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Kay Baird

@kaybaird.bsky.social
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Writerly transbian of low taste and lower morals. Possibly a jackelope. Definitely a cryptid. My stories: archiveofourown.org/users/KayBaird/… www.royalroad.com/profile/847436 www.scribblehub.com/profile/185937/…

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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14h
Nice!
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey all. I recently saw a hilarious "advertisement" for a witch's broom that came with "silicon stability devices for extra grip". Meaning dildos. But now I can't find it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about and know where it is?
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey Kay, take it from me, also Kay. As a former military aircraft maintainer, make the long, extended feathers into "antenna for next gen sensor tech" and you have all the excuse you will ever need.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*grins*
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anti trans democrats are honestly a bigger threat than Republicans are. If democrats decide to be against trans people then we're back to the dark ages, and red states will make it illegal for women to wear pants again.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ogle away!
My itty titty. Ogle all you want!
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I fucking wish!
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TheWriteStuff25 on AO3 @thewritestuff25.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Inquiring minds want to know!
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well. Still cute.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There is nothing wrong with *wanting* to be a sexual object. Nor is there anything wrong with sexualizing someone who wishes to be sexualized. Lord knows I want someone to sexualize me. It is only wrong to sexualize someone who does not wish to be sexualized.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cute! Do we got Yoko and Shoko too?
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Ryko in Pandemonium @rykophoenix.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Get the transphobes out of the party then. No votes for transphobes. I’ll never vote republican or democrats that act like them. It’s not purity it’s basic fucking human rights. Fix your hearts or we all go together.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It turns out that it was red, and not the wolves, doibg all the gobbling up and swallowing...
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The best way to exercise.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So cute!
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Kit @a11yartificer.com · 14/10/2026
Survey design is hard. User research can be guided especially if looking at a particular task flow. I've been there. But are you trying to shape the tool for actual users or shaping users for the tool? Who are you leaving out? What happens if the user doesn't do what you expect? #accessibility
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I do this all the time.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The content. The content for trannies, the content chosen especially for trannies, trannies content.
Female Kronk by JazzyPanda69 on DeviantArt.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"You'll never be a girl." I took a nap in a tank top and woke up with my tit hanging out the arm hole so checkmate, 'phobe.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Insomnia thought: But seriously. Do pubescent and post-pubescent harpy women lay infertile eggs on the regular? And do they get menopause when they run out of eggs? Might explain why they're so cranky in the Odessy.
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🎃Joooooles🎃 @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Friendly reminder that this is my JOB I need to be paid. I'm already working 6 days a week. If you've ever worked night shift, you know one day off doesn't do much to help. I am exhausted. You want me to be sexy and flirty with y'all? Then PAY ME. TIP ME. GIFT ME. Make it worth being here
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I sooooooooo wanna be her.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ooooooooooh. I like!
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Savanna Nix (played by Helen Buday) from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He broke down her resistance. Her fears. Her doubts. With each gentle touch, each gentle word, he removed the walls she'd built up to protect herself. By the time she realized he was inside her he'd stripped away all the layers that had kept her alone, leaving only a blindfold. #kinktober2026
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Duly noted!
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll get right on that.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So, is there a way to slim your tummy while also getting *more T&A? Asking for a friend. (I'm the friend.)
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah, true. I just... that whole outfit...
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T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Writers: publishers pay YOU for your work. YOU do not pay publishers. Ever. (Evergreen, I know, but a bunch of new-author scams seem to be doing the rounds again...)
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She looked at the ropes with nervous eyes. She trusted him, trusted him intimately. But she wasn't sure she trusted the ropes, or the ring in the ceiling. But he pulled, and she was hoisted, dangling, slowly twisting, her nude body splayed and displayed. The shadow of doubt fled. ##kinktober2026
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*snort*
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, I feel called out... And banana shaped.
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Senator John Hickenlooper (mirror) @senatorhick.govpeeps.us · 12/10/2026
Today on Indigenous Peoples’ Day, we honor the cultures, histories, and resilience of Native communities — including the two Tribal nations in Colorado. We recommit to honoring every promise the federal government owes and to continue building a relationship worthy of that trust.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah. I will. They did emphasize we can get our mail. They load it up in a snow cat to bring it in.
A snow coach/snow cat from Yellowstone National Park. Most of the park is inaccessible during the winter, unless you use one of these or a snowmobile.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I absolutely respect your position on that. I tend to be very cautious about that sort of thing myself. I once started a novel set in a low fantasy equivalent to Feudal China, then decided that was a setting my Scottish descent butt had no business playing in.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks! I'll be leaving the wilderness for a month and a half, spending that time in "civilization". But then I'll be at a different village over the winter enjoying the fact that even Amazon needs a snowmobile to reach me.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh my god, so cute!
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay. I need someone to write a smutfic about a foxgirl/kitsune being chased, caught, and gangbanged by the entire Wild Hunt. For reasons.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Windego? Gargoyle? The entire goddamn Wild Hunt?
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*hugs*
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would *love* it if I could pull off this look.
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舟 @nkjrs12.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
復讐者
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ooooooh! You recreated it in Dressmaker! Nice!
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Aaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaalllllllll"
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Whelp. The last guests left before noon. The village is officially closed for the season. Just a few days of cleaning and winterizing and we will be gone. Winter shall claim the village, only reluctantly allowing us to return next spring.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"But the handicapped need cars!" No, what they need are options in mobility. The tech exists to enable their freedom of independent mobility, but almost always what is lacking is the enabling infrastructure. Bike lanes and quality sidewalks serve everyone.
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She moaned eagerly. Every strike of the paddle awoke something in her as her mistress brought it down on excitable, tender red flesh. She knee her owner could see it, how the happy tears leaked down the inside of her thigh. #kinktober2026
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Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This was a good game. It's worth picking up.
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