John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We live 1.0 miles from Stadium & Main, and the first two cars, both BMWs, to leave our block were out of here less than 16 minutes after the game ended. I’m blaming those guys. 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Why are we putting in bike lanes for the few people who use them?” #a2council 4254
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Did the clock just jump from 9:47 to 10:09 or so with no commentary? 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I accidentally proposed a play date for my 4-y/o at the Game Over Gala for the AADL’s Summer Game, and the dad I was with took note that multiple people complimented my shirt in the few minutes before we bailed to a quieter location. So: impress your Dad Friends! Buy War on Cars merch! 092
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Washtenaw BoC meeting has been something else tonight. DOZENS of anti-abortion commenters came to complain about a potential millage prop that would (if approved) give some money to PP and now that Commissioner Crystal Lyte gets to respond, near midnight, she is uncorking on them. Hell yeah. 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comSnl Saturday NightAlt: Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson on SNL, saying “That’s the rule. That’s the goal now.” 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It’s fun that they’re trying out the “Runner on Second PLUS ~Wacky Ball~ in extras” combo in this Tigers-Cubs game, but I’m surprised they’re just jumping in midseason before a trial in the minors or something 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026@hooverstreetrag.org has your son visited the Field Museum, and, perhaps, left something behind? 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’ve always thought of nut and peanut allergies as the bad ones because there are some scary cases of terrible reactions to minor exposure, but my son has both plus a dairy allergy, and dairy is more annoying by miles. 110
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Where’s the account that tracks the probability that a given fly ball will have been caught? Feel like Riley Greene really maxed out the meter on that Bohm liner 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I do want to speak ill of the dead. I regret that I’ve been meaning to send Mitch a handwritten letter to tell him I’m going to plan a road trip to piss on his grave, and I haven’t sent it yet and it’s probably too late. 120
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I am an obnoxiously careful driver in my neighborhood, like I annoy someone every day by going under 25 on the long street people use as a cut-through. Last week in our van I completely missed a man and his 60-lb dog waiting to cross until I saw the yellow xwalk lights he had activated, to my left 030
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Current status atop the P2 and P3 parking structures at Michigan Medicine: weathery. 120
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Can… can somebody delete my post because I quoted a post in a thread he started? I do not like that. 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I understand the necessity in some cases, but when somebody’s default post settings make it so this is the only way I can respond to any post in any thread they started, it strikes me as antisocial media. Anyway, looks like “Cobra Man” and “Worble” cobra-man-music.myshopify.com/products/202...cobra-man-music.myshopify.com2022 Global Domination Black Tour TeeGlobal Domination Tour Tee. Printed on Comfort Colors 6.1 oz 100% cotton garment dyed t-shirt with a relaxed fit. Pre-shrunk. Art by Bill Connors, printed in Los Angeles, CA 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Just saw a man checking out at Your Ypsilanti Meijer Store in a very vintage Coach and Four t-shirt and was very tempted to ask if I could “take a picture of it for the internet.” 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Hope this includes “look *in front of you* when you’re driving forward” for the driver who hit me and ran over my bike (then drove off) on Friday. 140
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Why *would* the same city that’s overly communicative about a prescribed burn that it performs not reach out to inform neighbors that a private company is going to cut down some trees near them? A real mysterispiracy! #a2council www.mlive.com/news/ann-arb... 370
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026@mfc248.bsky.social how do we feel about the prompt on “What are seagulls?” (I feel very negative) 100
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If you’re still in line for Law Quad regalia photos, stay in line! 050
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Hey, do we think the silly beans who work on this app know that your feed scrolls all the way to the top if you open a photo and turn the phone sideways to make it big enough to read any of the text? 110
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026When you’re in the hospital and there’s a tornado warning, they make you evacuate the rooms, or at least get out beyond the curtain into the vestibule of your room 290
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Have had a classist thought about itemizing deductions this morning, but the class I am ist is the paid-off, Prop-A’d NIMBY class trying to lock our city in amber, so I don’t feel bad about it. 030
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I do not think it was sporting of Denver to lay on the ropes for 40 minutes and suddenly begin playing hockey in those last 2 040
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026It’s okay, everybody. I realized Michigan had scored once during each beer I drank in the first and I had stopped drinking because armsleep. But kid’s in bed now so I ran to get another during the PP and had taken my first sip when Perron scored, and: I am on my 4th now. 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Some people could fall asleep on a motorcycle driving out of a helicopter 060
Reposted by John SchultzHoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 10/04/2026Oh dear, I am concerned for the Denver goalie. 0131
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026What did they put in the ice? Two of the most dramatic broken sticks I’ve ever seen, already 120
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Omg it was basically an NHL Stanley Cup ‘94 “dump the puck” glitch goal, Go Blue 040
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I should have taken a picture of the sign, but: Rally House on Main will be reopening in the event of a Michigan win 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Is Beilein not there? How have they not showed him just levitating at this FT shooting? 030
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If you can’t drive behind someone keeping pace with traffic but maintaining a safe(ish) following distance without tailgating or making a dangerous attempt to pass, you need Marshmallow Test training. 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Lol, now an absolutely wrong goaltend call. These refs suuuuck. 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026If I’m Dusty, I’m on T’d-up-before-the-under-12 Watch. 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I see people anxietyposting about all the single-elimination Michigan sports happening this weekend, but all of that is nothing compared to the real pressure cooker: the Zebra Gym, home of the Level 4 Junior Olympic Girls Gymnastics State Championship. 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026High Point’s coach is about to fight somebody, and the player interviewee did the “my teammates did nothing, all glory to god” thing. Good for you guys, haha Wisconsin, but … no, thanks. 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026A guy who’s always leaving one empty square in the middle of crossword answers: 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I’m a laid-back dad: walking around the house turning off lights, but only because the solar/battery system told me we’re off grid power because of the wind 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026If you lost your BMW X4, it’s wherever this tow truck was headed. cc: @juliewbee.bsky.social 281
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026A real delight watching the man in this hat curl the puck perfectly to center ice from the penalty box at the end of intermission 110
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026We are cheering for laundry, but there are details that can alter the experience. - ‘23 FB losing to OSU: 30% worse - shitheel like Fears kicking people in multiple games: 5% worse - Dusty May’s personal bodyguard: 3% better - players getting paid: 10% better 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Did I hallucinate it, or did I get a message in my portal yesterday with no lot number, no dates, just a broad note that basically says every alcohol prep swab at Mott is recalled for potential bacterial contamination? (We get Central Line Care stuff from HomeMed) Seems like a sizable goof! 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Apropos of absolutely nothing, did everybody know that pediatric cancer patients can develop shingles because their varicella vaccine can “reactivate” due to their immunocompromised state? SHINGLES! On 4-year-olds who have already put up with some real shit! 210
