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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 23h

wtf is this RAIN doing on my FRIDAY NIGHT

NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

NEW YORK CITY, SUMMER GIVES US ONE LAST WEIRD FAREWELL TODAY, WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S OCTOBER, GET OUT OF HERE YOU EIGHTY DEGREE HIGHS. ALSO, IT RAINS SUNDAY NIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK, GET OUT OF MY WEEKEND YOU FUKKIN PRECIPITATION. GLORIOUS OTHERWISE. FRI: 86°/62° SAT: 73°/59° SUN: 66°/60° EVENIN' RAIN

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY WE THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH SUMMER ... BUT NO, NO, NOT YET. I GUESS I COULD COMPLAIN? YEAH, OK, I'LL COMPLAIN. FUCK THESE 80 DEGREE HIGHS! WE DESERVE MILD MID-70 TEMPERATURES! IT'S FUCKING AUTUMN IN MOTHERFUCKING NEW YORK!!! TUE: 73°/61° WED: 77°/67° THU: 80°/68° FRI: 85°/65° <-- WTF

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

HOW CONCERNED ARE WE ACTUALLY ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING NOR'EASTER. LIKE ON A SCALE OF 0 TO 2. 0 IS MEH 2 IS MARGINALLY PERPLEXED.

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY... AND THEN THAT MOTHER. FUCKING. WEEKEND. RAIN. WILL IT NEVER END? WHAT MUST WE DO TO KEEP THIS WETNESS OUT OF OUR WEEKENDS??? WHY WON'T THE MAYOR do something. FRI: 75°/60° SAT: 63°/59° FUKKIN NOR'EASTER SUN: 65°/61° RAIN, WIND

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I HEARD THE WORDS "SWEATER WEATHER" SAID ALOUD TODAY. IT IS TIME.

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

IF DOORDASH WAS RIPPING THIS MANY WORKERS OFF IN NYC JUST IMAGINE WHAT THEIR NUMBERS ARE LIKE NATIONWIDE

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

MOTHERFUCKING AUTUMN IS IN MOTHERFUCKING BLOOM! HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FALL.

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY READ IT AND WEEP... TEARS OF MOTHERFUCKING JOY. FALL IS HERE, FALL IS HERE, FALL IS FUKKIN HERE! MON: 74°/61° TUE: 66°/58° WED: 69°/56° NICE THU: 69°/57° SO NICE FRI: 71°/61° EVENING RAIN RIGHT IN TIME FOR THE FUCKING WEEKEND

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

god DAMN new york city it is MOTHERFUCKING PERFECT outside

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY TODAY SUCKS, SATURDAY IS DIAMOND AND SUNDAY WE'VE GOT RAIN ALL DAY, WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK THE RAIN, IF THERE'S A SINGLE ISSUE THAT'S GOING TO TANK @mayor.nyc.gov IN THE POLLS IT'S THE FUCKING WEEKEND RAIN do something CMON. FRI: 84°/63° SAT: 73°/65° SUN: 71°/63° RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY THIS BLISSFUL MORNING BREEZE IS NOT FOREVER BUT WHAT IS? TUESDAY IS THE SWEET SPOT THIS WEEK, IT GETS A SHADE WARM THE CLOSER WE GET TO FRIDAY. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 78°/59° TUE: 75°/63° WED: 83°/69° THU: 83°/72° FRI: 84°/67°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

FUCK YES THIS AUTOMATED PHOTO OF THE HUDSON RIVER, FUCK YES.

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN ON THE WEEKENDS BRUZZ WTF

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY THE MORNINGS ARE GETTIN BETTER BUT WE'VE STILL GOT WORK TO DO ON THE AFTERNOONS. ALSO, SUNDAY, IT'S DRIZZLING FOR HALF THE DAY WHICH IS SOME GRADE-A WEEKEND RAIN BULLLLLSHIT MISTER MAYOR cc @mayor.nyc.gov FRI: 84°/64° NEVER FORGET SAT: 81°/73° SUN: 84°/69° RAIN FOR MOST OF THE MORNING

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY IT IS GD 🌟🌟PRISTINE🌟🌟 OUTSIDE RN AND WE'VE GOT MORE OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL FALL MORNINGS COMING OUR WAY THIS WEEK AS WE GRAPPLE WITH AFTERNOON HIGHS IN THE FUKKIN 80's. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 83°/65° TUE: 84°/69° WED: 86°/74° THU: 86°/68° FRI: 80°/64°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY IT IS HOT TODAY, WARM SATURDAY, AND ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY GODDAMNED DIVINE ON SUNDAY. WE'VE GOT A 10 OUT OF 10, YEA, NOT JUST A JEWEL BUT A DIAMOND OF A MOTHERFUCKER COMING OUR WAY. PREP THE PICNIC BLANKETS AND ROLL THE SPLIFFS. FRI: 88°/69° SAT: 82°/66° SUN: 76°/63° PERFECT MON: 81°/65°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

so freaking perfect for an early september evening rn nyc

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY THE RAIN IT'S COMING AND THANK FUCKING GOD IT'S RAINING ON WEEKDAYS AND NOT (WELL NOT YET) WEEKENDS BECAUSE HONEST TO GOD IF WE LOSE ANOTHER WEEKEND DAY TO RAIN IMMA COMPLAIN TO THE MON: 81°/72° MAYBE RAIN TUE: 83°/72° STORMS WED: 83°/69° PM RAIN THU: 75°/71° RANDO RAIN FRI: 85°/68°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY I CAN'T GET OVER HOW CHILL OUR MORNINGS ARE IT'S FUCKING DIVINE I'VE MISSED THIS I JUST WISH THE CHILL LASTED LONGER BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT FALL IS FOR HELL YEAH SWEATER WEATHER. FRI: 84°/66° SCATTERED THUNDERSTORMS THRU TO MID-AFTERNOON SAT: 81°/66° SUN: 85°/73°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY WE ARE GRACEFULLY, SLOWLY, SLIDING INTO MOTHERFUCKIN’ AUTUMN. CHECK OUT THOSE PRISTINE OVERNIGHT LOWS FUKKIN LOVE THAT SHIT GD. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 82°/65° TUE: 82°/66° WED: 84°/72° THU: 82°/72° INTERMITTENT STORMS ALL DAY LONG FRI: 85°/68° MORNIN’ RAIN

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

May We All Survive Tonight's One AM Flash Floods

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY THE ABSOLUTE JUICE IN THIS WEEKEND'S FORECAST IS THE RETURN OF LOWS IN TO 60s, FUCKING LOVE TO SEE IT, IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG, HELL YEAH, MORE OF THIS PLEASE. FRI: 80°/69° SAT: 78°/71° <-- KIND OF PERFECT SUN: 82°/66° MORNING RAIN

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY, THIS WEEK'S WEATHER IS FINE. WE GET SOME RAIN LATER ON HEADING INTO THE WEEKEND (DAMMIT), BUT OTHERWISE... YEAH, IT'S FINE. MON: 86°/74° TUE: 87°/71° WED: 89°/74° THU: 85°/72° RAIN FRI: 79°/71° RAIN

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY WE'LL HAVE FUCKING RAIN AGAIN (THIS IS ON YOU @mayor.nyc.gov!) THIS WEEKEND BUT IT WON'T BE UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT SO... IT COULD BE WORSE. WEEKEND COULD BE WORSE. FUCK THE DEW POINT FOREVER. FRI: 88°/70° SAT: 85°/71° SUN: 81°/74° EVENING RAIN

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY, YOUR WEATHER ISN'T HOT ENOUGH TO SCORCH BUT ISN'T COOL ENOUGH TO OFFER ANY RELIEF – IT'S IT THE HOT MIDDLE, THIS UGLY YET NOT AWFUL PLACE. I MEAN, DEFINITELY, FUCK ALL THIS, BUT YEH, IT COULD BE WORSE. MON: 90°/74° TUE: 90°/74° WED: 87°/73° THU: 88°/73° EVENING RAIN FRI: 88°/68°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

79° AT 8 A.M.? 75 DEGREE DEW POINT? FUCK OFF SUNDAY NOBODY WANTS YOU

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'VE GOT A BUCKET OF SHIT THAT I WISH THIS STORM WOULD WASH AWAY SO MIGHT AS WELL START WITH IT. OH STORM, I BESEECH YOU, PLEASE PUT AN END TO 1. THIS INSUFFERABLE HUMIDITY 2. THE RICHIE RICHES COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PIED A TERRE CRAP 3. $4,000/MONTH STUDIOS 4. THE REST OF THE NYC HOUSING CRISIS 5.

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT HOT AND STICKY DAYS, THE HEAT DOESN'T GO AWAY AT NIGHT AND ON TOP OF THAT IT'S FUKKIN SOUPY AF OUT THERE. THIS IS SOME FOUR-OUT-OF-FOUR HORSEMAN WEATHER. FRI: 92°/77°, 73° DEW POINT (it bad) SAT: 92°/76°, 72° DEW POINT (so bad) SUN: 94°/75°, 68° DEW POINT (too nasty)

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

HOW THE FUCK IS IT FUCKING 87 DEGREES AT 9 PM riddle me this

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

this fucking dewpoint can go fuck itself right in its fucking face

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

NEW YORK CITY... IT'S WARM... IT'S WET... IT'S THIS WEEK'S WEATHER. DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA. MON: 85°/68° THUNDERSTORMS TUE: 86°/71° WED: 83°/75° THU: 91°/77° EVENING THUNDERSTORMS FRI: 90°/76° EVENING THUNDERSTORMS

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

NYC WHAT CAN I SAY THIS WEEKEND COULD BE BETTER IT COULD BE WORSE. BUT, I WILL SAY THIS: NO FUCKING RAIN. AT LEAST UNTIL LATE SUNDAY NIGHT. THANK U @mayor.nyc.gov AND PLS KEEP THE WEEKEND RAIN AWAY. FRI: 86°/72° SAT: 86°/74° SUN: 84°/75°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

NYC THIS IS NOT THE JULY SEND-OFF YOU'D THINK WE WOULD BE HAVING HERE IN THIS GREAT CITY BUT HOLY HELL I'LL TAKE IT. HIGHS IN THE UPPER 70s? FUCK YES, HELL YEAH, SOCK IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE. MON: 84°/72° FAKE STORMS TUE: 79°/71° REAL STORMS WED: 78°/70° A COUPLE CUTE STORMS THU: 82°/69° FRI: 80°/69°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Y'ALL, NEW YORK CITY, WE DID IT: THERE'S ZERO RAIN IN THIS WEEKEND'S FORECAST. PLAN YOUR PICNICS, YOUR BEACH DAYS, YOUR PROSPECT PARK GALAVANTING, AND PLAN IT WORRY-FREE. NO FUCKING RAIN. PLUS OVERNIGHT LOWS IN THE 60s. HELL YEAH. FRI: 82°/67° SAT: 82°/65° SUN: 84°/69°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

NEW YORK CITY IT'S SURPRISINGLY CHILL THIS WEEK, NOTHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE, WATCH OUT FOR TUESDAY... PARTY ON. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 82°/71° TUE: 79°/73° BIG STORMY GUYS WED: 86°/66° THU: 82°/65° FRI: 82°/68°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

TOO MUCH WEATHER TOO MUCH TOO MUCH IOAERJVSORIJOISERKSDFUUUUUUCK IS THAT THE SUN?

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

AS MUCH AS I DETEST WEEKEND RAIN I HATE WEEKEND WILDFIRE SMOKE EVEN MORE SO IF THIS FUCKING RAIN CAN WASH AWAY THAT SHITTY SMOKE FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS THEN THAT WILL BE A WIN and if that's too much to ask well fuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeeeee

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

NEW YORK CITY, YET AGAIN WE MUST PLAN FOR THE UNTHINKABLE. YET AGAIN WE MUST CARRY WITH US DEFENSES AGAINST THE ELEMENTS. YEA, YET AGAIN, WE HAVE RAIN ON THE WEEKEND. SOMEBODY (AHEM, @mayor.nyc.gov) MAKE IT STOP. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. FRI: 87°/73° SAT: 80°/72° AFTERNOON STORMS SUN: 82°/66°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

THIS SMOKE CAN SUCK A GANGRENE-Y DONKEY DICK

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

NOT EVEN 8 A.M. AND IT'S ALREADY OVER 80 DEGREES OUT.... FUCKING NOPE!

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