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Kat McSnatch

@katmcsnatch.bsky.social
1.3K followers 568 following 48 posts

I’m on YouTube, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, X, Wikipedia, iTunes, TikTok, Cocaine & Mushrooms. 🥴

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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
If you’re easily offended then maybe the Internet isn’t for you.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
As I get older, my eyesight gets worse but my ability to see through bullshit gets better.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
You might be right. It was a little bit too polite 🤔
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Duck, Duck Fuck This Shit
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Remember encyclopedias? My GOD, we were barbarians.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Can someone explain why I can’t ever get a decent wifi signal but the fucking Taliban can broadcast live from a cave?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Studies have shown that fuck all this shit
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen... The kitchen has FOOD.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I say “well, hello there” to pretty ladies I see because I don’t have a tail to wag.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sorry for calling your band crappy I thought you knew
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Indeed 🫣
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I did too 😂
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Don’t be mad if you’re being used for sex. Be mad if you’re being used for cooking and laundry.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I can’t control anyone else’s stupid. I can only control my own stupid, and even that’s a toss up
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Me at 8pm: I’m definitely going to bed early tonight … Me at 1am: I wonder what ever happened to Macaulay Culkin?
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Fair point 🤭
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I said I was sorry 😂🤦‍♀️
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’m sorry, but why is it called semen and not “diquid?”
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
😂👏
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Single and ready to flingle myself into an active volcano.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
😂👏
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
If I wasn’t already following you, I’d instantly follow you just for this. 🤤🤭
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
No standup or acting for me. I prefer behind the scenes. Artistic, yes but also helpful, thought provoking and at the very least, entertaining. You’ll just have to wait and see, my friend. 😉
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Hot 🔥
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
😂👏
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Planning, yes indeed. A lot has changed since I released the first album many years ago. There is more than just music in the works. ☺️
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
🤭 😘
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
How to make home made charcoal: Step 1. Put dinner in the oven. Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I don’t understand why people need to get ready for bed… I’m always ready for bed.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
。☆∴。 *  ・゚*。★・   ・ *゚。 *. fuck off .*   ・ ゚*。・゚★。    ☆゚・。°*. ゚ *  ゚。·*・。 ゚*    ゚ *.。☆。★ ・   * ☆ 。・゚*.。     * ★ ゚・。 * 。     ・  ゚☆
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Middle aged? More like middle raged.
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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Welcome to bluesky. You’re not the weirdest person you know anymore.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
🤣
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hey, welcome to your 30’s… Actually it’s your 40’s because that’s how fast time moves now.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This is gonna be fun…
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I love that movie!
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m at the age where with most of the new music I listen to I’m not sure which name is the artist and which is the album.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
😂👏👏
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
If you think people hate you, you’re wrong. People are too busy hating themselves to even notice you. 🤭 Have a great day.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
If at first you don’t succeed, give up. Try something else. It’s called “life experience.” Just do it… or don’t… it really doesn’t matter. ❤️
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Marlana @talkingmotanka.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you're not following Kat McSnatch then you're not social-mediaing right. @katmcsnatch.bsky.social
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
😎❤️
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You can’t please everyone so you may as well just please shut up.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Girl, nice to double meet you 😆 I’m triple the fun over on Spotify 😉 open.spotify.com/track/6euzM3...
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You Are a Cunt
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Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Once you hit 40 you don't really need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up everyday right on time.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people.
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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
🥶😵
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