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Kafka Komedy

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TTRPG player, JRPG lover, weird pervert. 23 | Male (He/Him)

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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Xiya/Clover @shiyaastuff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
weird shark leviathan thang, again!! (animated too) #Xiyalicious.oc #Xiyalicious.sincere
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pinkmoth @pinkmoth.pinkmoth.nl · 09/10/2026
chibi of nuru from starbound! this one came out very cute. big dopey muppet smile
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sluptober 🔞🎃 @sluppydoodles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
420 WEED NUMBER LETS GO!!! Thanks <3
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He covered my shift at the gift shop, he’s a life saver
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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Aerylus @aerylus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sellsword Fox🦊(2024)
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🎨Sifyro🎨 @sifyro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last Kobold I design for this month, I'm burn out xwx. Her name is Finley, she's a bounty hunter!
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pixel Vibri 🔞 @pixelvibri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my papa's cluckeria creation: the fish fister it's 14 beer battered fish filets with tartar sauce in between tag you and a friend who'd fuck this sandwich together
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Laundry Day
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#AdventureTime #MarcelinetheVampireQueen
Some sort of rabbit Marceline having sucked part of the orange from a big carrot and looking mighty pleased about it.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
an out of context screenshot from pokemon mystery dungeon red/blue rescue team showing the pokemon xatu staring at the sun on the horizon but the sun has been edited to be the pokemon spheal. xatu says "...it is huge..."
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
season's greetings
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Eltonpot Toons @eltonpot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In 1996, Eric W. Schwartz (@ericwschwartz.bsky.social) debuted his webcomic "Sabrina Online". The series grew alongside the internet itself, and certainly influenced several artists around the world. In its 30 years, I'd like to thank Eric for sharing his great talent & humor with us! 🎂🦨
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Joschurale @joschurale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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tracking. @trackingdown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
deltarune dancing dot mov #deltarune #pixelart
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EveTetra <3 🏳️‍⚧️ @evetetra.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ralsei
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Ralsei Deltarune Dancing Meme
ALT: Ralsei Deltarune Dancing Meme
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Grillhou5e @grillhou5e.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#deltarune
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Puppy moment
drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? Puppy want a break from it all"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
evil
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G-Pool 🔰💙 @gpool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
PLAY TIME!! A zine jam dedicated to the amazing 90s and 2000s video game magazines! Our first issue has over 30 pages! Check it out!! archive.org/details/play...
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gem i am @geminican.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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.artemis. | super SPOOKY @artemisstars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i want to try this
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clover (creature) ♧ 🔞 @clover-nsfw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
cute art spotted while seeing someone play "janken game acchi muite hoi"
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southern mouse @peerkartosh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fanart for Mina the Hollower. It shows Mina, a cartoony beige mouse in a red tailcoat, sitting on the windowsill of what appears to be a library. She is wearing reading glasses, holding a book and looking at the viewer proudly. Outside the window are orange and yellow trees, and the drawing was made using warm hues, signaling that it's currently autumn.
Text in the center of the image reads: "get ready for autistic girl autumn".
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Necrolum~💀🏳️‍⚧️ (Comms Open) @neverlum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
IT IS COMPLEEEETE~!!! 💗💗💫💫 Gosh, its been a month since we last posted this wip??...Feels like its been longer tbh lols #deltarune #deltarunefanart #fanart #art
A mock cover for a PS2 version of Deltarune in the style of the original Kingdom Hearts 1 box art. Susie, Ralsei, Kris, Noelle and Berdly rest upon a tall cathedral-esque tower as environments from the church Dark World in chapter 4 loom in the background.
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rainne🍊 @kaish1.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
kuromi and my melody!!! :3 💗 #sonic #art
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In 1994, Phillips was contracted to make a Sonic the Hedgehog game for the CDI, however Phillips cancelled the project because “Sonic’s arms were blue in the gameplay. This was a fatal flaw that we cannot put past us, as we at Phillips do not believe in making imperfections.”
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Sinobali @sinobali.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A brolly good show.
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🦊 @caprinecombo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sniff snifff sniff snorff
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skelly 🔞 (geckit) @skellybeanz.art · 19/08/2026
Please leave out water for your local fluffy boys
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Creator Ant @creatorant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So far.
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Kili @kilinah.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
NICE FUKCIN' WEBSITE
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💀🐦 DoodleDox 🐦💀 @doodledox.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
last one for now, say hi to Daphe ///originally on patreon.com/doodledox
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fish food @lame-rabbit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the rabbity thing
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👻MythiiGhostii👻 @mythiighostii.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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dragonweirdo @dragonweirdo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Meowth
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Sushicatz @sushicatz.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
All Night Forever #deltarune #puppet
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