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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The entire point of "fuck you" money is the ability to say "fuck you" to dumb shit like this.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I got a gold guy if you want to zhuzh this place up."
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This from a man who has tricked out the Oval in so much gilt that the shade of Marie Antoinette thinks, "Really?"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth, Wind and Fire Day to all who celebrate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Die Trying was published almost 30 years ago and still holds up.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ironic because that motherfucker definitely has it.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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It's a Trap!
ALT: It's a Trap!
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LOL
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a pilonidal abscess* *Do not Google that on a full stomach.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Drop a gif of a movie you quote from all the time and the quote if it's there.
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Dan Akroyd Funny
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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this fucking dewpoint can go fuck itself right in its fucking face
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Post your hottest music take. Mine is Hole was better than Nirvana and Courtney Love was the talent in that relationship.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think I speak for everyone when I ask, "What?"
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Eddie Murphy as Reverend Brown: Can I get an Amen!
ALT: Eddie Murphy as Reverend Brown: Can I get an Amen!
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Like some leper messiah...
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stoner's rug gets stolen.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The regime and its lackeys hate nothing more than someone who knows their rights and won't back down. They should be mortified to be hassling someone for Wrongthink.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Al Gardenia
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I wish I wasn't getting my Platner ick validated but here we are. Can't wait for the Platner bros to tell us we're just uptight bitches, it's just a little light sexual assault. Waiting for Bernie Sanders to keep proving me right about him too. Fuck that guy.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Atsuko Suwa (諏訪温子), contemporary Japanese painter specializing in Nihonga (traditional Japanese painting) #Womensart
Painting featuring the upper half of a ginger and white cat sniffing a white and pink flower against a green background
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Cucumbers. Melon. Fucking LIMA BEANS.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Twitter user libertyqueen556:

Life beings at constipation. You arent arguing with and its not my problem you have an issue with basic science.
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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is important.
An image of a computational fluid dynamics study of a standard, shorthaired Guinea pig.
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Armand Sarlangue @armandsarlangue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Misty atmosphere and soft golden light in Tuscany…
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
RIP Rob Base. "It Takes Two" was inescapable in the summer of '88 and is still a stone-cold banger.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
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Karen Black in Trilogy Of Terror Jump Scare
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
We absolutely do not have to give him credit. I can't wait to see how hard he eventually memory-holes this entire episode.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm sure it's fine.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey.
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sometimes the ads write themselves.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.
A scruffy looking brown dog with hair coming out of his ears
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yikes
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My mother had the hardtop version of this land yacht Chevy Caprice, only hers was metallic poop brown. It was so big we called it the QEII.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 05/05/2026
Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
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a man in a white tank top is saying `` i lost my hand '' while standing in a room .
ALT: a man in a white tank top is saying `` i lost my hand '' while standing in a room .
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Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You know a politician is in deep shit when they start legalizing weed. See: Cuomo in NY right before he left.
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Rick Garrett @ricksrambles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
40 Years ago today, Geraldo Rivera opened the vault of Al Capone on live TV. Who remembers all the build up to this?
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...
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