"Hey Elffucker. Awesome codpiece! Love the taxidermied elf motif!"
"What are you talking about? That's my girlfriend, Cindiel! She kinda got stuck last night. Say hi Cindiel!"
"Hi!"
@goblinicaart.bsky.socialOrcs in D&D having names like 'Elfeater' or 'Elfslayer'. What about... 'Elflover' or 'Elffucker'? :(