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North Campus Turkey in Exile. Views expressed here are my own and do not represent my genus or phylum.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want Post & JJ to challenge each other to a Magic: The Gathering competition using only their themes. "OK, I'm opening with "Law and Order" which lets me play an additional theme this turn plus an extra next turn. I'm using "Riptide" to downgrade "Rest in Peace" to "Rollin' (air raid vehicle)"
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mike Post is Jim Johnston for normies, and that's ok.
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Mike Post & Pete Carpenter - Theme from MAGNUM P.I.
YouTube video by TV1966
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love administrative days. Poor MLB transaction bot goes into overdrive trying to catch up with everything that shows up on the wire. Might be fun to put the dates on a calendar for transaction bot. "Reminder, MLB Transaction bot will be off tomorrow for Jackie Robinson day."
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Uffa: Viscous Brown Substance Extrusion
Alt: God has forsaken the Detroit Red Wings.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When asked about the recently leaked budget line items that included: "All relief pitcher vacation retreat flyers" "Duct tape" "U-haul" "Cargo plane direct flight to Azerbaijan" Harris and Hinch nervously looked around the room and replied in unison "no comment."
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just for funsies; McGonigal: 7.1 WAR Combined WAR of all Tigers pitcher NOT NAMED Montero (3), Melton (2.8), Skubal (2.7), or Mize (2.6): 6.8 Nine Tigers pitchers had negative WAR (including Flaherty & JV), though that includes a -0.1 for Zack McKinstry. Jake Rogers was a plus WAR pitcher. (0.1)
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Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kevin McGonigle finished his rookie season leading all AL players with 7.1 WAR, per @baseball-reference.com. He also finished with a standing ovation. “This year is a dream come true,” McGonigle said. www.mlb.com/news/kevin-m...
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One career ends, another takes flight as McGonigle caps historic rookie year
DETROIT -- One day after Tigers manager A.J. Hinch set the perfect scene to close out Justin Verlander’s incredible career, he did the same for a player whose career is just getting rolling. Kevin McG...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hypnotoad University"
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it... (If they go anywhere near this film for a remake so help me....)
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I Dont Know Boss Cool Hand Luke
ALT: I Dont Know Boss Cool Hand Luke
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Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hao-Yu Lee has done some impressive things in his rookie season. This is right up there.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Sherzer pulled after one batter in the 8th! JV keeps the strikeouts lead (pending Sherzer potentially playing next year.)
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TO BEAU BRIESKE! A TWO-TON MAN MOUNTAIN WHO CAN PALM A MEDICINE BALL!
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jets running the all PI offense.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I like the 2 pt call, the way your offense has been moving the ball, why not?" Yes, when your best play call is "hope for pass interference" you should definitely have your offense attempt the statistically more difficult method of putting points on the board.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jets running the all PI offense.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are the Lions playing the Lions? This looks like a game from Madden '07 where they added every historical uniform, so you fire up a quick one with the '99 alt road uni's versus the 1932 Portsmouth home.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So uhhh, yeah. The vibes came to Michigan Football today to collect rent. Not a bill. Nothing was paid in full. Today was rent.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tell Michigan I want them to know it was me
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@bluebarronphoto.bsky.social in the heart of darkness.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Win on :01, lose on :02.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Underrated.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
F.F.S.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This flag smells fishy....
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
False start Iowa. Take the points Kirk....
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iowa moving. Kirk Ferentz better get his kicker warming up....
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Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: That's The Joke!
ALT: Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: That's The Joke!
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kirk Ferentz.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A bad false start leads to the saddest of sad field goals. IOWA FOOTBALL, BABY!
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iowa running the "18 inches and a cloud of dust" ground game today.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Iowa. Take the sad field goal and move on.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every Pirates pitcher looks like every cop that has given me a ticket.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many of us had that quote teed up for today?
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Waterworks time.
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Brandon Veale @redveale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why have I never seen this before? If I knew this I would post it three times a month.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't care if it's 37-0. JV is not allowed to be pulled until he hits 5 2/3. And you do not, under any circumstances send Hunter out to start the 6th.
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 26/09/2026
I need Leyland to come down to the dugout and peel the paint demanding some got damned run support for Verlander.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
run support Run Support RUN SUPPORT RUUUUUUUNNNNNN SUPPOOOORRRRTTTTTT
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 26/09/2026
Canada was a manufacturing leader in hi-fi systems in the 1950s and 1960s. Friends. Romans. Country people. Let me present you the Clairtone G2.
A Clairtone G2 stereo system with two shelf layers, the lower being a turntable and amp plus a box for records the upper shelf beings being something I’m not sure and on either side. There are black spheres that are actually the speakers there are four of them it is against a white wall and a floor that is made of blonde hard wood
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sure it's me just projecting but...JV did not specifically thank Chris Illitch in his speech, and I am going giggle about that all weekend.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
✅️ - Bed, stumbled out of ✅️ - Kitchen, Shuffled to ✅️ ‐ Cup of Ambition, poured To do ☑️ - Yawn ☑️ - Stretch ☑️ - Come alive ☑️ - Smash patriarchal norms reinforced by corporate greed ☑️ - Tie up boss ☑️ - Awaken latent BDSM desires (optional)
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There have been only three MLB players named Aurelio. All three died in motor vehicle accidents, and two of the three played for the Tigers.
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 24/09/2026
On what would have been their birthdays today, a celebration of two of the biggest influences on my appreciation of comedy and humor.
Jim Henson with Ernie and Kermit. Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal on NewsRadio.
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No Starch Press @nostarchpress.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
someone's charging $1,999 for a folding phone? suddenly $40 for $787 worth of programming books feels extremely financially responsible. Think Like a Programmer @humblebundle.com is still live! Proceeds support @eff.org ⚡ Get it before it's gone: bit.ly/4dkSw69
Purple Think Like a Programmer 2026 Humble Book Bundle graphic featuring covers of Quantum Computing, Total TypeScript, Algorithmic Thinking, The Rust Programming Language, and Writing a C Compiler, with No Starch Press and Humble logos.
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Detroit Tigers (Unoffical) @nottigers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The voices of Tigers baseball on television and radio for years to come! The Tigers today announced multi-year contract extensions with Jason Benetti and Dan Dickerson.
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Murat Ates @wpgmurat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEWS: The NHL officially consolidates Winnipeg Jets statistical history⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
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NHL officially consolidates Winnipeg Jets statistical history
The statistical history of the Winnipeg Jets will now include both iterations of the franchise.
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James Neveau @jamesneveau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My goodness this is elite.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm liking this offensive choice by the Commanders. They are running the "for the love of god, have anyone other than Mariota throw the ball" offense. Bold.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lions fans looking at the Commanders fans going nuts over getting Ref-balled in Dallas.
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
ALT: First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dude, Fox truck guys....we did NOT need to see that.
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TOM BRADY JUST SAID A BAD WORD ON BROADCAST TV! THE REPUBLIC HAS FALLEN!
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