i know this isn't the point but can you imagine for the rest of your life in your 2 truths and a lie you can put down "bitten by selma blair"
Kelley Greene
@kelleygreene.bsky.social
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Writer, satirist, chronically online. Currently @ Buzzfeed. Work in The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, etc. New Substack post every Friday (TMI - Too Much Internet). linktr.ee/kelleygreene
