Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Hey all. I recently saw a hilarious "advertisement" for a witch's broom that came with "silicon stability devices for extra grip". Meaning dildos. But now I can't find it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about and know where it is? 020
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Hey Kay, take it from me, also Kay. As a former military aircraft maintainer, make the long, extended feathers into "antenna for next gen sensor tech" and you have all the excuse you will ever need. 130
Reposted by Kay BairdA secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Anti trans democrats are honestly a bigger threat than Republicans are. If democrats decide to be against trans people then we're back to the dark ages, and red states will make it illegal for women to wear pants again. 013429
Reposted by Kay BairdTheWriteStuff25 on AO3 @thewritestuff25.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Inquiring minds want to know! 081
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026There is nothing wrong with *wanting* to be a sexual object. Nor is there anything wrong with sexualizing someone who wishes to be sexualized. Lord knows I want someone to sexualize me. It is only wrong to sexualize someone who does not wish to be sexualized. 142
Reposted by Kay BairdRyko in Pandemonium @rykophoenix.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Get the transphobes out of the party then. No votes for transphobes. I’ll never vote republican or democrats that act like them. It’s not purity it’s basic fucking human rights. Fix your hearts or we all go together. 092
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It turns out that it was red, and not the wolves, doibg all the gobbling up and swallowing... 010
Reposted by Kay BairdKit @a11yartificer.com · 14/10/2026Survey design is hard. User research can be guided especially if looking at a particular task flow. I've been there. But are you trying to shape the tool for actual users or shaping users for the tool? Who are you leaving out? What happens if the user doesn't do what you expect? #accessibility 242
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The content. The content for trannies, the content chosen especially for trannies, trannies content. 031
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"You'll never be a girl." I took a nap in a tank top and woke up with my tit hanging out the arm hole so checkmate, 'phobe. 020
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Insomnia thought: But seriously. Do pubescent and post-pubescent harpy women lay infertile eggs on the regular? And do they get menopause when they run out of eggs? Might explain why they're so cranky in the Odessy. 020
Reposted by Kay Baird🎃Joooooles🎃 @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Friendly reminder that this is my JOB I need to be paid. I'm already working 6 days a week. If you've ever worked night shift, you know one day off doesn't do much to help. I am exhausted. You want me to be sexy and flirty with y'all? Then PAY ME. TIP ME. GIFT ME. Make it worth being here 36632
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026He broke down her resistance. Her fears. Her doubts. With each gentle touch, each gentle word, he removed the walls she'd built up to protect herself. By the time she realized he was inside her he'd stripped away all the layers that had kept her alone, leaving only a blindfold. #kinktober2026 020
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So, is there a way to slim your tummy while also getting *more T&A? Asking for a friend. (I'm the friend.) 220
Reposted by Kay BairdT(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Writers: publishers pay YOU for your work. YOU do not pay publishers. Ever. (Evergreen, I know, but a bunch of new-author scams seem to be doing the rounds again...) 420066
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026She looked at the ropes with nervous eyes. She trusted him, trusted him intimately. But she wasn't sure she trusted the ropes, or the ring in the ceiling. But he pulled, and she was hoisted, dangling, slowly twisting, her nude body splayed and displayed. The shadow of doubt fled. ##kinktober2026 010
Reposted by Kay BairdSenator John Hickenlooper (mirror) @senatorhick.govpeeps.us · 12/10/2026Today on Indigenous Peoples’ Day, we honor the cultures, histories, and resilience of Native communities — including the two Tribal nations in Colorado. We recommit to honoring every promise the federal government owes and to continue building a relationship worthy of that trust. 022
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yeah. I will. They did emphasize we can get our mail. They load it up in a snow cat to bring it in. 030
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I absolutely respect your position on that. I tend to be very cautious about that sort of thing myself. I once started a novel set in a low fantasy equivalent to Feudal China, then decided that was a setting my Scottish descent butt had no business playing in. 020
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Thanks! I'll be leaving the wilderness for a month and a half, spending that time in "civilization". But then I'll be at a different village over the winter enjoying the fact that even Amazon needs a snowmobile to reach me. 140
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Okay. I need someone to write a smutfic about a foxgirl/kitsune being chased, caught, and gangbanged by the entire Wild Hunt. For reasons. 010
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Whelp. The last guests left before noon. The village is officially closed for the season. Just a few days of cleaning and winterizing and we will be gone. Winter shall claim the village, only reluctantly allowing us to return next spring. 170
Reposted by Kay BairdEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too 101881386
Reposted by Kay BairdBrandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"But the handicapped need cars!" No, what they need are options in mobility. The tech exists to enable their freedom of independent mobility, but almost always what is lacking is the enabling infrastructure. Bike lanes and quality sidewalks serve everyone. 3857831402
Kay Baird @kaybaird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026She moaned eagerly. Every strike of the paddle awoke something in her as her mistress brought it down on excitable, tender red flesh. She knee her owner could see it, how the happy tears leaked down the inside of her thigh. #kinktober2026 010