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I forget what goes here. Detroit, MSU, Spurs, cycling… Will probably address your dog before you.

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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/10/2026
Hey COYSsky, I think it’s time we get one of those Etsy witches to remove the comical goal curse?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/10/2026
Wut #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 23/09/2026
@bsky.app YOU KNOW THIS THREAD IS 66 POSTS LING. STOP MAKING ME TAP “read x more replies” TO KEEP GOING. JUST SHOW THEM WITHOUT REPLIES.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/09/2026
Obviously not
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/09/2026
Congratulations to @bsky.app for finally adding thread numbers
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 27/08/2026
Or is it Gulf of America Too?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 27/08/2026
So which one gets renamed the American Ocean? And what happens when the Persian Gulf gets renamed Gulf of America 2?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 26/08/2026
I’m not going to get too excited, but it feels nice to enjoy a match
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/08/2026
Feel like Madders, VDV, and Porro would have made a hell of a lot of difference today #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/08/2026
Cool, I see Spurs are going to continue to never get a penalty, even down 3-0
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/08/2026
Turns out Spurs actually need a holding midfielder? #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 14/08/2026
The dream of the 90s is alive at Homefield
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 06/08/2026
But why have modelo when you can have modelos?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/08/2026
You don’t have be in DSA to want to replace Chuck Schumer as leader
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patrick @redford.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A mathematically rigorous guide to the uncs of the Tour de France: defector.com/a-mathematic...
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A Mathematically Rigorous Guide To The Uncs Of The Tour de France | Defector
VOIRON, France — Last week, my colleague Jonny Long from Escape Collective (EC) remarked that he speaks to more old people at the Tour de France than he does the whole rest of the year. It’s true, and...
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 07/07/2026
Platner changed so much, he entered the race shirtless with a Totenkopf on his chest, but if his platform was free medicine and deport the Jews, you still would have voted for him.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The most important Tour de France preparation article you will read
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The Best Cheese Pairings For Every Stage Of The 2026 Tour de France
Follow the 2026 Tour de France through cheese, food and drink pairings for every stage and rest day, from Catalonia to Paris.
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's the Roberts Court, nothing "supreme" about it. Saying "the Supreme Court did X" lends it unmerited legitimacy. In fact, it's a group of people - 6 of them purchased by Leonard Leo & friends to do billionaires' bidding. We can change makeup, size & operations of this cartel.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 18/06/2026
The Onion is the most principled publication in America.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 16/06/2026
What do you mean we’re 24 hours into the transfer period and spurs already have three signings‽ #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 09/06/2026
See, why would you continue to be a FIFA member if they wouldn’t guaranty your ability to be present for a tournament you qualified for. This is a real problem. It should have been the bare minimum.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 09/06/2026
This isn’t even in the top 500 issues with this tournament
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i’m reviewing the Los Angeles primary results and i’m sorry but it is obvious that there was voter fraud. if you take the results at face value they show that 25% of voters voted for **Spencer Pratt**, an almost completely illiterate reality show moron. investigation NOW.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 04/06/2026
I had high hopes for this one: www.82-0.com/share?id=Ix5...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 14/05/2026
If you take the Covid jab, and use three slurp juices, it’s like having 9 jabs!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/04/2026
The court has simply recreated the pre-Brown world in allowing racial discrimination across a broad number fields as long as it is “facially neutral,” gutting the Reconstruction Amendments in the process.
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The ADL permanently sacrificed its reputation to get in good with a massively dangerous antisemite and white nationalist. They defended him and stood up for him even after his Nazi salute. Here's how he repays them. This is what happens when you think you're using bigots. They're always using you.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk
The ADL is a hate group
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 20/04/2026
@maximumfun.org do I need to redo my feeds for ad free @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social, or if I already get the JJHO boco, is it going to start showing up?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 18/04/2026
And you’re telling me Xavi couldn’t play? MOTM #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 18/04/2026
Beefball first touch! #COYS
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NBA Cobwebs @nbacobwebs.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
April 17, 1977: This Pistons-Warriors brawl spills into the stands during the deciding game of their Western Conference playoff series (no one was ejected): —Eric Money & Charles Dudley throw punches —Bob Lanier fights a fan who'd punched M.L. Carr —Referees call a double foul
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 15/03/2026
Made a pilgrimage last week. #COYS
Poster stands at the Bill Nicholson Gates from White Hart Lane
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 12/02/2026
@bsky.app You guys have to improve threading. If I click on a message, I want to read the whole thread. And I don’t want every subsequent message to get crushed into tinier and tinier space.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 12/02/2026
We need an all ice track discipline relay: Skeleton —> luge —> luge double —> monobob —> women’s dual—> men’s 4 man
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/02/2026
Bet this match gets Frank another lunch invite that does nothing
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/02/2026
@rodger.bsky.social I must know more about why NBC (and supposedly not other broadcasters) is asking athlete friends and family members to wear Heart Rate monitors
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 06/02/2026
I don’t remember a gold power ranger
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 06/02/2026
Mariah Carey, the most Italian
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i'd only change one thing about olympic curling and it is that a team must complete 2 beers per person by the 7th end, though the team can choose whether how it will be divided, from a 2x4 to an 8x1 "workhorse" beerskip.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 27/01/2026
We could probably pool some funds and get a well-reviewed Etsy witch to cast a healing spell?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 24/01/2026
Can’t they just make the whole squad out of CBs?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 24/01/2026
The Dr. Tottenham thing aside, the most consistent thing this team has done in my years watching, is make any opposing goalkeeper look like a gold glove winner.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 24/01/2026
If Xabi won’t commit mid-season, Ryan Mason is probably already back at the office I’m sure the club keeps for him. They just have to put up the caretaker sign.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 24/01/2026
Cuti magic doesn’t change anything.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 17/01/2026
Levy: theonion.com/de-blasio-we... #COYS
theonion.com
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 24/01/2026
Don’t even let him on the coach. This has to be it.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 17/01/2026
Levy: theonion.com/de-blasio-we... #COYS
theonion.com
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/01/2026
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 15/01/2026
Soupified was right there.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 14/01/2026
And I know what you’re thinking, and yes, I think a starting 11 who all love their good dogs would hit the treble, if not all 4.
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