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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
destroy all scalpers
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
11:11 money please
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what % of movies are holiday movies
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bernie “i am once again asking” meme but there’s an overlay of my profile picture on top
of bernies face, and the text has been changed to: “i am once again posting this thread of hideo kojima with various celebrities”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wish i could unfollow ed sheeran right now to hurt his ego but i cant bc im not following him to begin with bc i always thought he seemed like a sellout
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
kingdom hearts was released on this day 24 years ago
static.klipy.com
Sora Donald And Goofy Go Into Battle Kingdom Hearts
Alt: a gif of Sora Donald And Goofy going into battle from Kingdom Hearts. image description: a boy with spiky brown hair and red mickey mouse pants is holding a giant key like a sword and jumps out of frame, behind him donald (dressed as a castle mage) and goofy (dressed as a castle knight) follow closely behind charging into a fight
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sora has arrived
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the green goblin is to peter parker what gollum is to frodo. it shows a what taking the wrong path and using your power for the wrong reasons can do to you. its a warning to peter (and to the audience), hey power corrupts so you have to be responsible about how you wield it
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey countries that spell it DEFENCE is it also defencive instead of defensive or how does that work
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
okay they wanna take DVDs and physical media away??? then tell me why cant they put special features on streaming, are you telling me they cant do a director’s commentary as an extra audio track???? its the easiest thing to do!!! we really used to live in a golden age
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
and not one of them is the one anyone wanted
screenshot of a news article headline: 

“Fans sound the alarm after 4 'Home Alone 2' actors die in 2026”

published 6 days ago
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the names bond market in turmoil james bond market in turmoil
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
actually mosquito genocide sounds like the name of a math rock band
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there’s a mosquito in my car and im going to become the joker
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why do we even need mosquitoes cant we just get rid of them im so tired of it
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
watching siskel and ebert at the movies
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i hate cvs what a bunch of morons
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
after doing 12 hour shifts all week, an 8 hour shift feels like a breeze
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
why do people i like keep dying but the people i dont like are seemingly immortal
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
am i the only person in earth that uses my lungs to breathe oxygen
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
am i the only person in earth that uses the air conditioner to cool down when its hot
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
am i the only person in earth that uses google to look things up
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
im starting to suspect that the GTA6 “leaks” are actually a coordinated marketing campaign
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
11:11 gold darkrai
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
series 1 ✅ complete
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radio drone @radiodrone.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
🎧 #NowPlaying #np 📀 “re:laced up” - tsubi club 📻 99.3 FM #chimneyradio
youtu.be
re:laced.up
YouTube video by tsubi club - Topic
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
how do i turn off DMs i dont want DMs ever
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
these stupid cheap bluetooth headphones either one side connects or the other and when i disconnect and reset it just switches sides and never just connects both at the same time and its driving me nuts
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ive just been informed that in dixon they sell Dixon Cider, and, someone really needs to reconsider that name
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thank you epic for finding new ways to ruin my self worth
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if im reading an article and come across the sentence “so then i asked ai about it” then i am done reading your article and you have lost all journalistic integrity in my eyes
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i hope rush hour 4 is the biggest flop in cinema history
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
dude fuck you apple nobody is buying airpods with cameras in them what the fuck is wrong with you
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
losing 23,000 jobs is the equivalent to the ‘having 30-50 feral hogs in my yard’ joke in that theyre both not very funny
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
zekrom
drawing in red marker of the pokemon zekrom, i pulled this description from bulbapedia: 

Zekrom is a Legendary Pokémon of the Dragon/Electric type, resembling a large, black, bipedal dragon with a thundercloud-like crest on its head. It generates electricity from its tail and is known for its powerful lightning attacks, often associated with the themes of ideals and justice in the Unova region's mythology.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
20,000 unread emails and all i can think is this used to all be paper
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BINGO! James Talarico: "I have a legislative record, Ken Paxton has a criminal record. He doesn't serve us, he serves himself. Since taking office, he has become a multimillionaire on a government salary. His net worth has increased 7000% while the pay of Texans is the same."
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 16/08/2026
Drawing all 16,777,216 possible 12 bit RGB colours in one 2D image, each exactly once. Pixels are mapped from the 256³ colour cube, following a three dimensional Hilbert curve, to a two dimensional Hilbert curve filling the square. so nearby colours stay close.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
scalpers are going to make me become the joker
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
a very stern julie chen during bb2 justin's ejection interview
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
wishing all scalpers an agonizing death
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
isnt it so interesting that halo started bc apple wanted to compete with pc for gaming, and then microsoft was like no we’re taking this and making it the entire identity of our brand for the next 20 years lol
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
11:11 KH4 trailer youtu.be/54eFEhlnIjg
youtu.be
KINGDOM HEARTS IV | D23 2026 Showcase Trailer
YouTube video by Pixar
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
reply restrictions are so annoying and useless, if i have to i will follow someone to reply to their stupid post and then immediately unfollow them. it just makes me dislike you if i have to do that, and hurts the chances that i will continue to follow you.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
does anyone have a screenshot of that tweet from like 2012 that says something like “to the melody of 311’s amber: woah-oh, goku is the hero in my anime”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
11:11 too tired to sleep
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
screenshots of donald pleasance in the columbo episode “any old port in a storm” where he is ranting about ‘the marino brothers’ but it has been edited to say “the mario brothers” and he has been given horns and a reddish orange mowhawk to make him look like bowser koopa, the antagonist from the mario games
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i have to get off the internet now
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i will vote for the first person who vows to use the full power of their political office to trap elon musk in a tiny metal box and launch him into space with no food or water
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
facebook’s pervert glasses should be illegal to start with but i cannot believe that people make videos not just admitting to, but advertising a service of modifying them so that you can’t see if they’re recording. that HAS to be illegal already bc wtf
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