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keelin

@keelin12ft.bsky.social
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• Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social • Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦 • Naturalized Chicagoan • Esteemed Critter • She/they 🍉

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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 8h
Who hasn’t backed into a sausage?
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 8h
Go Brewers
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He’s very mad because I also had to give him eyes drops and white his face off.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In his Eartha Kitt era.
Mr wendal wearing a leopard jumpsuit
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Guilty As Charged Ministry
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
United States v. @keelin12ft.bsky.social
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Slazo Says 'I Mean To Each Their Own I Guess'
ALT: Slazo Says 'I Mean To Each Their Own I Guess'
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sooooo many of my isolation hours were spent on that game.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Animal Crossing?
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He seems like he could be a switch. 🤷‍♀️
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Insert Name Here @persononthedl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How bad is this economy and inflation? It's Jim Cramer is saying Marx had some good points bad.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Go gently into that k-hole, Elon.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thanks!
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The regular season record comparison against Tampa Bay got me.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me too.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Animals look so strange, but they are 100% anatomically correct
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Did you this time of year that Albany Park becomes FALLbany Park?
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
being on bluesky
Tweet from furby Hancock:

Waiter: so how is everything?
Me: great!
Waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
UwU🥺👉👈 sexy Ed Gein
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hahahaha he is very grunty and it gets worse!
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hard agree. I watched them both almost in succession, and Lizzie Borden was almost a palate cleanser after Ed Gein, which is impressive considering how bad it also is. Just all goes off the rails. Also why does Ed Gain have a 6-pack? 😩
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Do you think it’s worse than Ed Gein?
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What in the Charlotte Russe
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just saw a person on IG refer to Shane Gillis as a “Grundle Guy“, and that is the perfect name for that particular human variant. 🤌
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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The One: There Can Be Only One
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
do ya like the smell of fear?
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
more like bitchtopher columbitch
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Enjoy the ride.” The ride:
The euthanasia coaster
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Both Jean Luc Picard
ALT: Both Jean Luc Picard
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ball knower^
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Been thinking about this post since Friday.
Someone on Reddit asked “is that his wiener or a snake?” Referring to a pic of pazuzu the demon entity from the exorcist. He’s protested as a creature made of many animals parts with his penis being a serpent.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you. 😌
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That would be too convenient!
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Helly Riggs on Hubris and Arrogance in Severance
ALT: Helly Riggs on Hubris and Arrogance in Severance
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It got an audible chuckle from me.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A minion crucified. It is wearing a white Sox hat and jersey
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Images that precede unfortunate events”.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She already knows she’s a gold star sicko and doesn’t need my validation. 🫡
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Chicago Marathon is for sickos (complimentary).
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Most importantly, long live Chicago.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great season for the White Sox. I went to the home opener and planned on going to more games regardless early in the season simply because they had Murakami. That alone was worth going. Everything else was 🍒.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Truly laid an egg.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ferris buellers day off scene at the set museum
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would support it.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trying to win a baseball game without hitting is so avant-garde.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ll take fingers of the finest Kirkland Brand whiskey you have over ice
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Getting tense at the Game 5 Pope viewing party
Cardinals smoking
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is for the best. It seems…needed.
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