John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 19hWas just driving home from Meijer with a rotisserie chicken thinking about your Costco chickengenuity 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We live 1.0 miles from Stadium & Main, and the first two cars, both BMWs, to leave our block were out of here less than 16 minutes after the game ended. I’m blaming those guys. 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Review center audio considered him forced OOB without really questioning it 100
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was coming on here to say, that’s an interesting wrinkle: just pretend/run like you’re still inbounds, draw a late hit call (I also dislike the call) 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I actually thought we had decided that they couldn’t keep getting away with that, but, huh 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I texted the group that everybody involved in the running game had to watch a bunch of hours of Mike Hart carries and face a full-team punch-out gantlet, but I like that as a way to emphasize constant vigilance about ball security. Also, you’re crushing it with M FB anecdotes today. 011
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As someone who knows you exclusively via social media reactions to sports events, that’s what we love about you 111
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Why are we putting in bike lanes for the few people who use them?” #a2council 4254
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don’t understand how each remaining tailgate has its own swarm and there are still enough left to cover the inside of the stadium as well 020
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Did the clock just jump from 9:47 to 10:09 or so with no commentary? 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Now you just need to flog it on Nextdoor twice a day and congratulate yourself the next time an F-750 hits a vulnerable road user 030
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026On one hand, Hrmm! On the other, they made up the review results for multiple spots, who says they need to have anything that makes sense for this one? 110
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I accidentally proposed a play date for my 4-y/o at the Game Over Gala for the AADL’s Summer Game, and the dad I was with took note that multiple people complimented my shirt in the few minutes before we bailed to a quieter location. So: impress your Dad Friends! Buy War on Cars merch! 092
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026That just makes sense. The clock on “okay, so how long do we keep that up?” started in January 2025, and they took it down… just to put up a watered-down version of the same? (I was biking by on the way home from the hospital last Tuesday and thought they had decided to call it, which seemed fair.) 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My 4-y/o was on chemo and stopped eating, but we were able to get him to keep drinking gatorade, which he started chugging so much that we had to switch to powder to keep it in stock. I went heavy on the mix and basically fed him gatorade 125 for a year and I dunno if he’ll ever drink water again 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I feel this hasn’t gotten the appreciation it deserves, so I’ll overcompensate: this made me laugh out loud so that I had to read Craig’s post to the whole family and then reveal the punchline by simply showing this image, which cracked my wife up. 130
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My roommate ran out and stomped on it after passing his first Blue Book, and he may have persuaded me to do the same (I honestly don’t remember). Don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone else talk about doing that, though. 020
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Weird that he would make such a point about your “omission” of self-identification in an email that was just to him (especially since he, evidently, already knows that about you). 180
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wonder if this was Greg from Lawton, so obsessed with the destruction of his childhood block by students that he drives by just to call the fuzz on them 040
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m not familiar with that, but it makes sense; Sand Point also slaps. Still, I think the fact that you can pull up to any given Lake Michigan beach (in MI) and expect singing sand really deserves recognition in such a list. 140
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This resembles a quandary an acquaintance had when taking the two-methods pledge in order to get an Accutane prescription. I think she ended up with Pill & Condoms, because Pill & Abstinence was not an accepted response. 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You said it; damn. Think I’ll ask her, “What the fuck did you mean by calling a distracted driving PSA ‘shit’? Did you say you could take it personally because you drive with your phone in hand?” the next time I see her. 130
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I do not like the onlinification of Property Dispo. I should be able to walk around a freezing warehouse and see weird stuff and buy it! 120
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I may. I write way more posts than I actually publish, because I have a fear of being wrong or missing the point. I would also say I slightly resent people who can and do fire off posts without thinking them through. Part envy, part annoyance. 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Thinking more about this question (“why not reply?”) in this context: there’s no point in replying. This response was either a troll or impossibly stupid. I think a quote of this meant “See? People are defending this annoying behavior even when I just called it annoying.” 100
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I don’t have any experience having a big account, but I could imagine that some posts invite a lot of the same type of response—bad faith, nitpicky, whatever—and you get into a habit of putting a head on a pike to ward off more. 100
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Yes, I do feel smart for pointing out that you only invite criticism by being annoying, thanks for asking then blocking me, annoying reply cat. 0110
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I did also want to engage with your original question with my own question: do you sincerely not observe that lots of people have learned how to couch their own selfish preferences in, let’s call it, social justice language, and does that seem wholly good to you? 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ehhh. I guess I believe you meant this as a real question, but per the other guy’s point, “overbearing” already explained it. My point is, if you don’t post anything, you can’t get dunked on. If I feel 10% unsure that I understand what I’m responding to, I typically just don’t post. 200
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Listen, you reply to a big account, you’re trying to get into the mix. High reward, high risk. Don’t pick a fight (or a nit) with a big account and, I’ve found, they’re unlikely to pick on you. 4240
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A (15) mechanical pencil(s) which your child has emptied of lead in minutes by continually trying to write with the lead pushed out at least a quarter inch 020
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Washtenaw BoC meeting has been something else tonight. DOZENS of anti-abortion commenters came to complain about a potential millage prop that would (if approved) give some money to PP and now that Commissioner Crystal Lyte gets to respond, near midnight, she is uncorking on them. Hell yeah. 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Speaking of yelling, can’t wait for the first time he gets to thank Dr. Mozhgan for yelling at him. 140
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You know your Shamrocks! Although I feel like you mentioned Chris Sabo just… yesterday? without doing the “mentioned” 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comSnl Saturday NightAlt: Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson on SNL, saying “That’s the rule. That’s the goal now.” 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Makes sense, and I suppose the “out-of-town richie riches” scare tactics are mostly not referring to people 25 minutes out of town 100
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is a big jump, and maybe the one I have the biggest question about. What’s your theory of the case for these? Rentals? Houses for kids in school at UM? I don’t think it’s unbelievable that someone from Brighton would have a second home to crash or party here. 110
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know who else has an obsession with making things shiny… 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I was a little worried about this one, but am relieved to find that it *doesn’t* look exactly like the little education summary you get for both “Mike cox Michigan high school” and “Mike Duggan high school” 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I think even the graham cracker ones do, they’re the anti-Oreos 👎 010
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Got one of the facing-seat tables on Amtrak last weekend and so wished both kids were old enough for me to teach them this game. 10-year-old taught me “Trash” instead (which I assume is the same as the Garbage game you just learned, but less organic). 120
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026She’s also an AADL LEGO Contest award winner (and my sister’s roommate and a wonderful person)! 060
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I just saw a Model T Snowmobile on South Bass Island this weekend! 000
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We had an emotional farewell with my wife’s first car at the auto auction, moved to Ohio, then on a one-day visit back to Detroit we saw it on 96, complete with the unique Michigan sticker she got at Orientation and the Ryan Adams - Love is Hell sticker. Felt meaningful! 120
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gonna check the manifest for your name before I get on a plane from now on 020
John Schultz @jwschultz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I read this as my four-year-old got a running start from the opposite side of the house to jump on me in an armchair, and it’s different but I think it fits the category 110
