics
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Lioness pulls me in every week. What else should I be watching that has a similar vibe?
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Know him.
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Kaitlin @kemattison.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
50 years old. Now I’m curious about other years.
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