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Kellen Murack

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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you think about it, ‘10 Cloverfield Lane’ is an adaptation of this already.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Ninja Turtles have the potential to do the funniest thing ever.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Horribly unfortunate co-director credits.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The U.S. intelligence community thinks the A.I. apocalypse narrative science fiction www.kenklippenstein.com/p/is-the-ai-...
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Is the AI Apocalypse for Real?
What the intelligence community thinks
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/08/2026
Damon Lindelof and Tom King on the shocking twist of ‘LANTERNS’ Episode 1: “There were all these reasons not to do it, but the story kept pushing us to do it anyway.” Get the full quote... discussingfilm.net/2026/08/16/l...
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'Lanterns' Creators Explain Episode 1's Shocking Twist Ending (Exclusive)
Lanterns co-creators Damon Lindelof and Tom King break down the shocking twist ending of the HBO show's first episode.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just watched 1st 5 eps of The Fall & Rise of Reggie Dinkins on a flight. I laughed loudly and clapped a lot. Constant A+ jokes & cast is killer. Erika Alexander as Tracy Morgan’s ex-wife/current manager is magnificent. 1000x funnier than most other shit calling itself comedy these days.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Directed by Shawn Levy.”
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
‘Moana’ would’ve made $3 billion if they’d just put The Rock in an inflatable sumo suit with a GoPro and set him adrift in the Atlantic.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Rapist
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Typical woke media barging in and ruining our dear leader’s second nap of the day.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We go way back
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
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"I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity
ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sometimes things just don't work out. We encourage our fans seeking images of Snow White with 7 tits so each dwarf can nurse at ths same time to pursue traditional methods.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I feel like we’re close to seeing the far-right push the narrative that feminism is the direct cause of the male loneliness epidemic, and they will try to spin it as “standards for men have gotten out of hand, and these women need to understand what a ‘normal’ man actually is: my obese son Chuzz.”
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 28/01/2026
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“Somehow, Lightning McQueen returned.”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
MAGA is more upset about Spanish music coming from their TVs than Trump’s DOJ actively covering for pedophiles
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m no Trump supporter but the Melania doc isn’t as bad as some are saying. The part where she’s watching work on the East Wing & her eyes roll back in her head & she unhinges her jaw & eats a contractor’s head & arm is amazing.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
What I find hilarious about the new ‘Anaconda’ movie with Paul Rudd and Jack Black is that they want to remake their favorite movie from childhood. The first ‘Anaconda’ came out in 1997, when both actors were 28.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Donald Trump’s Rush Hour 4:
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Someone convince Trump he would like the R-Rated ‘The Last Ronin’ movie
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I want to see a Kendrick/Drake-level beef in the a cappella world.
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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 29/09/2025
Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
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Erik Malinowski @erikmalinowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
marge simpson krumping
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Trump just threatened to sue ABC again for allowing Jimmy Kimmel back on the air, which is SUPER weird, because all of these Republicans said that the decision to pull Kimmel’s show was a “business decision.”
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“….reportedly wrapped filming…….still writing the script.” Oh yeah, I get it. I tend to wipe my ass before taking my pants off.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Bang bang 🎉 I just finished a Reely! 🎬 Avengers: Infinity War (2018) → Endgame (2009) 1️⃣ Frames | 0️⃣ Hints 🔥 Streak: 5 days 🍿 Play here: playreely.com
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Reely — The Movie Connection Game
Connect two movies by linking movies and actors. Can you complete today’s Reely?
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
🎉 I just finished a Reely! 🎬 The Godfather (1972) → Eastern Promises (2007) 3️⃣ Frames | 0️⃣ Hints 🔥 Streak: 4 days 🍿 Play here: playreely.com
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Reely — The Movie Connection Game
Connect two movies by linking movies and actors. Can you complete today’s Reely?
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My friend Ernesto conducted this interview, and it’s phenomenal.
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
🎉 I just finished a Reely! 🎬 Eddington (2025) → Paddington (2014) 5️⃣ Frames | 0️⃣ Hints 🔥 Streak: 3 days 🍿 Play here: playreely.com
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Reely — The Movie Connection Game
Connect two movies by linking movies and actors. Can you complete today’s Reely?
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
🎉 I just finished a Reely! 🎬 Shazam! (2019) → Spider-Man (2002) 5️⃣ Frames | 0️⃣ Hints 🔥 Streak: 1 day 🍿 Play here: playreely.com
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Reely — The Movie Connection Game
Connect two movies by linking movies and actors. Can you complete today’s Reely?
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
🎉 I just finished a Reely! 🎬 Mission: Impossible (1996) → Salt (2010) 3️⃣ Frames | 0️⃣ Hints 🔥 Streak: 2 day 🍿 Play here: playreely.com
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Reely — The Movie Connection Game
Connect two movies by linking movies and actors. Can you complete today’s Reely?
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🎉 I just finished a Reely! 🎬 Superman (2025) → Wonder Woman (2017) 5️⃣ Frames | 0️⃣ Hints 🔥 Streak: 1 day 🍿 Play here: playreely.com
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Reely — The Movie Connection Game
Connect two movies by linking movies and actors. Can you complete today’s Reely?
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
FOLLOW UP AND ASK IF HE MADE THE DECISION! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This had better be an episode of “The Studio” next season.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
USA protesting Trump vs Trump's $45 million birthday parade. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsDay
Cities across the US protesting the Trump regimeTrump parade
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Kellen Murack @kellenmurack.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
today
The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point guyThe Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point again
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