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Kacy

@kacyo.bsky.social
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Time is an illusion and money isn’t real. And ketchup goes in Kraft dinner.

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't know her, but I will bend the knee.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And just like that, she wondered how far the life savings of Kohl's cash would go in this new world.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have the liver of a deceased 23 year old man that was placed by a highly specialized team of surgeons and doctors that do transplants. Nothing to do with non-white people racists are afraid to have around.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "This bullshit has gone on long enough"
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They also don’t have to last your whole life, and their fleetingness isn’t a character indictment. I tried it and got joy from it and put it down, who cares if I don’t do it every day for 40 years.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Object permanence of 3 month old, what could go wrong.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
His wife deserves real crab.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Will you also send out the calendar invite cancellation, thanks in advance.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And that shit would be wrapped up in 20 minutes.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good to know! Question still stands.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Was it even about whales?
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I never got past the dying and it gathers dust mocking me whenever I see it recommended.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
AI has a track record of making smiles too symmetrical, even when they're giving the joker vibes.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Please share your technique, this sounds like the perfect lil' something to have on hand and I need to feel something.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Keep cultivating softness.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
At a quick glance I thought that was a wand, and this was poorly executed whimsy; instead it's pure embodiment of a racist derrrr.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Math checks out.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Well, you took mine; we have excellent taste.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Same, which is insane solely because it weighs almost 25 pounds.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No, it was the The Complete Calvin & Hobbes.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Instantly worried about losing the pillows, relieved to see they're attached.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All my group chats go to a different school, you wouldn't know them.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nightmare rotation.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Formal request to be invited to the all the girls, gays, and they's group chats.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Agree; only note is why is the universal ai icon a stylized butthole?
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Kewpie!
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I was coming to comment the exact same thing. Love feeling middle school level insecurity in my 40's. IT'S FINE, I'M FINE.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I am 11 years sober today, this feels like a wink from the universe.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
He had the jawn to get the job done.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As an actual 43 year old suburban mom, he can keep it.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A lot of people don't know it has a b.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
That's Thanos' cousin, the failed podcaster bro of the family.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I've always thought all the Pikmin's were fab and a lil fruity.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We are in this mess because dad never said I love you.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I still say sorr about the bag regularly.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Space is not sending their best.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Give me all the details, this looks like a perfect combo of textures and flavors.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Scrambling to check my tacro manufacturer so I don't lose the organ I've had for 10 years after seeing a blueksy link is so tragically 2026.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yellow mustard and tomato for me.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is like the day I found out they didn’t actually want you honk if you liked pizza.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Winston level prank.
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Signature slowly morphing to only m’s; fine motor skills are hard for dear leader!
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Chris Angel moving oil with his brain across the straits of hormuz
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Those are raw potatoes, and they should feel bad.
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You know you’re a 90s kid if you remember when the U.S. government would at least make up a fake reason to attack the Middle East
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You’re totally right *and* I’m mad I had to read that sentence twice.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 03/02/2026
no one cares about the early bird now that we all worm from home
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 02/02/2026
’Twould be too tedious to repeat
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Happy Honda days to you and yours!
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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
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