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Katz Rantz

@katzrantz.bsky.social
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Perimenopausal grandma who still laughs at fart jokes.

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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 8h
If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula
Alexi Sayle as a driving instructor from Johannesburg saying "...Anyway round about now, I usually have a Pot Noodle!"
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah yeah, my neck just went "click clack"
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Dirk Gently @envirorealism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It took two world superpowers to remove Gough Whitlam as Australian Prime Minister in a coup in 1975. If not for this shitfuckery, Australia would have a world class education system for all, and not just for the inbred nepo babies in their opulent taxpayer- overfunded c#nt factories. #FuckNepotism
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Independent Australia @independentaus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With warnings of an AI-fuelled apocalypse growing louder, Independent Australia went straight to the source and asked ChatGPT whether we should start panicking. IA interviews AI: Doomsday, oligarchs and extinction buff.ly/1TVyDvT
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IA interviews AI: Doomsday, oligarchs and extinction
With warnings of an AI-fuelled apocalypse growing louder, Independent Australia went straight to the source and asked ChatGPT whether we should start panicking.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning. ☕️
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MsPraxis @mspraxis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶The rich get richer The poor get the picture The bombs never hit you when you're down so low Some got pollution Some revolution There must be some solution but I just don't know 🎶 The more things change, the more they stay the same. #Auspol
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Independent Australia @independentaus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Her report's first recommendation is that misogyny and anti-feminism be recognised as a form of violent extremism in Australia's counter-extremism framework.' Organised misogyny radicalisation becoming national security issue ~ Wayne Hawkins independentaustralia.net/life/life-di...
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Organised misogyny radicalisation becoming national security issue
Today's boys are being fed entitlement and grievance — women are cast as the enemy who took something that was owed to them.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had my gall bladder out last week. How's everyone else going?
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 5 artists you've seen at least twice Jimeoin Arj Barker Mandy Nolan Ross Noble And, come the start of November, Nat's What I Reckon.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
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Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

Gary P Jackson (RAT) @gary4205
@AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
@gary4205 | dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics.
Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Me waking up today: I'm tired. Why am I so tired? Me last week: Oh, finally a week without a medical appointment ☺️ Me 5 minutes ago: Shit I was supposed to see the nurse for my B12 injection last Wednesday 🤦‍♀️
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My collagen, my collagen, why have you forsaken me? Oh, it's an age thing? That's great. Fabulous.
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Noam @noamtl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
How would I get by without AI? If I need a factually-dubious opinion expressed in a cliched manner with unearned confidence, I’ll just talk to a straight white cis man. I can get by on small-batch, locally-sourced, artisanal mansplaining, the way we always used to.
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MsPraxis @mspraxis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's 2036. Seven new Spider-Man movies have been released this year so far. Next month, three more Spider-Man movies will hit the cinemas. And for the holiday season, there will be a special Spider-Man Does Christmas movie. 
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
silicon valley thinks ai will replace human beings, that they will “create a new species” - theyre so self important they consider themselves gods they also thought AR glasses would replace cell phones they also thought NFTs would take off these guys dont know anything theyre a bunch of schmucks
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The torch on my phone stopped working. Thanks Albo.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Some of my self soothing repetitive movement stuff has amped up since I started trauma therapy, to the point of friction burns on my skin. It's troublesome and I do have other coping skills now, but in the depths of a flashback it's where I go. Neuroplasticity is a slow process.
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Israel is an insane rogue terrorist state. #FreePalestine #SaveLebanon
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AFP Fact Check @factcheck.afp.com · 25/07/2026
Research on dementia prevention has pointed to possible benefits from adult vaccination, but one study that failed to reaffirm those findings is being misrepresented on social media. The paper's lead author said it in no way proved vaccination increases dementia risk. Read more: u.afp.com/Sr7u
A health worker inoculates a man with a dose of the flu vaccine
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's uncomfortable to look deeper into things we don't want to see or know, but that's what being a fully functional adult requires.
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tonywindsor.bsky.social @tonywindsor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The major parties wonder why voters are leaving them. Have a look at the recent Labor conference for a few clues…the people are left out of real debate.
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My kids have never given me as much grief as my mother.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Karl Stefanovic looked over at Charlie Pickering and thought “So if it’s a formal interview with a fascist, then it’s unacceptable? Ok then” and went for it
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DuchessFrida aka Deb @duchessfrida.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Do you remember how politicians used to sleep out on the street for the night to support homeless/destitute people. The next day they would all go back to work & forget about it. Here's an idea someone came up with that might have more meaning. Via @barongotcha.bsky.social
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There was once a very specific punishment for collaborating with Nazis.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@mfwitches.bsky.social being taken seriously by 9. Good.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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HRC Press Conference: Commission of Inquiry (COI) on OPT, including East Jerusalem, and Israel
Press conference with the Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, and in Israel, to launch their latest report.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ooh snap!
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'd forgotten that the healing timeline of a broken toe included rebreaking the fucken thing multiple times in the first week. I've learnt to neither wiggle my toes when I'm happy about something (wasn't even aware I did that), or get up on my tiptoes to look for something on top of the fridge.
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Independent Australia @independentaus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
'When businesses cannot be relied on to act responsibly, governments regulate more heavily.' Corporate Australia wants fewer rules? Give us fewer reasons to demand them ~ Professor Carl Rhodes independentaustralia.net/politics/pol...
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Corporate Australia wants fewer rules? Give us fewer reasons to demand them
Trust in Australian business has been strained after years of corporate scandals and widening inequality, resulting in low public confidence.
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Sarajadebl @sarajadebl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#BarnabyJoyce reacts with disbelief & shock hearing #PaulineHanson verbally abusing #SarahMartin calling her “a trashy Journalist.” BL FACEPALM acute overwhelming shame, embarrassment & exasperation. Attempting to block out the reality of what he’s seeing & hearing .
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Dreams are how a typical brain processes things that happen, when something horrifying needs to be processed, it's called a nightmare. When something overwhelmingly horrifying happens, and the reprocessing needs to happen more often than while during REM sleep, it's called a flashback.
Image is white lettering and diagrams with a background in shades of teal. The diagrams are shown down the left side, too to bottom are line drawings of an eye, a hand, an ear with lines indicating sound, a nose, and a mouth. Lighter teal numbers from 5 to 1 are between the diagrams and the things to do with the senses The lettering reads:

Grounding Using The Five Senses

5-4-3-2-1


5 Things You Can See

4 Things You Can Touch

3 Things You Can Hear

2 Things You Can Smell

1 Thing You Can Taste
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yesterday, on my way to run a bath because I was miserable, I was attacked by rogue hallway furniture and broke a pinky toe, which is now a purpley toe that hurts a lot and has been bound to its neighbour toe for the term of its convalescence.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A massive one at that.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Rage mongers go on about "Australian values" but never mention the most obvious one. We help when help is needed. Doesn't matter who it is that needs it or who does it.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It feels like every tendon I've ever injured has been reinjured, and all but one or 2 are on the left side. Baffling state of affairs.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Canary doesn't sing? Trill issue.
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Unemployed Australians are Australians. There’s no reason for their government to bully them, other than perpetuating the bludger myth. Unemployment is a feature of our economic system, essential, not an accidental by-product. Our government should acknowledge this and offer dignity and respect.
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Employment services to get largest overhaul in 30 years
Jobseeker services will shift away from a one-size-fits-all approach to a new tiered model, to be unveiled by the government later today.
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Pat Hudson Cartoons @hudsoncartoons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
364 Days #auspol #agedcare #myagedcare @AlboMP
Single panel editorial cartoon. An elderly person with ambulatory challenges has left her chair, well worn with her shape and odours, to make another mark on the wall. As it is the 364th* mark, she says to her pet, “Well Charlie, according to this, Albo’s going to to send someone to help me shower . . . tomorrow”
*wait time between assessment approval and funding allocation for aged care in the home assistance as at 14-05-26.
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Pat Hudson Cartoons @hudsoncartoons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We’re Number One!!! - in the world!! #auspol
single panel editorial cartoon.  At the International Gambling Awards a beaming host is handing PM Albanese a large golden #1 trophy as he says, “maaaaate”.  Albanese replies, “Lucky I didn’t ruin it with silly reforms”.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 13/05/2026
This as the president wasn't able to erect his tower in the Gold Coast
Melania reassures Donald that plenty of guys can't get their tower up
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Aside from fatigue, anhedonia, anaemia, and neuropathy, signs of vitamin B12 deficiency are breathlessness and geographic tongue, which I also have had for years. Don't just assume that because you're eating animal products or taking a B12 supplement that you're absorbing all, or even any of it.
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Random Sarah @random-sarah.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
‘Rents are set by the markets’ And who sets those markets (and inflates them) Beryl 🤔🙄
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Clem doing the deep sarcasm I also did.
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Clementine Ford (@clementinef)
Wow, glad the federal government ripped money from the National Disability Insurance Scheme to pay for this rort.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sitting at the mechanics and The Morning Show is on in the background. The news break showed the image of Kumanjayi Little Baby. The family has asked for her image not to be shown, but 7 has absolutely no damn respect.
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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“I had planned to just have a few investment properties to set me up for retirement, but I guess now I’ll be operating an offshore LNG platform instead”. theshovel.com.au/2026/05/13/h...
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Huge Spike in Searches for ‘How Do I Become a Gas Company’ After Other Tax Loopholes Closed — The Shovel
“I had planned to just have a few investment properties to set me up for retirement, but I guess now I’ll be operating an offshore LNG platform instead”.
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 13/05/2026
Federal budget funding for antisemitism: $604m. Federal budget funding for every other racism: $0m.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Suicide in the Aboriginal community is a major problem that doesn’t get addressed enough. We have some of the highest rates in the world. 24 years ago today I lost my son to suicide so as I’ve done in previous years, I ask my followers to donate to @drtracywesterman.bsky.social and the Jilya
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Snarky Gherkin's 26-27 budget analysis.
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The 2026–27 Budget: What It Actually Means
A package-by-package breakdown of what’s in it, who it helps, what’s real, what’s political theatre, and where the catches are.
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