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Kay Baird

@kaybaird.bsky.social
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Writerly transbian of low taste and lower morals. Possibly a jackelope. Definitely a cryptid. My stories: archiveofourown.org/users/KayBaird/… www.royalroad.com/profile/847436 www.scribblehub.com/profile/185937/…

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 3h
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 3h
She liked it. The red handprint would be disturbing to most, but not to her. It was ownership. It was belonging. She gazed at the handprint on her ass reflected back to her in the mirror, just above where she still leaked white fluid. It was his mark, and she was his. #kinktober2026
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Kit @a11yartificer.com · 01/10/2026
Before I go to sleep: I'm still 200+ behind in credit card & installment payments, including job coaching & apps I need to do work, etc. Kofi: /foxdev to commission topics; PP: kitchan Venmo: kitwinter GFM: gofund.me/aa840cebe #EmergencyCrowdfund #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2026 #MutualAid
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Donate to Help Me Keep My Home & Cover Needs During Jobsearch, organized by Katriel Paige
I have been facing long-term unemployment, and my unemployment benef… Katriel Paige needs your support for Help Me Keep My Home & Cover Needs During Jobsearch
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 23h
At this point I'm pretty much ready to go back to worrying about sabertooth tigers and rapidly approaching glaciers.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@bsky.app, can we please get an edit button? Spelling errors caught after the fact need a way to be fixed without deleting a post that may already have great engagement. It's torture to see a mistake and be unable to fix it. Give us a 15-minute window, at least.
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Patrick Star: Minor Spelling Mistake Meme
Alt: Patrick Star: Minor Spelling Mistake Meme
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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, when you think Diogenes carrying a lamp to seek an honest man, think less “polite inquisitor with safely shielded light source,” and more “professional troll in the mall shoving open flames in your face and asking you if you think you’re smart.”
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Riz🔞 @rizdraws.bsky.social · 23h
It's officially spooky month!
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Audrey Dutton @audreydutton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Emma Joyce was sick and vomiting for days when she died. The next summer, Ava Joan got sick: wouldn't eat or drink, rapid breathing, and her vomit was black. It was untreated diabetes. The girls' toddler brother was next to die. Years later, another brother. www.propublica.org/article/idah...
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Four Kids in One Faith-Healing Family Died. Authorities Could Do Nothing.
An exemption in Idaho law shields faith-healing parents from criminal prosecution for conduct that otherwise would be charged as neglect. It also keeps police and social workers from stepping in to pr...
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dream of a day when one can casually and publically discuss having a great orgasm with as much comfort and freedom as we currently can discuss sports rivalries.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They looked at each other. "Look at this." One man shook his head. "Hemp?" "Oil based lube, not water." The two men sighed, then looked at the embarrassed younger man in the room. They nodded. "We love it when some one is this green! We have so much to teach you!" they squeeled. #kinktober2026
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Kit @a11yartificer.com · 01/10/2026
Wishing I was better at art to make a little Helly mascot. Like an Oni with a tetsubo but his tetsubo is a cane. And just do little fun accessibility tips in October (And accessibility gets shortened to A11y, so Helly) Also because Oni can be righteous anger. Like they beat the evil out of you.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If anyone says "we must sacrifice group X to protect the rest" you need to understand that there will always be some group determined to be X and when it is your grouos turn to becomes it, that person will just as regretfully sacrifice you "to protect the rest".
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, has anyone else noticed that, every time the conservatives try to vilify socialism they do a better job of demonstrating its merits than most left leaning politicians and pundits?
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey. You know what is truly predatory? Trying to dictate the sex lives of consenting adults you've never met.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This begs a question. Since spiders breath through openings in their abdomen where would she stick the cigarette if she *did* smoke?
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Hey Elffucker. Awesome codpiece! Love the taxidermied elf motif!" "What are you talking about? That's my girlfriend, Cindiel! She kinda got stuck last night. Say hi Cindiel!" "Hi!"
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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you know, one of the infuriating things to me, ethically, is that I would (somewhat begrudgingly) tolerate any amount of frivolous, whinging "PLEASE stoppit you're HURTING the chatbot it's CRUEL" wankery if it came along with even an echo of the same care for humans and other animals. It doesn't.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you can't be trusted to protect trans girls you can't be trusted to protect any girls.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The witch cackled as she stirred the pot on her stove. Sure, a saucepan on the range lacked panache, but modern problems required modern solutions. She added a pinch of cayenne to the brew. "That'll roast him good!" Her wife covered their child's ears. "HEY! No cursing in front of the kids!" #W1PP
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pass the torch.
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chris Palmer @fugueish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*banging pots* accessibility is resilience for everyone *banging pans* everyone needs accessibility at least some of the time *bonging a gong*
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm going to attempt 1 post pics based on this, but in all honesty the next two weeks are going to be very, very long days so if I miss a day... sorry? But please send me reminders every day so I don't forget if I do have time folks!
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The social belief that straight men should be *disgusted* by the idea of having sex with another man, is literally the origin point for a great deal of violence against queer people. Policing lesbianism along those same lines is actively propagating that same core belief
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Str8 men can sleep with men and still be str8 Str8 women can sleep with women and still be str8 Gay men can sleep with women and still be gay Lesbian women can sleep with men and still be lesbian Sexual activity does not define sexual orientation ppl can sleep with people they aren't attracted to
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Long ass fucking day... it's bed time and I haven't even had dinner yet. Sokay. Two weeks left in the season.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Text: Goth Corn
Better known as:
Corn on the Macabre

Black corns!
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Paolo Bacigalupi @paolobacigalupi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They say similar things about oil and gas wells.
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Sylvia, Mother of Violation @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to do a quick thread speaking in support of WARHOUND. Because I have strong opinions as a full time serial author and erotica writer. There's a phenomenon I notice that happens often, a repeated issue that occurs in discussions about any kind of art:
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my coworkers walked past saying "My ass hurts from yesterday" and I barely avoided blurting out "I am sooooo jealous."
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Kira Lynx θΔ @kiralynx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So true. We were here first
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People who dox sexual assault victims belong in prison, sharing a cell with the rapists.
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That urge to tell work "Sorry, no can do. I need to spend the day being railed by a bear and a vampire."
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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StGingersnap @stgingersnap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Witchcraft is not consolatory hokum. It doesn't offer tepid answers to hard questions and even harsher circumstances. It offers us relationships with the land, its spirits and ourselves. Relationships may be rough and require work, but they get us through. – #EmilyCBanting #WitchSky
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Prywinko @prywinko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So when we send robotic cameras down to the ocean bottom to look around are all the fish at the school the next day sayjng "Oh, *sure* Nemo. *Sure* you saw an alien hovercraft. And last week my uncle saw a pink shark. Hiw much did you drink last night?
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 29/09/2026
Dungeon Meshi is probably my favorite modern manga, but the one thing it's missing is at no point is there a later chapter where Marcille & Falin just go to town on each other. I'm talking property damage, mysterious fires, animals howling one town over, etc. It would really have fit the story.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, if we're gonna have a dystopia, we're gonna need boozy-ass Pop-Tarts. Plus maybe we can turn the empties into little grenades or something.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gen Z: I'm actually goated. My gen X brain: But that's a pachyderm...
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You make one joke about the erotic potential of portals and...
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus Chrsit, what did I do this time? That's a big number next to that bell...
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's be honest. Are there any among us who *wouldn't* donthis?
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