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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 20h
Loving someone is a skill. Being in love? Easy as hell. Falling in love? Just happens. Loving someone though? That's work and it takes time and effort to get good at it. Some people are better parented and have it easier from the beginning, some people never put the work in and don't get good at all
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Not In Our Name (NION) Women @nionwomen.bsky.social · 20h
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's lunch time. My wife fell asleep while I was prepping her lunch. Gonna wake her up in 10 minutes, so she's had a 45 minute nap. Poor goose didn't sleep well last night
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My wife just achieved the rare burp that gets a 10/10 from everyone. Pretty sure if we had a Russian judge they'd have given her a 10 as well. Long, thunderous, and consistent! I need to up my burp game
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was whistled at and cat called constantly while in primary school uniform. Yknow, the green-and-white gingham dresses that explicitly scream 'under the age of 11'. The uniform doesn't protect kids. If anything, it signalled to a certain demographic that I was in their preferred age range
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The cat has decided that her wet food, which last week she was inhaling without chewing, is poison and not to be touched ever We just bought a month's supply of it
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any of my knitting friends down for helping my sister test a sock pattern she wrote? It's designed to scale to literally any size. www.ravelry.com/discuss/the-...
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will never understand people who stand directly in front of the train doors at rush hour. Mate, people are lined up down the middle of the carriage waiting to get off. You literally can't get on until they're all off. Just chill, there's 12 minutes before the train leaves, it's okay, you'll get on
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got the hairy eyeball in the toilets at Temple Meads station this morning. She didn't say anything, just did the 'conspicuously watching you' glare from when I walked in until I left. Stood by the sinks and waited for me to wash my hands, the works. I hope it was nothing and I'm overthinking it all
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because for a lot of men and women, dominating children is the only absolute, god-like power they will ever have in this existence.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
6:20am on a Tuesday and this tiny little rural station is packed for some reason. Like, it's not this busy on a Saturday mid-morning. Weird.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My wife is making plum bread. It smells amazing so far but apparently necessitates cuddling the mixing bowl full of dough to keep the yeast alive? I know nothing.
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Alison Rodger @alisonro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An educational video... m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSaV...
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Fascinating Aida - Dogging
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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This isn’t “tough love”, it’s parental abuse! - Supported and promoted by ‘gender critical’ activist-“journalist”, Abigail Shrier. “Is it okay to not care anymore?”… you never did! You prioritised your own bigotry over your own child! 😣
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever we play with Sooty with the laser pen, we always let her 'catch' the dot eventually by tossing a treat onto the floor and pointing the light at it, usually once she shows signs of getting tired. It means we have a guaranteed way of keeping her active, because she knows there's a reward
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mother in law is ADAMANT that she's neurotypical. She spent ages bending all of our spoons to a 'correct' angle last time she was here, because they were 'just not right'. She doesn't like our day to day knives either, and has to bring her own butter knife because no other knife spreads properly
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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"it's WHOOOO, steve." "fuck off." "seriously... it freaks everyone out when you scream 'WHYYYY' at 4am."
a great grey owl on a branch looking slumped over and exasperated. (john blumenkamp)
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having thoughts about growing my hair out again. Please give me your long hair horror stories. You gnarliest shower drains, your most risky windy-weather situations, your absolute worst 'did I just catch my hair in--' It used to take 24 hours to fully air dry after washing, I have so much of it
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Post on my local 'spotted in' group about 'foreign accented dark skinned men' trying to get two children into a car in a nearby town. Apparently there are 'multiple reports' but of course it's an anonymous post and no sources, police log numbers, or anything else cited. Guess we're getting a pogrom
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Kestrel Craig @biconoclast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey #DVparty, I'll be offering editorial notes on opening pages starting in about ten minutes. If you would like some feedback, go ahead and email your first five pages to kescraig AT herald-ish DOT com! www.youtube.com/live/9cBbF9v...
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I gotta stop reading Bluesky for a bit. At this rate my blood pressure will go so high I'll get a papercut and explosively decompress I just wish not reading about it would make the problem go away
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
oh you got tuberculosis? oh you're dying? fuck you. there's no ethical consumption under capitalism
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another day, another GP receptionist with a medical degree who is extremely skeptical that the symptoms we're describing warrant actual action being taken. We need to make university free again so that she can go become a doctor, considering how much she desperately wants to be one
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Tim Schofield 🌹 @timschofield.org.uk · 24/09/2026
Nigel Farage says an attack on Russia pushing disinformation in the UK is an attack on Reform UK When they tell you who they are, believe them.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thread Times like this you want to be listening to the people who've got actual knowledge, not just ideology
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy shit, we've hit £6k in less than 2 days. Thank you to everyone who has shared and donated so far. Your generosity and solidarity is genuinely overwhelming. No one should be imprisoned for opposing far right violence, and this guy has committed decades to antifascism. Absolutely the best of us.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are speedrunning fascism
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pizza party in the office? Fat bear week here I come! Gonna need two seats on the train home at this rate
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Making myself travel sick by being on my phone, but it's that or fall asleep on a crowded train
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very foggy today. Pretty. Triggers memories of trying to explain what fog is to a four year old who was still learning English. Settled on 'clouds that come up out of the ground' which she was charmed by. I miss that kid, I hope her and her mama are doing well.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it fat bear week? Has that started now? I'm still waiting for my salmon and berries!
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again experiencing truly nuclear amounts of Do Not Want. Especially because lately I'm getting travel sick if I try to read on the train which means I have the option of a: talking to someone to keep me awake or much more likely b: falling asleep and having to shake off the fog in a hurry
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A very dear friend and antifascist comrade is facing serious charges resulting from defending migrants housed in hotels in Bristol from a far right march in 2025. He's a father, has £11k in legal fees up front, and may be facing prison time if he doesn't win. Please dobate below.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026
don't forget to put out salmon and berries tonight under the fat bear tree or else fat bear santa won't leave you any fat bear presents
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dealing with truly debilitating amounts don't Don't Wanna today
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fat Bear Week starts soon and I am READY for my salmon and berries. Just wish my pelt was a bit thicker.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sooty just leapt about four feet up in the air chasing a fly. Full-on fuckery pupils. This is the cat that needs to be lifted onto the sofa and has stairs to get onto the bed because she can't jump onto the damn sofa. I really hope she didn't hurt herself, her arthritis is concentrated in her hips.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dungeon Keeper by Bullfrog. The original release not the Deeper Dungeons/modified AI release. Decent graphics for the era and just complex enough that my 9 yr old brain didn't get bored. I learned logic gates by ripping the game from CD to desktop and rewriting the text files that defined the levels
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My wife is a fairly good butcher. The problem is she mostly butchers her left thumb these days. The reason today? A bagel. Last time it was an avocado. I think the time before that we were trying to open a jar of gherkins
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The amount of local craft groups using AI to advertise is actually baffling. If only creatively making things was a hobby of some sort 🤔
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I appear to be developing the Boomer Phonesmack. Someone rescue me, I'm prodding this thing the way my grandma does
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I took a two hour nap and now I feel like shit. It was only supposed to be half an hour but my wife couldn't bear to wake me up. Feels like I've been hit by a truck.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of those days where I'm offering to clock my brother over the head with an Acme mallet because then he might actually sleep The irony is, in true Acme fashion, I think I hit myself with one. Brain is shutting down
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every day I do things that ruin my reputation as a fighty little asshole. I'm just wall to wall pictures of my cat and charity work and being a Wife Guy Like, don't get me wrong, I love all those things, but I'm still the person who beat the shit out of a nightclub creep for refusing to accept a no
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tfw my asthma is fucking me over so much I drop my blue inhaler and the cartridge pops out... Revealing that it expired six months ago Well. That might explain things Guess I'm back to using the combi as relief and prevention. It gives me the shakes though, and tastes like rancid badger ass
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Huh. I wonder if 'so anemic the GP orders me to the pharmacy to collect an emergency prescription' would explain how I've been feeling lately. Maybe it's for the best I had to cancel the blood donation appointment because I had a migraine!
Two UK prescription boxes, sitting on a green tablecloth. The first is white with a pink border, text reads 'cyanocobalamin 50 microgram tablets, Vitamin B12, 50 tablets'. This is also on the box in Braille. The second is a smaller, slimmer, dark red box, text reads 'Ferrous Sulfate tablets, 200mg, 28 tablets, oral use.' This box also has Braille text on it. By their powers combined, these are an exceptionally potent anemia treatment.
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Kazimir is a zombie. No, seriously @kazia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Asthma is fucking me ten different ways today. I'm out of breath walking DOWN the stairs, never mind hauling the laundry up it. Last asthma review said this still counts as 'well controlled' because it responds to the Fostair inhaler. Dark irony in not being able to argue because I'm short of breath
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Q: Why does Ed Sheeran open his cans with a knife? A: Because all his openers quit on him
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Ms. Deathwish #Exist2Resist @msdeathwish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People could die because of this.
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