Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The entire point of "fuck you" money is the ability to say "fuck you" to dumb shit like this. 010
Reposted by KellyThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174933321
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"I got a gold guy if you want to zhuzh this place up." 100
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This from a man who has tricked out the Oval in so much gilt that the shade of Marie Antoinette thinks, "Really?" 000
Reposted by KellyMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY 258144236836
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Happy Earth, Wind and Fire Day to all who celebrate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...youtube.comEarth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO 010
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Die Trying was published almost 30 years ago and still holds up. 010
Reposted by Kellysean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 1685982344
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a pilonidal abscess* *Do not Google that on a full stomach. 000
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Drop a gif of a movie you quote from all the time and the quote if it's there.static.klipy.comDan Akroyd FunnyALT: Dan Akroyd Funny 000
Reposted by KellyNYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this fucking dewpoint can go fuck itself right in its fucking face 061
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Post your hottest music take. Mine is Hole was better than Nirvana and Courtney Love was the talent in that relationship. 020
Reposted by KellyHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us. 1306168554861
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.static.klipy.comEddie Murphy as Reverend Brown: Can I get an Amen!ALT: Eddie Murphy as Reverend Brown: Can I get an Amen! 020
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The regime and its lackeys hate nothing more than someone who knows their rights and won't back down. They should be mortified to be hassling someone for Wrongthink. 010
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I wish I wasn't getting my Platner ick validated but here we are. Can't wait for the Platner bros to tell us we're just uptight bitches, it's just a little light sexual assault. Waiting for Bernie Sanders to keep proving me right about him too. Fuck that guy. 000
Reposted by Kellywomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Atsuko Suwa (諏訪温子), contemporary Japanese painter specializing in Nihonga (traditional Japanese painting) #Womensart 52320368
Reposted by KellyA Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This is important. 15563241467
Reposted by KellyArmand Sarlangue @armandsarlangue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Misty atmosphere and soft golden light in Tuscany… 2346763
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 23/05/2026RIP Rob Base. "It Takes Two" was inescapable in the summer of '88 and is still a stone-cold banger. 110
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"static.klipy.comKaren Black in Trilogy Of Terror Jump ScareALT: Karen Black in Trilogy Of Terror Jump Scare 010
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 20/05/2026We absolutely do not have to give him credit. I can't wait to see how hard he eventually memory-holes this entire episode. 010
Reposted by KellySeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville. 55305683247
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 06/05/2026My mother had the hardtop version of this land yacht Chevy Caprice, only hers was metallic poop brown. It was so big we called it the QEII. 000
Reposted by KellyDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 05/05/2026Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct 261114792201
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.media.tenor.coma man in a white tank top is saying `` i lost my hand '' while standing in a room .ALT: a man in a white tank top is saying `` i lost my hand '' while standing in a room . 010
Kelly @kellyapostol.bsky.social · 24/04/2026You know a politician is in deep shit when they start legalizing weed. See: Cuomo in NY right before he left. 000
Reposted by KellyRick Garrett @ricksrambles.bsky.social · 21/04/202640 Years ago today, Geraldo Rivera opened the vault of Al Capone on live TV. Who remembers all the build up to this? 2671760124
Reposted by Kelly𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ... 497156582376