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@jzweiss.me
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I forget what goes here. Detroit, MSU, Spurs, cycling… Will probably address your dog before you.

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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/10/2026
Hey COYSsky, I think it’s time we get one of those Etsy witches to remove the comical goal curse?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/10/2026
Wut #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 09/10/2026
My guess is it was never removed from the UCMJ, and they’ll be like “if you like the rules so much, we’ll follow this one,” and they never get actually punish soldiers, so they got one
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 23/09/2026
@bsky.app YOU KNOW THIS THREAD IS 66 POSTS LING. STOP MAKING ME TAP “read x more replies” TO KEEP GOING. JUST SHOW THEM WITHOUT REPLIES.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/09/2026
Obviously not
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 17/09/2026
Feel like he shouldn’t have been allowed to open that door while recovering in that brace
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/09/2026
I’d watch a cop show with DCI Chirpy
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 09/09/2026
What is it this time?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/09/2026
Oh, I agree - defending was much better on the whole. Should actually be something we can practice and play through?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/09/2026
We also got very lucky on the disallowed goal, which was a mess through and through
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/09/2026
Congratulations to @bsky.app for finally adding thread numbers
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/09/2026
I cant feed my family somebody help me
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 04/09/2026
This is the nicest thing ever said about Spurs (either team) ty
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 03/09/2026
1Password has been enterprise shit for years. Easiest way is built in Apple Passwords if you are in the apple ecosystem already.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 28/08/2026
DESK 4EVA
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 28/08/2026
As I said, it’s not Spurs’ fault that Beyoncé wants to perform in London and not Newcastle or Birmingham
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 28/08/2026
Together‽
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 28/08/2026
Might he not go 90 all season? Sure. At least he is moving like a human on it.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 27/08/2026
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
ALT: The Wooorst! Meme Scene
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 27/08/2026
Or is it Gulf of America Too?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 27/08/2026
So which one gets renamed the American Ocean? And what happens when the Persian Gulf gets renamed Gulf of America 2?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 26/08/2026
I’m not going to get too excited, but it feels nice to enjoy a match
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/08/2026
Since the last time he reffed a game?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/08/2026
Feel like Madders, VDV, and Porro would have made a hell of a lot of difference today #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/08/2026
Cool, I see Spurs are going to continue to never get a penalty, even down 3-0
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 22/08/2026
Turns out Spurs actually need a holding midfielder? #COYS
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 21/08/2026
Turns out Beyoncé just doesn’t want to perform in Newcastle.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 20/08/2026
I was briefly unsure who this was because Bluesky apparently thinks your profile picture needs blurring
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 14/08/2026
The dream of the 90s is alive at Homefield
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 11/08/2026
I mean, he also said it’s quite explosive. So…
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 10/08/2026
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Futurama Future Stock
ALT: Futurama Future Stock
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 07/08/2026
We did most of the damage to ourselves, after 9/11 - but the lasting parts reverberate to this day. Almost all of our current attacks on civil liberties stem from the aftermath. It’s incredibly weird to ask why people are “so obsessed” with it. Not to mention there was nothing to do but watch
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 07/08/2026
The F’ing nerve of some people
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 06/08/2026
But why have modelo when you can have modelos?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/08/2026
You don’t have be in DSA to want to replace Chuck Schumer as leader
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/08/2026
Name or empty box? I think it might look better in the long sleeve…
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/08/2026
Week -3 you cowards
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 05/08/2026
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Mind Blow Galaxy Explosion
Alt: Mind Blow Galaxy Explosion
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patrick @redford.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A mathematically rigorous guide to the uncs of the Tour de France: defector.com/a-mathematic...
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A Mathematically Rigorous Guide To The Uncs Of The Tour de France | Defector
VOIRON, France — Last week, my colleague Jonny Long from Escape Collective (EC) remarked that he speaks to more old people at the Tour de France than he does the whole rest of the year. It’s true, and...
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 21/07/2026
Fake league, fake money?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 21/07/2026
Wasn’t he just a £20M player?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 21/07/2026
I think commodore should be the official title of the head coach. And they have to introduce him that way. Well, all head coaches, not just football. Women’s teams too.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 07/07/2026
Platner changed so much, he entered the race shirtless with a Totenkopf on his chest, but if his platform was free medicine and deport the Jews, you still would have voted for him.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 07/07/2026
What if the real World Cup was all the friends we made along the way?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 06/07/2026
I can’t wait to see the list of scab actors/production that are dying to be a part of this.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The most important Tour de France preparation article you will read
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The Best Cheese Pairings For Every Stage Of The 2026 Tour de France
Follow the 2026 Tour de France through cheese, food and drink pairings for every stage and rest day, from Catalonia to Paris.
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's the Roberts Court, nothing "supreme" about it. Saying "the Supreme Court did X" lends it unmerited legitimacy. In fact, it's a group of people - 6 of them purchased by Leonard Leo & friends to do billionaires' bidding. We can change makeup, size & operations of this cartel.
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 24/06/2026
Do people really not know this?
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 19/06/2026
🐴
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Jordan @jzweiss.me · 18/06/2026
The Onion is the most principled publication in America.
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