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Jacob Haller

@jwgh.bsky.social
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Musician, streamer, podcast editor, etc. Listen to my new single, The Christmas Lobster, at jacobhaller.bandcamp.com/track/the-…

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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And the chat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon And Elon Musk's gonna put Grok on the moon Wonder when I'll be home? Ask Gemini And hope that it doesn't lie, boy And just hope it doesn't lie"
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My son said to me just the other night "Can you read me a book? I hope that that's all right" Well, I looked at him & said "I'd rather not But listen to me, son, I'll make you a bot It'll read to you & it'll be a treat 'Cause the robot will sound just like me, son The robot will sound just like me
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Life is Strange: True Colors chapter 4! twitch.tv/jwghaller
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cat cafe?
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This joke is about the Axiom of Choice.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Staying at a hotel on Zorn Ave in Louisville. There used to be a Ramada next door, but they tore it down and used the pieces to make two hotels of the same size.
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Danny (they/them) @dannyfaust.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you ever found yourself wondering "Gee, what would it be like if Rosalind Russell played Archie Goodwin?" Well, buster, have I got a book series for you!
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting Life is Strange: True Colors chapter 3! twitch.tv/jwghaller
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks!
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh I meant the whole thread - not sure if that was clear.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interested in @talcotts.bsky.social ‘s take.
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Kate Schapira: "Well Put & Generalizable" @kateschapira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HELP THE SKUNK-CABBAGE FAMILY SHRED
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
america's power infrastructure is dangerously vulnerable, and also hard to draw
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like the potential for a third level of egg deception here, where a passer-by might have the vague impression you were angry about fried eggs.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely some publisher shares my vision
Jane Schoenbrun and The Pink Opaque in The Camp Miasma Murders
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The time has come to revive the practice
My compelling cover mockup for Yorgos Lanthimos and The Dogtooth Detectives in The Mystery of the Bugged-Out Buddies
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bfuck?
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i need suggestion for an unbelievably shitty first dance song at a gen z wedding (For a book)
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
During the Great Resignation of 2021, I hoped employers might get rid of some of the pointless hoops that they make prospective employees jump through, the stuff that clearly has nothing to do with how good you'd be at the actual job. It turns out that that will never happen.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm playing Wuchang: Fallen Feathers on stream tonight and I forgot what the outfit I wear in cold areas is like. Watch at twitch.tv/jwghaller !
A screenshot of Wuchang with a woman carrying a sword is wearing a striped winter hat with cat ears and a tail.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cats love David Lynch.
My cat sitting on an ottoman, looking over his shoulder at the opening credits of Blue Velvet playing on my TV.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
About to start playing chapter 2 of Life is Strange: True Colors! twitch.tv/jwghaller
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NO
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I heard Rudy Cheeks died recently. He was nice enough to make the trip out to my apartment in 2014 to talk to me for my podcast 'Tell Me About Your Song' about his song 'Operation Drifter'. yoursongpodcast.tumblr.com/post/1003209...
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Tell Me About Your Song
- For the 35th episode of 'Tell Me About Your Song', I talked to songwriter and musician Rudy Cheeks about his song 'Occupation: Drifter'. In the course of our discussion, we touched on the following...
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“[A] sprightly debut . . . Edwards writes with flair.” —NYTRB “A snappy valentine to a bygone era . . .” —Kirkus Reviews “For fans of hardboiled PIs with hearts of gold.” —Library Journal “Edwards nails the tone, with dialogue and milieu evocative of classic noir.” —Bookpage
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Jules Sherred (he/him) @geekyjules.julessherred.com · 16/09/2026
Hey fellow "mature" trans masc on T: How many of you also dont have grey/white hair in your beard despite having some on your head? I have a small amount of white on my head for my age (50) but none on my face! Face usually greys first
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
since the podcast is talking to authors about movies, i sometimes feel like i should maybe start adding movie people talking about mystery novels.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some people just don’t know their ass from their other ass.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Most Life is Strange games have an option to mute licensed music so streamers don’t get in trouble for broadcasting it. So sometimes you have to provide your own. www.twitch.tv/jwghaller/cl...
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I assume this is the gist of what Alex was singing | Life is Strange: True Colors - jwghaller on Twitch
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I started the game by outlining my overall strategy. www.twitch.tv/jwghaller/cl...
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Never have, never will | Life is Strange: True Colors - jwghaller on Twitch
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/09/2026
Attempting to frame these bigots like they’re brave pragmatists breaking from some kind of stalwart trans-affirming norm is the type of enormous lie where the ground should open up to pneumatic-tube you directly to hell.
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Kristen Lopez @kristenklopez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tonight's final share! If you're a film lover and looking for thoughtful, analytical deep dives into cinema, this is a must. Yes, I'm biased cause I wrote it. But if you're sick of reading the same listicles and low-hanging fruit, subscribe and help me write more stuff like this.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Starting 'Life is Strange: True Colors' chapter 1! twitch.tv/jwghaller
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In 2015 going I saw 'San Andreas' starring Dwayne Johnson which ends with our hero standing amidst the wreckage. "What do we do now?" someone asks him." "Now ... we rebuild," he replies. I thought, "It wasn't so long ago that I would have hated this instead of just thinking it was lame."
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kristen's post is about Oliver Stone's 'World Trade Center' and Paul Greengrass's 'United 93' and is well worth reading. I haven't seen either movie, and this reminded me that for years I actively avoided anything too 9/11-related.
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National Jug Band Jubilee @jugbandjubilee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need some beer advice from folks with opinions about Louisville beer 😊 please. Have to switch distributors this year and I am lost. Feel free to share for larger exposure bc I have none 😝
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One version of this is an action-type movie where the runner has to figure out how to achieve a goal (a la Edge of Tomorrow), but another would be one where there's no obvious threat or goal and the runner just comes up with challenges for themselves to keep from being bored.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Movie idea: A time loop story where the person caught in the loop is a speedrunner.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Right, that's the other common interpretation. But you asked what this one was and I figured I would answer the question.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To me 'kicking ass' and 'being competent at' have different valences, and anyway it's Ralph who's saying it so (in either interpretation) I reckon he just saw some vikings somewhere and thought they were cool.
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I kick ass at sleeping.”
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pro Tip: If someone is about to punch you, stall them until you wake up. (This only works if they’re trying to punch you in a dream)
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026
IF MISS PIGGY IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR AN OSCAR, THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!?!!
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is about a residency at Mesa Refuge, which says it "welcomes a diverse community of writers and activists who grapple with big ideas and develop solutions for intractable problems." If that sounds like it could be you then check it out!
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sunday at 4 pm US Eastern Time I'm planning to livestream a playthrough of 'Delivered!', using my brand new deck of Delivered! cards! Check it out!
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Playing some music! Starting off with a Gram Parsons tune and an old music hall song about lions. twitch.tv/jwghaller
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jwghaller - Live on Twitch
Playing some music - type !sl in chat for songs you can request! | Streaming music.
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Rook @boxen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(sickos voice) YESSSS
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spiders Georg is a member of this facebook group adn should not have been counted.
A screenshot of part of a web search. This part points to a post in the Facebook group 'Delicious Family Recipes'. The post begins: "Does it really rain spiders? The rain of spiders, also known as angel hair, is a natural phenomenon that occurs in parts of Brazil and Australia when large groups of spiders ..."
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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am heartened by the frequency with which this doesn't work. There's a saying that nothing hurts a bad product like good marketing.
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