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Katz Rantz

@katzrantz.bsky.social
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Perimenopausal grandma who still laughs at fart jokes.

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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's been about a week and a half since the gall bladder was removed, and I couldn't wait any longer for toast with butter and cherry jam, so now I'm waiting to see if 2 tiny scrapes of butter cause a gastric storm. I hope it doesn't, because it was delicious.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hectic.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's exactly what I said, but he'll keep. He was very lucky the cops showed up so fast, that luck has run out. His face is known right now. Won't be so recognisable after he does get the shit kicked out of him.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😬
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula
Alexi Sayle as a driving instructor from Johannesburg saying "...Anyway round about now, I usually have a Pot Noodle!"
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More to do with infection control.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not at my doctor, they stopped putting out mags early-ish 2020
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nup 🫤
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No. Tony Windsor being slightly progressive and siding with Labor has absolutely fucked it for independents here.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dunno, I haven't seen a WW in yonks either.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They get dropped off here every year still, but they look more like a Womens Weekly than the massive tomes they used to be. And that's white pages and yellow pages in the same book.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aye, remember phone books? Horrifying idea these days.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah yeah, my neck just went "click clack"
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, and we got like one report from department managers. I'm in online and mine said "you're shopping most of the time you're logged in" no shit. I don't go to work to not work, neither do most of us. They needed to spend that much money to find that out?
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same reason they're in an Aussie supermarket?
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a New England constituent, I apologise.
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Dirk Gently @envirorealism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It took two world superpowers to remove Gough Whitlam as Australian Prime Minister in a coup in 1975. If not for this shitfuckery, Australia would have a world class education system for all, and not just for the inbred nepo babies in their opulent taxpayer- overfunded c#nt factories. #FuckNepotism
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Independent Australia @independentaus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With warnings of an AI-fuelled apocalypse growing louder, Independent Australia went straight to the source and asked ChatGPT whether we should start panicking. IA interviews AI: Doomsday, oligarchs and extinction buff.ly/1TVyDvT
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IA interviews AI: Doomsday, oligarchs and extinction
With warnings of an AI-fuelled apocalypse growing louder, Independent Australia went straight to the source and asked ChatGPT whether we should start panicking.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was close. I've heard that on a scale of one to ten that nine is can't talk because of the pain, and ten is unconscious cos of the pain. I graded it an eight until I was prodded, that's when I couldn't talk, but the tears kept flowing.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning. ☕️
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, wouldn't wish it on decent folks.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mate of mine used to work for the RSPCA. She said that animal hoarders are way more common than people think.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a shock, a pale stale male with a shit take. The fact he was expelled from the party is heartening though.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is how I pay specialists' fees, then put the medicare rebate back on the Zip card the next day, and pay the rest when my pension comes in. I'd use a credit card, but no bank is gonna give a pensioner a credit card.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, heaps of stones, some had fused together and were stuck in the neck of the gall bladder, which is why I thought it was psychosomatic anxiety pain, cos it was dead centre below my sternum where that usually hits me. There was a picture of those too. The pain was excruciating.
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MsPraxis @mspraxis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶The rich get richer The poor get the picture The bombs never hit you when you're down so low Some got pollution Some revolution There must be some solution but I just don't know 🎶 The more things change, the more they stay the same. #Auspol
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so glad the surgeon took photos for me. Just wish I could've printed them out and stuck them on the dart board.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every day the incisions are less bruised feeling, and more itchy. I'm taking it slow dietary fat wise, but I've had one slice of cheese on 3 occasions since getting home last Friday (one day post surgery). Haven't run out of the pain meds, but panadol is helping anyway, no breakthrough pain in days.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hell that woman went through. No one in the chat alerted authorities or even said anything to the perpetrators. Sick arseholes the lot of them.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's still rules about truth in advertising, right? Or does advance think it's a political party?
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooooh 👀
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ew. Another reason not to watch commercial tv, as if I needed one.
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Independent Australia @independentaus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Her report's first recommendation is that misogyny and anti-feminism be recognised as a form of violent extremism in Australia's counter-extremism framework.' Organised misogyny radicalisation becoming national security issue ~ Wayne Hawkins independentaustralia.net/life/life-di...
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Organised misogyny radicalisation becoming national security issue
Today's boys are being fed entitlement and grievance — women are cast as the enemy who took something that was owed to them.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had my gall bladder out last week. How's everyone else going?
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I hear this in my head, I also hear "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.". Never saw the pair of them in the same room. Bit sus.
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Johnny Cash Stare
Alt: Johnny Cash with cigarette
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 5 artists you've seen at least twice Jimeoin Arj Barker Mandy Nolan Ross Noble And, come the start of November, Nat's What I Reckon.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
😡
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
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Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

Gary P Jackson (RAT) @gary4205
@AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
@gary4205 | dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics.
Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Me waking up today: I'm tired. Why am I so tired? Me last week: Oh, finally a week without a medical appointment ☺️ Me 5 minutes ago: Shit I was supposed to see the nurse for my B12 injection last Wednesday 🤦‍♀️
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My collagen, my collagen, why have you forsaken me? Oh, it's an age thing? That's great. Fabulous.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Seriously, news corp owns most local rags and got rid of sub-editors in favour of ai years ago. Try to keep up.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oooh I like this 😁
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No, some form of ai is doing it, not a someone.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Local newspapers have sub-editors?
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😳
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fuck me roan, he thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he?
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Noam @noamtl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
How would I get by without AI? If I need a factually-dubious opinion expressed in a cliched manner with unearned confidence, I’ll just talk to a straight white cis man. I can get by on small-batch, locally-sourced, artisanal mansplaining, the way we always used to.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Im so fucking tired. #shitcanAUKUS
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Absolutely fuck all. Unless we include what they'd do to make the situation worse.
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Katz Rantz @katzrantz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And now I'm off to watch all the old CNNNN "I'm fungry" ads 😂
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