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Kashana

@kashana.blacksky.app
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TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife. Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 kashanacauley.com

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13h
Hero stuff.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13h
People gonna be out there begging for a crying baby instead
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13h
Imagine being that comfortable in an airplane seat
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16h
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16h
Teach me how to dougie
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16h
Also probably a great deal of pain.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16h
“We promise we’ll be able to kill her eventually”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16h
Actually qualified people tend to not want to because of the hypocratic oath and you know, the odds that shit like this will happen
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 17h
The state: sorry our murdering techniques are mid
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Given the rest of the financial news it looks like they’re high fiving each other about how the plebes get 7% mortgage rates
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
$10k, actually
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I swore an oath to be wildly overpaid by placing my right hand on top of a copy of Atlas Shrugged while stomping on a poor person
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
That’s why they pay me $275 million a year with stock options and a minimum of three private islands
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Literally swallowing the tax funds right now with my eighteenth martini
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Yes. I promise to stand with my back to the camera to add more mystique to my deadly product
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Here’s the deal: you buy the shares, I make them worthless, then I fire you twice
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I’m ready to be a CEO. I promise to take on debt, fire anyone who seems better than me at anything, and insist you’re going to love my product that kills you
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I don’t either. We’ve been burned too much.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
He would have gone out a hero
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Every day the weird pro-Ai people are like everyone who doesn’t love getting their work stolen is deranged.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Every day I have a new reason to hate AI, but today’s is that they faked the work of one of my longtime collaborators.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Thank god he’s found a way to avoid poverty
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
The best job in baseball is the organ player who gets to be like ok, send me this year’s pop hits
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Congrats!
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was wild to see. My first time writing for the screen. My thanks to Zoe Kazan for inviting me on this journey back in 2023, and my agent Jason Richman and everyone at @unitedtalentagency.bsky.social for their work on my behalf.
“Written for Television by ZOE KAZAN & ALEXANDER CHEE” in white letters against the black tv screen.A tv still of Mike Faist, Christopher Abbott and Florence Pugh. White text in a San serif font reads “This East of Eden, adapted primarily by Zoe Kazan-Alexander Chee co-wrote a key midseason episode-with Garth Davis directing, is rich, morally complex and packed with memorable performances."
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Never let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
An example of how to sell out without making any money
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
i need gmail to stop automatically marking all of my conversations as important none of my conversations are important
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
The new track is called “guess what? We’re white”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went to the grand reopening of the African American Civil War museum this week and the timing is just right — its mission to preserve Black history is more relevant now than ever
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The African American Civil War Museum Reopens To Honor The Black Soldiers Who Changed History
The museum recently held its grand reopening in Washington’s historic U Street Corridor.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know that's it's only October but the 10 year anniversary of Yahoo's, uh, [B]igger Navy post is January 5 and we need to make preparations now
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Six months ago there was some chatter about “unassimilated Germans”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Maybe they’ll switch it up, start with the pogrom of the double jointed thumbs.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Pay no attention to all these people cooking our food, we’re a white only colony
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Sorry the topic of the morning is just too funny
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you haven’t read the short story The Feminist from @tonytula.com’s short story collection Rejection, I think now is a great time to read it www.nplusonemag.com/issue-35/fic...
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The Feminist | Tony Tulathimutte
His friends, mostly female, told him he was refreshingly attentive and trustworthy for a boy. Meanwhile he is grateful for the knowledge that female was best used as an adjective, that sexism harms me...
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
The glorious unbroken history of whites getting along peacefully forever because they saw each other as equals
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026
Everyday The Internet introduces me to a new white man that avoids therapy at all costs
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
That’s just wrong. Bigotry makes people look like they spent their lives in a clothes dryer in a high elevation under the sun.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
People are always posting pictures of 35 year old bigots who look 73, but what you have to understand is that the bigot year is roughly 7 normal people years
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Oh, now I’m sad. But you’re right.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Just putting some t in the t bills
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A dickfront is brewing
Spc day one categorical outlook looks like a penis with the tip in MN and the balls in the SW US.
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