Reposted by KashanaAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16hthanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself 12755119
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16hActually qualified people tend to not want to because of the hypocratic oath and you know, the odds that shit like this will happen 080
Reposted by KashanaDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII 231897376
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026Given the rest of the financial news it looks like they’re high fiving each other about how the plebes get 7% mortgage rates 127660
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026I swore an oath to be wildly overpaid by placing my right hand on top of a copy of Atlas Shrugged while stomping on a poor person 2544
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026That’s why they pay me $275 million a year with stock options and a minimum of three private islands 130
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026Literally swallowing the tax funds right now with my eighteenth martini 170
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026Yes. I promise to stand with my back to the camera to add more mystique to my deadly product 0220
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026Here’s the deal: you buy the shares, I make them worthless, then I fire you twice 1150
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026I’m ready to be a CEO. I promise to take on debt, fire anyone who seems better than me at anything, and insist you’re going to love my product that kills you 311441269
Reposted by KashanaMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104001649
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Every day the weird pro-Ai people are like everyone who doesn’t love getting their work stolen is deranged. 436645
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Every day I have a new reason to hate AI, but today’s is that they faked the work of one of my longtime collaborators. 51067332
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026The best job in baseball is the organ player who gets to be like ok, send me this year’s pop hits 836434
Reposted by KashanaAlexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This was wild to see. My first time writing for the screen. My thanks to Zoe Kazan for inviting me on this journey back in 2023, and my agent Jason Richman and everyone at @unitedtalentagency.bsky.social for their work on my behalf. 1162071128
Reposted by KashanaThe Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Never let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life 617736
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026An example of how to sell out without making any money 31536
Reposted by KashanaBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026i need gmail to stop automatically marking all of my conversations as important none of my conversations are important 855126
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026The new track is called “guess what? We’re white” 1041510242
Reposted by KashanaPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I went to the grand reopening of the African American Civil War museum this week and the timing is just right — its mission to preserve Black history is more relevant now than everhuffpost.comThe African American Civil War Museum Reopens To Honor The Black Soldiers Who Changed HistoryThe museum recently held its grand reopening in Washington’s historic U Street Corridor. 212563663
Reposted by Kashana#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know that's it's only October but the 10 year anniversary of Yahoo's, uh, [B]igger Navy post is January 5 and we need to make preparations now 2225
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Six months ago there was some chatter about “unassimilated Germans” 41111
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Maybe they’ll switch it up, start with the pogrom of the double jointed thumbs. 2390
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Pay no attention to all these people cooking our food, we’re a white only colony 1971
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings 2143303493
Reposted by Kashanagita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you haven’t read the short story The Feminist from @tonytula.com’s short story collection Rejection, I think now is a great time to read it www.nplusonemag.com/issue-35/fic...nplusonemag.comThe Feminist | Tony TulathimutteHis friends, mostly female, told him he was refreshingly attentive and trustworthy for a boy. Meanwhile he is grateful for the knowledge that female was best used as an adjective, that sexism harms me... 1213436
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026The glorious unbroken history of whites getting along peacefully forever because they saw each other as equals 858022
Reposted by KashanaSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026Everyday The Internet introduces me to a new white man that avoids therapy at all costs 1163092
Reposted by KashanaMark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND 221744219
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026That’s just wrong. Bigotry makes people look like they spent their lives in a clothes dryer in a high elevation under the sun. 1161
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026People are always posting pictures of 35 year old bigots who look 73, but what you have to understand is that the bigot year is roughly 7 normal people years 1455258
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring 151178181
Reposted by Kashana#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A dickfront is brewing 723234