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Kelly

@kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social
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Gardener, pet parent, lgbtq ally, feminist, doctor of audiology. Happily married and living in NYS. Always down to clown if onion rings are involved.

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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes!!! I saw her in concert this summer, her voice is out of this world, better than ever 😭
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hell yeah, I just saw them in concert this past spring in Albany, NY! They're still so good!!
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
gonna go wake up my husband so I can start bothering him for the day ❤️❤️
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
McCloud!
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McCloud! - MST3K Pod People
YouTube video by GiantAntBaby
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Big McLarge Huge gets me every time 😆
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can someone just once be like, "What's 9x7?" Or "What's the capital of NY?" because I don't think he could answer
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Birthday buddies! It's my birthday too 🎉🎉
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you bite your fucking thumb at me?
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are adults, why are they not being arrested and going to jail??? Why do they get out of a crime because they're in college?? Disgusting
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
El Orphanato 😞❤️
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: I'm not having any side effects from the hormones I'm taking! Also me: cried watching The Magic School Bus episode about bats (they're so cool), took a two hour nap, eats twice as many calories as normal. Me: Yup, no side effects!
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just re-watched Poltergeist last night, I forgot how good it is!! "YOU MOVED THE HEADSTONES, BUTCHA DIDNT MOVE THE BODIES??!!" -my new vocal stim for the next several weeks
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Harper's Island! Only one season on purpose, and it's so good!
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This cute little gem isn't my favorite but it's at least an honorable mention!
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Coraline Soundtrack "Other Father Song" They Might Be Giants
YouTube video by MNRK Music Group
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i guess they can track a woman across 5 states who's trying to get reproductive care but a semi full of beer is basically a romulan cloaking device
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dracula by tame Impala featuring Jennie
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I got to the part where you had to like, open a wardrobe and then it turned into a dark hallway, and I was just like, I can't do this, I'm soooo tense haha
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I couldn't ever finish it, it was too scary 😂
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Onboard Navvy @onboard-navvy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Well I'm sorry S, but that's not even a challenge. More like one of those larks where the lad throws the basketball over their shoulder and it goes straight in, no backboard. The song Patti Harrison wrote for Dua Lipa. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jwg...
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Patti Harrison Performs the Song She Wrote for Dua Lipa
YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yes, yes and yes! I forgot how creepy Oxenfree was!! Dead space is soooo good with it's creepy atmosphere and jump scares. Space freaks me out *shudders*
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This radio DJ gave me a dopamine rush like I have only felt when smoking weed and tobacco at the same time. this literally made me feel high hearing this. This dj session went on for like 20 mins and had all kinds of Dad rock. I would like a recording please. Please. plz.
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm so sorry you hear me laughing and talking at the end, but you have to understand I felt pure joy in my CORE. like this AWAKENED me like I'm some kind of dumb ass transformer, only it transformed me into a functional adult for the day
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
PLEASE enjoy 30 seconds of this obscene radio-dj dance remix of Living on a Prayer!! This played at 8:11am EST last Friday on fly 92.3 in Albany, NY. literally, God bless whoever made this, I have not laughed nor felt this much joy in so long 😭🔥🔥
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Poison Ivy 🌿
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is so cute, I would maybe even print out the photo and hang it in my kitchen as decor
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Some people put grapes in potato salad so maybe strawberries wouldn't be too bad? Maybe I'd try it if someone made it... Haha
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also the number of trees and the plant life that would totally take over yards, buildings, streets!!! It wouldn't take long for roads to disappear under groundcover without regular use. All yards would have tree saplings coming up and overgrown bushes/plants. People would get ticks!!
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That kid deserved soooo much better 😞
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Obviously I don't know the details, but I'm so sad thinking about how that child has parents who gave him away to a (not great) out-of-state boarding program, asked to never be contacted about him unless he had a significant health issue, and then never contacted or visited him, even before he died.
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My husband works in special education, and he attended a funeral for one of the kids today. He said that the kids family all live out of state and nobody, not even his parents came to the funeral. He said the parents watched on video feeds- his dad watched the service while driving his car.
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Choked on my joint reading that, thank you 😆😆
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/07/2026
Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Her (not Catholic): what does communion bread taste like? Me (ex catholic, likely hell-bound): definitely not sweet, more saviour-y
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Anky lovers, unite!
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Even part of the floor upstairs is see-through! Only the first floor would be safe with a visitor over 😆 😭
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gonna be a hard no from me, a person who frequently wears skirts and dresses 😂
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh no 😞
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no, I'm so sorry for your loss 😞
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 28/06/2026
Theyve mobilized faster against this than anything in the past 10 years and to me that pretty much says it all and justifies what so many have said about them collectively for anyone willing to pay attention
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A beach tent is the only way I can survive on a beach, highly recommend!
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“I say we take off and nuke the Reflecting Pool from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Ellen Ripley as the Standing Up Guy painting by Norman Rockwell
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Purposefully telling people "Happy Juneteenth!!" To see who is annoyed (bad person) and who says thanks/same to you (good/normal person)
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I saw it twice in theatres and I think I'd go again? Idk it was so good in every way
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Garden is pruned, bushes are planted, and now the sprinkler is watering everything and lightly pattering the window-- I think I might rest my eyes for a few mins ... 😉
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Kelly @kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sad thought of the day, but as a child who grew up with parents who were unwilling to do this stuff with me, I feel like this is actually fine? I think parents already doing good bedtime routines will continue doing them and this feels like a nice bedtime comfort for kids with bad parents 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pikachu learns it is complicit in war crimes
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
ALT: Surprised Pikachu Meme
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